--- title: "1 Chaps Quotes By Qwen Salsbury" description: "1 Chaps quotes by Qwen Salsbury. Plus more from Qwen Salsbury and more Chaps sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e46/qwen-salsbury-27235_quote_i-do-wish-there-were-assless-chaps-not-t_1308043.jpg" --- > [“I do wish there were assless chaps. Not that I would wear them. But there is nothing funnier than the words assless chaps.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/qwen-salsbury/i-do-wish-there-were-assless-chaps-not-that-i-would-wear-them-but/) [Qwen Salsbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/qwen-salsbury/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e46/qwen-salsbury-27235_quote_i-do-wish-there-were-assless-chaps-not-t_1308043.jpg) ## More by Qwen Salsbury > [“Let us observe the mating rituals of the lecherous North American lounge lizard in his native habitat: The Open Bar.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/qwen-salsbury/let-us-observe-the-mating-rituals-of-the-lecherous-north-american/) [Qwen Salsbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/qwen-salsbury/) > [“REBECCA IS AN IMMORTAL. I know this because I have been giving her a look that can kill for the past three and a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/qwen-salsbury/rebecca-is-an-immortal-i-know-this-because-i-have-been-giving-her-a/) [Qwen Salsbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/qwen-salsbury/) > [“Say who with the what now? Well, Merry Christmas and Ho Ho Holy Crap. Just what the hell have I been yammering on about?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/qwen-salsbury/say-who-with-the-what-now-well-merry-christmas-and-ho-ho-holy-crap/) [Qwen Salsbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/qwen-salsbury/) > [“It’s all very Super Secret Squirrel.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/qwen-salsbury/it-s-all-very-super-secret-squirrel/) [Qwen Salsbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/qwen-salsbury/) > [“I will have you know there is probably less pineapple at your average luau than in my system at this moment”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/qwen-salsbury/i-will-have-you-know-there-is-probably-less-pineapple-at-your-average/) [Qwen Salsbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/qwen-salsbury/) > [“Incoming Text: Bert will be so disappointed. He had down that Canon would eat you alive by last night. Note to self: Never bet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/qwen-salsbury/incoming-text-bert-will-be-so-disappointed-he-had-down-that-canon/) [Qwen Salsbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/qwen-salsbury/) > [“IT IS A FACT, UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED, that a single man in possession of a fine ass must be observed like wildlife”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/qwen-salsbury/it-is-a-fact-universally-accepted-that-a-single-man-in-possession-of/) [Qwen Salsbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/qwen-salsbury/) > [“This crap is fast getting on my reserve nerve.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/qwen-salsbury/this-crap-is-fast-getting-on-my-reserve-nerve/) [Qwen Salsbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/qwen-salsbury/) > [“We have been going over the proposal and possible concessions for the longest ninety minutes of my life. And I saw Battlefield Earth.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/qwen-salsbury/we-have-been-going-over-the-proposal-and-possible-concessions-for-the/) [Qwen Salsbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/qwen-salsbury/) > [“How am I supposed to look unaffected and asexual with all this unfair fuckery happening?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/qwen-salsbury/how-am-i-supposed-to-look-unaffected-and-asexual-with-all-this-unfair/) [Qwen Salsbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/qwen-salsbury/) > [“I do wish there were assless chaps. Not that I would wear them. But there is nothing funnier than the words assless chaps.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/qwen-salsbury/i-do-wish-there-were-assless-chaps-not-that-i-would-wear-them-but/) [Qwen Salsbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/qwen-salsbury/) > [“These are dark times. Darker still if we must forego the snooze button.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/qwen-salsbury/these-are-dark-times-darker-still-if-we-must-forego-the-snooze-button/) [Qwen Salsbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/qwen-salsbury/) > [“God, I'm not just in the neighbourhood of pathetic, I'm circling the block.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/qwen-salsbury/god-i-m-not-just-in-the-neighbourhood-of-pathetic-i-m-circling-the/) [Qwen Salsbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/qwen-salsbury/) > [“WHY IS MY BATH COLD? Because I, purchaser of sadist shoes, needed to soak after wearing cheese graters on my feet yesterday and then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/qwen-salsbury/why-is-my-bath-cold-because-i-purchaser-of-sadist-shoes-needed-to/) [Qwen Salsbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/qwen-salsbury/) > [“Irony is chock-full of fiber.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/qwen-salsbury/irony-is-chock-full-of-fiber/) [Qwen Salsbury](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/qwen-salsbury/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/chaps/qwen-salsbury/#itemlist", "name": "1 Chaps Quotes By Qwen Salsbury", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I do wish there were assless chaps. Not that I would wear them. 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