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title: "2 Christmas morning Quotes By Ron Shelton"
description: "2 Christmas morning quotes by Ron Shelton. Plus more from Ron Shelton and more Christmas morning sayings from other authors."
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> [“Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent over-rated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shelton/well-i-believe-in-the-soul-the-cock-the-pussy-the-small-of-a-woman-s/)

Ron Shelton

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> [“Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shelton/well-i-believe-in-the-soul-the-cock-the-pussy-the-small-of-a-woman-s-2/)

Ron Shelton

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## More by Ron Shelton

> [“Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hangin' curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shelton/well-i-believe-in-the-soul-the-cock-the-pussy-the-small-of-a-woman-s/)

Ron Shelton

> [“Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shelton/well-i-believe-in-the-soul-the-cock-the-pussy-the-small-of-a-woman-s-2/)

Ron Shelton

> [I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shelton/i-believe-in-the-church-of-baseball-i-ve-tried-all-the-major/)

Ron Shelton

> [Larry Colton’s Ordinary Joes are just like us, yet they endure what we could never imagine, and are ennobled in ways they themselves might…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-shelton/larry-colton-s-ordinary-joes-are-just-like-us-yet-they-endure-what-we/)

Ron Shelton

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