--- title: "4 Cheating Quotes By Jay Leno" description: "4 Cheating quotes by Jay Leno. Plus more from Jay Leno and more Cheating sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/559/jay-leno-210_believe_here-is-your-government-at-work-a-congre_34705.png" --- > [Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/here-is-your-government-at-work-a-congressman-from-colorado-said-he/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/559/jay-leno-210_believe_here-is-your-government-at-work-a-congre_34705.png) > [65% of people say that cheating on your income tax is worse than cheating on your spouse. The other 35% were women.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/65-of-people-say-that-cheating-on-your-income-tax-is-worse-than/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e42/jay-leno-210_cheating_65-of-people-say-that-cheating-on-your-i_946576.jpg) > [Big scandal on the new 'Survivor' series. The white, the black and the Hispanic teams were caught cheating off the Asian team.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/big-scandal-on-the-new-survivor-series-the-white-the-black-and-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/586/jay-leno-210_asian_big-scandal-on-the-new-survivor-series-t_2016751.png) > [That must be strange, cheating on your wife with a flight attendant. They're in bed and she's says, 'In the event that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/that-must-be-strange-cheating-on-your-wife-with-a-flight-attendant/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f8c/jay-leno-210_bed_that-must-be-strange-cheating-on-your-wi_2778726.png) ## Other authors on Cheating - [Suzanne Finnamore 63 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cheating/suzanne-finnamore/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b022/author-sonya-parker-86224.jpg) Sonya Parker 21 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cheating/sonya-parker/) - [Mokokoma Mokhonoana 14 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cheating/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-ritu-ghatourey-5.jpg) Ritu Ghatourey 11 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cheating/ritu-ghatourey/) - [Steven Magee 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cheating/steven-magee/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b021/author-rush-limbaugh-81741.jpg) Rush Limbaugh 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cheating/rush-limbaugh/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b001/author-mohammed-zaki-ansari-2542.jpg) Mohammed Zaki Ansari 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cheating/mohammed-zaki-ansari/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b015/author-kevin-mccarty-56857.jpg) Kevin Mccarty 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cheating/kevin-mccarty/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-jeff-weiner-48429.jpg) Honestly Idgaf 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cheating/honestly-idgaf/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b010/author-greg-behrendt-39332.jpg) Greg Behrendt 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cheating/greg-behrendt/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b007/author-dan-ariely-26126.jpg) Dan Ariely 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cheating/dan-ariely/) ## More by Jay Leno > [If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/if-you-restore-a-car-and-you-re-making-money-then-you-re-doing-it/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/bush-reiterated-his-stand-to-conservatives-opposing-his-decision-on/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/michael-jackson-has-a-new-baby-boy-no-word-yet-who-the-father-is/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/there-is-a-nationwide-shortage-of-drugs-for-attention-deficit/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [“Leno said the rainy weather in California "couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Today was the day NBC was supposed to burn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/leno-said-the-rainy-weather-in-california-couldn-t-have-come-at-a/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/donald-trump-said-he-will-not-decide-about-a-possible-run-for-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/american-forces-in-iraq-found-650-million-in-american-cash-sealed-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-wanted-to-have-a-career-in-sports-when-i-was-young-but-i-had-to/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/texas-gov-rick-perry-referred-to-the-mexican-city-of-juarez-as-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/you-can-tell-you-ate-too-much-for-thanksgiving-when-you-have-to-let/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-mayans-have-predicted-the-world-is-supposed-to-end-on-december-21/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-globe-reports-that-north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-il-raises-money/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/here-is-your-government-at-work-a-congressman-from-colorado-said-he/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/jack-abramoff-is-going-to-testify-against-some-of-the-other-weasels/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Tomorrow, America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, will drop the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. Right afterwards, she'll get out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/tomorrow-america-s-most-famous-hockey-mom-sarah-palin-will-drop-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cheating/jay-leno/#itemlist", "name": "4 Cheating Quotes By Jay Leno", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Here is your government at work. 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