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title: "3 Cheese Platter Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Cheese Platter quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Cheese Platter sayings and thoughts."
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> [Cheese, in any form, is my guilty pleasure. I would rather have a cheese platter for dinner than any meal. There's nothing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-taylor/cheese-in-any-form-is-my-guilty-pleasure-i-would-rather-have-a-cheese/)

[Christine Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-taylor/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/909/christine-taylor-23345_cheese_cheese-in-any-form-is-my-guilty-pleasure_1767148.jpg)

> [“Every time the waiter with the cheese platter comes by I take two or three cracker loads at a time. I give…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hannah-tunnicliffe/every-time-the-waiter-with-the-cheese-platter-comes-by-i-take-two-or/)

[Hannah Tunnicliffe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hannah-tunnicliffe/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a36/hannah-tunnicliffe-29735_cheese_every-time-the-waiter-with-the-cheese-pl_2681544.jpg)

> [The after-party is always at a restaurant, and for me, the fun starts when I get a cheese platter. That's as f-ed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-mckinnon/the-after-party-is-always-at-a-restaurant-and-for-me-the-fun-starts/)

[Kate McKinnon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kate-mckinnon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e3/kate-mckinnon-8120_after-party_the-after-party-is-always-at-a-restauran_3105032.jpg)

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