---
title: "1 Chaps Quotes By Poe Ballantine"
description: "1 Chaps quotes by Poe Ballantine. Plus more from Poe Ballantine and more Chaps sayings from other authors."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e3/poe-ballantine-56951_book_short-chaps-evolved-naturally-but-i-didn_2425244.jpg"
---

> [Short chaps evolved naturally, but I didn't title and number them till much later. I like short chaps, like short books too, as a rule.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/poe-ballantine/short-chaps-evolved-naturally-but-i-didn-t-title-and-number-them-till/)

[Poe Ballantine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/poe-ballantine/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e3/poe-ballantine-56951_book_short-chaps-evolved-naturally-but-i-didn_2425244.jpg)

## More by Poe Ballantine

> [A bilingual marriage, by the way, is a great way to stay together for longer than you normally would because you can't understand each…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/poe-ballantine/a-bilingual-marriage-by-the-way-is-a-great-way-to-stay-together-for/)

[Poe Ballantine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/poe-ballantine/)

> [“The errors of the policeman were no greater or careless or more egregious than mine. It’s just that my mistakes had comparatively little consequence.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/poe-ballantine/the-errors-of-the-policeman-were-no-greater-or-careless-or-more/)

[Poe Ballantine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/poe-ballantine/)

> [“Most people would live in an outhouse in Bangladesh before they would voluntarily move to Nebraska.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/poe-ballantine/most-people-would-live-in-an-outhouse-in-bangladesh-before-they-would/)

[Poe Ballantine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/poe-ballantine/)

> [Short chaps evolved naturally, but I didn't title and number them till much later. I like short chaps, like short books too, as a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/poe-ballantine/short-chaps-evolved-naturally-but-i-didn-t-title-and-number-them-till/)

[Poe Ballantine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/poe-ballantine/)

> [“I read to him from his mother's Bible the first line of Genesis: 'In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.' It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/poe-ballantine/i-read-to-him-from-his-mother-s-bible-the-first-line-of-genesis-in/)

[Poe Ballantine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/poe-ballantine/)

> [Amazon is evil, like anything big, but we can't help if it flows the very center of literature.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/poe-ballantine/amazon-is-evil-like-anything-big-but-we-can-t-help-if-it-flows-the/)

[Poe Ballantine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/poe-ballantine/)

```json
{
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@graph": [
        {
            "@type": "ItemList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/chaps/poe-ballantine/#itemlist",
            "name": "1 Chaps Quotes By Poe Ballantine",
            "numberOfItems": 1,
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Short chaps evolved naturally, but I didn't title and number them till much later. I like short chaps, like short books too, as a rule.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Poe Ballantine"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/poe-ballantine/short-chaps-evolved-naturally-but-i-didn-t-title-and-number-them-till/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e3/poe-ballantine-56951_book_short-chaps-evolved-naturally-but-i-didn_2425244.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e3/poe-ballantine-56951_book_short-chaps-evolved-naturally-but-i-didn_2425244.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e3/poe-ballantine-56951_book_short-chaps-evolved-naturally-but-i-didn_2425244.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Short chaps evolved naturally, but I didn't title and number them till much later. I like short chaps, like…” — Poe Ballantine",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "CollectionPage",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/chaps/poe-ballantine/#webpage",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/chaps/poe-ballantine/",
            "name": "Chaps Quotes by Poe Ballantine",
            "isPartOf": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website"
            },
            "mainEntity": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/chaps/poe-ballantine/#itemlist"
            },
            "primaryImageOfPage": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e3/poe-ballantine-56951_book_short-chaps-evolved-naturally-but-i-didn_2425244.jpg"
            },
            "description": "1 Chaps quotes by Poe Ballantine. Plus more from Poe Ballantine and more Chaps sayings from other authors.",
            "breadcrumb": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/chaps/poe-ballantine/#breadcrumb"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "BreadcrumbList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/chaps/poe-ballantine/#breadcrumb",
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "name": "Home",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "name": "Quotes",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 3,
                    "name": "Topics",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/categories/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 4,
                    "name": "Chaps",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/chaps/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 5,
                    "name": "Poe Ballantine",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/chaps/poe-ballantine/"
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "WebSite",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "publisher": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "Organization",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "logo": {
                "@type": "ImageObject",
                "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png",
                "width": 512,
                "height": 512
            }
        }
    ]
}
```