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> [“Jesus Christ,” she said. “You are just like him, a master of the fucking oblique answer.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-b-parker/jesus-christ-she-said-you-are-just-like-him-a-master-of-the-fucking/)

[Robert B. Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-b-parker/)

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## More by Robert B. Parker

> [“I always loved it when I had a story to tell her, because her attention was complete and felt like sunlight.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-b-parker/i-always-loved-it-when-i-had-a-story-to-tell-her-because-her/)

[Robert B. Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-b-parker/)

> [Writer's block? I've never heard of a plumber complain about plumber's block.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-b-parker/writer-s-block-i-ve-never-heard-of-a-plumber-complain-about-plumber-s/)

[Robert B. Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-b-parker/)

> [I had achieved the most important things in my life when I married Joan and had the sons. Given the choice between Joan and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-b-parker/i-had-achieved-the-most-important-things-in-my-life-when-i-married/)

[Robert B. Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-b-parker/)

> [Joan organizes our social life, and on weekends I follow her around.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-b-parker/joan-organizes-our-social-life-and-on-weekends-i-follow-her-around/)

[Robert B. Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-b-parker/)

> [“Sandy’s face was very close to mine in the crowded room. She had a wide mouth and a lot of teeth. She had turned…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-b-parker/sandy-s-face-was-very-close-to-mine-in-the-crowded-room-she-had-a/)

[Robert B. Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-b-parker/)

> [“And Quirk’s a captain now,” he said. “Captain Quirk?” The motorcycle cop grinned. “Captain Quirk,” he said.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-b-parker/and-quirk-s-a-captain-now-he-said-captain-quirk-the-motorcycle-cop/)

[Robert B. Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-b-parker/)

> [Both our opinions are rooted in our experience," I said. "Both of them are true, it's just that we've had different experiences.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-b-parker/both-our-opinions-are-rooted-in-our-experience-i-said-both-of-them/)

[Robert B. Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-b-parker/)

> [“I think you’ve never quite altogether forgiven yourself for that woman in Los Angeles all that time ago.” “Candy Sloan,” I said. Susan nodded.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-b-parker/i-think-you-ve-never-quite-altogether-forgiven-yourself-for-that/)

[Robert B. Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-b-parker/)

> [If you want to write, write it. That's the first rule. And send it in, and send it in to someone who can publish…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-b-parker/if-you-want-to-write-write-it-that-s-the-first-rule-and-send-it-in/)

[Robert B. Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-b-parker/)

> [“Susan had decided to sit by the pool at the hotel with a copy of a book by Alice Miller called The Drama of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-b-parker/susan-had-decided-to-sit-by-the-pool-at-the-hotel-with-a-copy-of-a/)

[Robert B. Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-b-parker/)

> [“called Evan Malone at the number Epstein had given me and got his wife, and made an appointment to come up to his place…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-b-parker/called-evan-malone-at-the-number-epstein-had-given-me-and-got-his/)

[Robert B. Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-b-parker/)

> [I have reached the point where I know that as long as I sit down to write, the ideas will come. What they will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-b-parker/i-have-reached-the-point-where-i-know-that-as-long-as-i-sit-down-to/)

[Robert B. Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-b-parker/)

> [“Can you analyze our relationship in the light of Silvermanian pragmatism?” I said. “I love you because I find it compelling to be loved…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-b-parker/can-you-analyze-our-relationship-in-the-light-of-silvermanian/)

[Robert B. Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-b-parker/)

> [“Pearl eyed a man and woman walking by in funny hats. Her whole body stiffened with the desire to bark at them. Mine too.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-b-parker/pearl-eyed-a-man-and-woman-walking-by-in-funny-hats-her-whole-body/)

[Robert B. Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-b-parker/)

> [“I’m sleeping with a Harvard grad,” I said. “The Emory of the North,” Becker said.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-b-parker/i-m-sleeping-with-a-harvard-grad-i-said-the-emory-of-the-north-becker/)

[Robert B. Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-b-parker/)

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