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title: "9 Children Having Quotes by 9 authors"
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> [I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-handey/i-believe-in-making-the-world-safe-for-our-children-but-not-our/)

[Jack Handey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-handey/)

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> [The crisis of children having children has been eclipsed by the greater crisis of children killing children.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marian-wright-edelman/the-crisis-of-children-having-children-has-been-eclipsed-by-the/)

[Marian Wright Edelman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marian-wright-edelman/)

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> [I have three children, each of whom is having an idyllic childhood, probably because I have been at the office the entire…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stacy-schiff/i-have-three-children-each-of-whom-is-having-an-idyllic-childhood/)

[Stacy Schiff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stacy-schiff/)

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> [I am very in favour of children having a nap after lunch because then they're not whiney and grizzly by six o'clock.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/prue-leith/i-am-very-in-favour-of-children-having-a-nap-after-lunch-because-then/)

[Prue Leith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/prue-leith/)

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> [In Italy, there's the need to help our kids have kids, not to have new slaves to replace the children we're not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matteo-salvini/in-italy-there-s-the-need-to-help-our-kids-have-kids-not-to-have-new/)

[Matteo Salvini](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matteo-salvini/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/46e/matteo-salvini-4384_children_in-italy-there-s-the-need-to-help-our-ki_2887995.jpg)

> [It's impossible for a couple to bring up two children without having lots and lots of arguments.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-rea/it-s-impossible-for-a-couple-to-bring-up-two-children-without-having/)

[Chris Rea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-rea/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75c/chris-rea-8856_children_it-s-impossible-for-a-couple-to-bring-up_2138390.jpg)

> [It comes down to a doubt about the wisdom Of having children after having had them, So there is nothing we can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-frost/it-comes-down-to-a-doubt-about-the-wisdom-of-having-children-after/)

[Robert Frost](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-frost/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ae2/robert-frost-371_can-do_it-comes-down-to-a-doubt-about-the-wisdo_3204919.png)

> [Well, you don't get to do things that other children get to do, having friends and slumber parties and buddies. There were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-jackson/well-you-don-t-get-to-do-things-that-other-children-get-to-do-having/)

[Michael Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-jackson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/725/michael-jackson-411_children_well-you-don-t-get-to-do-things-that-oth_144537.jpg)

> [Why would I, in a million years, want to do anything even remotely having to do with child molestation on a children's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-reubens/why-would-i-in-a-million-years-want-to-do-anything-even-remotely/)

[Paul Reubens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-reubens/)

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