--- title: "1 Christmas morning Quotes By Stephen Osborne" description: "1 Christmas morning quotes by Stephen Osborne. Plus more from Stephen Osborne and more Christmas morning sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/876/stephen-osborne-28896_christmas-morning_sounds-good-what-sort-of-fun-did-you-hav_2130479.jpg" --- > [“Sounds good. What sort of fun did you have in mind?” I rubbed my nose against his. “It’s kind of like putting together toys on Christmas morning. You have to insert dowel rod A into slot B until it fits…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-osborne/sounds-good-what-sort-of-fun-did-you-have-in-mind-i-rubbed-my-nose/) [Stephen Osborne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-osborne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/876/stephen-osborne-28896_christmas-morning_sounds-good-what-sort-of-fun-did-you-hav_2130479.jpg) ## More by Stephen Osborne > [“Daisy was my beloved bulldog, who had some problems of her own—the main one being that she, too, was no longer alive. However, she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-osborne/daisy-was-my-beloved-bulldog-who-had-some-problems-of-her-own-the/) [Stephen Osborne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-osborne/) > [“If you’ve harmed one hair on Nick’s head, I’m going to send you to hell so fast that Satan won’t have time to stamp…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-osborne/if-you-ve-harmed-one-hair-on-nick-s-head-i-m-going-to-send-you-to/) [Stephen Osborne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-osborne/) > [“There was a framed print on the wall of dogs playing poker. I wanted to smash it to preserve the dignity of the world,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-osborne/there-was-a-framed-print-on-the-wall-of-dogs-playing-poker-i-wanted/) [Stephen Osborne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-osborne/) > [“DINNER went off without a hitch up until the part where people actually sat down at the table and began to eat. After that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-osborne/dinner-went-off-without-a-hitch-up-until-the-part-where-people/) [Stephen Osborne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-osborne/) > [“The room was deathly quiet. Maybe because I was holding my breath. You know that feeling you get when you know you’re doing something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-osborne/the-room-was-deathly-quiet-maybe-because-i-was-holding-my-breath-you/) [Stephen Osborne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-osborne/) > [“If I’m to be a ghost,” I told Caps, “I’m not haunting your aunt’s gloomy old place. I’d choose someplace livelier, more fun.” “Such…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-osborne/if-i-m-to-be-a-ghost-i-told-caps-i-m-not-haunting-your-aunt-s-gloomy/) [Stephen Osborne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-osborne/) > [“It’s my spider, Jeffrey. He’s a tarantula.” “Yes, he certainly seems to be.” “He’s my pet.” “Better you than me. I’m not overly fond…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-osborne/it-s-my-spider-jeffrey-he-s-a-tarantula-yes-he-certainly-seems-to-be/) [Stephen Osborne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-osborne/) > [“My hand found its way back to her knee. I hoped it was to comfort her. I’d hate to think that my right hand…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-osborne/my-hand-found-its-way-back-to-her-knee-i-hoped-it-was-to-comfort-her/) [Stephen Osborne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-osborne/) > [“Sounds good. What sort of fun did you have in mind?” I rubbed my nose against his. “It’s kind of like putting together toys…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-osborne/sounds-good-what-sort-of-fun-did-you-have-in-mind-i-rubbed-my-nose/) [Stephen Osborne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-osborne/) > [“There are good kissers and bad kissers. Good kisser: Tony. Sweet, passionate, and his lips make every nerve in your body stand up and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-osborne/there-are-good-kissers-and-bad-kissers-good-kisser-tony-sweet/) [Stephen Osborne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-osborne/) > [“By standing and with me sitting, he was showing he was the dominant male in the room. I, however, had a .38 in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-osborne/by-standing-and-with-me-sitting-he-was-showing-he-was-the-dominant/) [Stephen Osborne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-osborne/) > [“I at least got Carson calmed down a little. Interested, he asked, “Really? There are demons who do that? Fuck all the time?” “Yeah.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-osborne/i-at-least-got-carson-calmed-down-a-little-interested-he-asked-really/) [Stephen Osborne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-osborne/) > [“It’s just that… I’m wanting to start dating myself.” I saw Gina’s eyes bug out. “I don’t mean dating myself. I’ve been doing that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-osborne/it-s-just-that-i-m-wanting-to-start-dating-myself-i-saw-gina-s-eyes/) [Stephen Osborne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-osborne/) > [“I smiled. “Nick, this is my dead boyfriend, Robbie. If you can’t see him, at least you’ll be able to see the salt carton…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-osborne/i-smiled-nick-this-is-my-dead-boyfriend-robbie-if-you-can-t-see-him/) [Stephen Osborne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-osborne/) > [“several complaints that night, ranging from people thinking cats were fighting to one soul who thought that a neighbor was playing a Yoko Ono…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-osborne/several-complaints-that-night-ranging-from-people-thinking-cats-were/) [Stephen Osborne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-osborne/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/christmas-morning/stephen-osborne/#itemlist", "name": "1 Christmas morning Quotes By Stephen Osborne", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Sounds good. 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