--- title: "2 Cheerleader Quotes By Jenny Lawson" description: "2 Cheerleader quotes by Jenny Lawson. Plus more from Jenny Lawson and more Cheerleader sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cd/jenny-lawson-3391_adolescence_if-you-enjoyed-high-school-you-were-prob_1161492.png" --- > [If you enjoyed high school, you were probably a psychopath or a cheerleader. Or possibly both.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-lawson/if-you-enjoyed-high-school-you-were-probably-a-psychopath-or-a/) [Jenny Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-lawson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cd/jenny-lawson-3391_adolescence_if-you-enjoyed-high-school-you-were-prob_1161492.png) > [...pretty much everyone hates high school. It's a measure of your humanity, I suspect. If you enjoyed high school, you were probably a psychopath or a cheerleader. Or possibly both. Those things aren't mutually exclusive, you know. I've tried to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-lawson/pretty-much-everyone-hates-high-school-it-s-a-measure-of-your/) [Jenny Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-lawson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/236/jenny-lawson-3391_assuming_pretty-much-everyone-hates-high-school-i_1247787.png) ## Other authors on Cheerleader - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b004/author-ashley-tisdale-15330.jpg) Ashley Tisdale 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cheerleader/ashley-tisdale/) ## More by Jenny Lawson > [the most terribly human moments - the ones we want to pretend never happened - are the very moments that make us who we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-lawson/the-most-terribly-human-moments-the-ones-we-want-to-pretend-never/) [Jenny Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-lawson/) > [“I MADE MY CATS A WATER BED OUT OF A ZIPLOC BAG AND A SHOEBOX. THEY POPPED IT WITH THEIR CLAWS AND THEY ALMOST…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-lawson/i-made-my-cats-a-water-bed-out-of-a-ziploc-bag-and-a-shoebox-they/) [Jenny Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-lawson/) > [“Everything in this book is mostly true but some details have been changed to protect the guilty. I know it’s usually about “protecting the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-lawson/everything-in-this-book-is-mostly-true-but-some-details-have-been/) [Jenny Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-lawson/) > [Have you ever been homesick for someplace that doesn't actually exist anymore? Someplace that exists only in your mind?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-lawson/have-you-ever-been-homesick-for-someplace-that-doesn-t-actually-exist/) [Jenny Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-lawson/) > [“As far as I'm concerned, a house should look lived-in, and I consider it clean as long as I don't stick to it and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-lawson/as-far-as-i-m-concerned-a-house-should-look-lived-in-and-i-consider/) [Jenny Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-lawson/) > [“Something wonderful about experiencing life with friendly strangers and stranger-friends who all fit in your pocket.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-lawson/something-wonderful-about-experiencing-life-with-friendly-strangers/) [Jenny Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-lawson/) > [“And while our families made their way to the church doorsteps to prepare to throw birdseed at us, we hid in the empty church…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-lawson/and-while-our-families-made-their-way-to-the-church-doorsteps-to/) [Jenny Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-lawson/) > [“There's a very mean girl down the hall who's trying to get me fired. I'm no good with confrontation, so whenever I say, "Have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-lawson/there-s-a-very-mean-girl-down-the-hall-who-s-trying-to-get-me-fired-i/) [Jenny Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-lawson/) > [“Then a man onstage quoted Sam Houston, saying, “Texas can make it without the United States, BUT THE UNITED STATES CANNOT MAKE IT WITHOUT…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-lawson/then-a-man-onstage-quoted-sam-houston-saying-texas-can-make-it/) [Jenny Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-lawson/) > [Some people we define as trolls are just critics. Sometimes they have a point. And I hear them. But for the ones who comment…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-lawson/some-people-we-define-as-trolls-are-just-critics-sometimes-they-have/) [Jenny Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-lawson/) > [“By my tenth glass of wine I started to wonder whether there was something wrong with my palate. Everyone else was marking the wine…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-lawson/by-my-tenth-glass-of-wine-i-started-to-wonder-whether-there-was/) [Jenny Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-lawson/) > [It's interesting with my blog, because it feels to me less like a blog and more like a forum, because my readers are so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-lawson/it-s-interesting-with-my-blog-because-it-feels-to-me-less-like-a-blog/) [Jenny Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-lawson/) > [“Hey, Grandlibby?” I asked. “What’s a ‘turn-on’?” She paled visibly, looking mildly ill. “Well,” she said…struggling for words, “it’s…um…the things that make you happy,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-lawson/hey-grandlibby-i-asked-what-s-a-turn-on-she-paled-visibly-looking/) [Jenny Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-lawson/) > [“It would be hard to believe that a man had invented walls when most of them couldn’t even be bothered to close the bathroom…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-lawson/it-would-be-hard-to-believe-that-a-man-had-invented-walls-when-most/) [Jenny Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-lawson/) > [A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies are buried. Because they're the ones who helped you put them there." And sometimes,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-lawson/a-friend-is-someone-who-knows-where-all-your-bodies-are-buried/) [Jenny Lawson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-lawson/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cheerleader/jenny-lawson/#itemlist", "name": "2 Cheerleader Quotes By Jenny Lawson", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you enjoyed high school, you were probably a psychopath or a cheerleader. 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