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> [Being a cheap bastard now means so much more freedom and choices later.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-sacca/being-a-cheap-bastard-now-means-so-much-more-freedom-and-choices-later/)

[Chris Sacca](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-sacca/)

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> [“Did I mention you're going to have to drive on our date?" I asked. "Cheap bastard.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-carman/did-i-mention-you-re-going-to-have-to-drive-on-our-date-i-asked-cheap/)

[Patrick Carman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-carman/)

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