--- title: "1 Cheesecake Quotes By Rob Delaney" description: "1 Cheesecake quotes by Rob Delaney. Plus more from Rob Delaney and more Cheesecake sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/caa/rob-delaney-12520_cheesecake_cheesecake-are-you-shitting-me-who-inven_459620.jpg" --- > [“Cheesecake. Are you shitting me? Who invented that? Probably Jesus of Nazareth. Or maybe Louis Pasteur. It makes me physically sick to think that Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, yet the name of the inventor of cheesecake isn’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-delaney/cheesecake-are-you-shitting-me-who-invented-that-probably-jesus-of/) [Rob Delaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-delaney/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/caa/rob-delaney-12520_cheesecake_cheesecake-are-you-shitting-me-who-inven_459620.jpg) ## More by Rob Delaney > [“Children give terrible gifts because they are poor.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-delaney/children-give-terrible-gifts-because-they-are-poor/) [Rob Delaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-delaney/) > [I can say that I'm a feminist and I try to be progressive and all that stuff. But I when I'm tired or when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-delaney/i-can-say-that-i-m-a-feminist-and-i-try-to-be-progressive-and-all/) [Rob Delaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-delaney/) > [People who concern themselves with the rights of other adults who engage in consensual acts involving sex, love, and/or eating croissants together are damaged…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-delaney/people-who-concern-themselves-with-the-rights-of-other-adults-who/) [Rob Delaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-delaney/) > [“If you ask someone out and they say no, try it again in a few minutes wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigarette.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-delaney/if-you-ask-someone-out-and-they-say-no-try-it-again-in-a-few-minutes/) [Rob Delaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-delaney/) > [If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-delaney/if-you-have-an-opinion-on-what-other-adults-do-consensually-with/) [Rob Delaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-delaney/) > [Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-delaney/running-is-special-we-ve-all-done-it-well-poorly-focused-in-fear/) [Rob Delaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-delaney/) > [“Willful ignorance or resistance to alleged facts has been a big ingredient in any success I’ve had.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-delaney/willful-ignorance-or-resistance-to-alleged-facts-has-been-a-big/) [Rob Delaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-delaney/) > [“Cheesecake. Are you shitting me? Who invented that? Probably Jesus of Nazareth. Or maybe Louis Pasteur. It makes me physically sick to think that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-delaney/cheesecake-are-you-shitting-me-who-invented-that-probably-jesus-of/) [Rob Delaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-delaney/) > [I think your ambition for something changes as you go.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-delaney/i-think-your-ambition-for-something-changes-as-you-go/) [Rob Delaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-delaney/) > [But I also know in standup, there's nowhere to hide. You get on stage and you deliver, or you are eviscerated and you are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-delaney/but-i-also-know-in-standup-there-s-nowhere-to-hide-you-get-on-stage/) [Rob Delaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-delaney/) > [I want people to feel good about themselves.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-delaney/i-want-people-to-feel-good-about-themselves/) [Rob Delaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-delaney/) > [“I like to imagine that those dead, unloved nut jobs became friends under the earth and have their little crazy community where they show…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-delaney/i-like-to-imagine-that-those-dead-unloved-nut-jobs-became-friends/) [Rob Delaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-delaney/) > [With Twitter, you just want to make people laugh in their meeting; on stage, people have paid for their tickets with their hard-earned money,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-delaney/with-twitter-you-just-want-to-make-people-laugh-in-their-meeting-on/) [Rob Delaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-delaney/) > [I use Twitter as a tool to get involved with people, to sell tickets to gigs where I can stand in a room and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-delaney/i-use-twitter-as-a-tool-to-get-involved-with-people-to-sell-tickets/) [Rob Delaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-delaney/) > [We can and should complain about certain horrors of the modern world, but when it comes to the treatment of mental illness, the advances…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-delaney/we-can-and-should-complain-about-certain-horrors-of-the-modern-world/) [Rob Delaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-delaney/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cheesecake/rob-delaney/#itemlist", "name": "1 Cheesecake Quotes By Rob Delaney", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Cheesecake. 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