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title: "108 Chaps Quotes by 89 authors"
description: "Browse 108 Chaps quotes by 89 authors. Discover the best Chaps sayings and thoughts."
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> [It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norman-wisdom/it-was-smashing-working-with-jerry-desmonde-he-was-a-very-nice-chap/)

[Norman Wisdom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norman-wisdom/)

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> [This is your heart.Keep it locked until the chap turns up who has the key.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-webster/this-is-your-heart-keep-it-locked-until-the-chap-turns-up-who-has-the/)

[Jean Webster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-webster/)

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> [President Clinton celebrates the first casual Friday at the white house by wearing leather chaps.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/greg-proops/president-clinton-celebrates-the-first-casual-friday-at-the-white/)

[Greg Proops](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/greg-proops/)

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> [A chap can't pick the way he'll die, or we'd all do better at it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-towner-williams/a-chap-can-t-pick-the-way-he-ll-die-or-we-d-all-do-better-at-it/)

[John Towner Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-towner-williams/)

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> [Geography is about maps, but biography is about chaps.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-bentley/geography-is-about-maps-but-biography-is-about-chaps/)

[Eric Bentley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-bentley/)

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> [But for the silly chaps, we would still be living in the Stone Age.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-cockerell/but-for-the-silly-chaps-we-would-still-be-living-in-the-stone-age/)

[Christopher Cockerell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-cockerell/)

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> [“Funny way to spend your life, though, studying another chap's versifying.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/funny-way-to-spend-your-life-though-studying-another-chap-s-versifying/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [A bit of a stomach give a chap a position in society.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-hitchens/a-bit-of-a-stomach-give-a-chap-a-position-in-society/)

[Christopher Hitchens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-hitchens/)

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> [All the hills and vales along Earth is bursting into song, And the singers are the chaps Who are going to die…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-sorley/all-the-hills-and-vales-along-earth-is-bursting-into-song-and-the/)

[Charles Sorley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-sorley/)

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> [I'm not coming out trying to prove anything to anyone, like, 'Oh, I'm in assless chaps!' or 'I can't be tamed!' I've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katy-perry/i-m-not-coming-out-trying-to-prove-anything-to-anyone-like-oh-i-m-in/)

[Katy Perry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katy-perry/)

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> [GEOGRAPHER, n. A chap who can tell you offhand the difference between the outside of the world and the inside.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ambrose-bierce/geographer-n-a-chap-who-can-tell-you-offhand-the-difference-between/)

[Ambrose Bierce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ambrose-bierce/)

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> [Short chaps evolved naturally, but I didn't title and number them till much later. I like short chaps, like short books too,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/poe-ballantine/short-chaps-evolved-naturally-but-i-didn-t-title-and-number-them-till/)

[Poe Ballantine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/poe-ballantine/)

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> [With educated people, I suppose, punctuation is a matter of rule; with me it is a matter of feeling. But I must…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abraham-lincoln/with-educated-people-i-suppose-punctuation-is-a-matter-of-rule-with/)

[Abraham Lincoln](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abraham-lincoln/)

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> [You once liked the blissful mobility, but then you wonder, who's the real you? And who's the chap on the screen? You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/errol-flynn/you-once-liked-the-blissful-mobility-but-then-you-wonder-who-s-the/)

[Errol Flynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/errol-flynn/)

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> [Those dogs of democrats and liberal riff-raff will see that we're the only chaps who haven't been stultified by the ghastly period…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-marx/those-dogs-of-democrats-and-liberal-riff-raff-will-see-that-we-re-the/)

[Karl Marx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-marx/)

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> [“They were oddities, marginal and not exactly respectable. For her part, Chaps was too well read to be considered entirely proper. Books…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sheridan-hay/they-were-oddities-marginal-and-not-exactly-respectable-for-her-part/)

[Sheridan Hay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sheridan-hay/)

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> [Don't be afraid, the darkness you're in is no greater than the darkness inside your own body, they are two darknesses separated…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jos-saramago/don-t-be-afraid-the-darkness-you-re-in-is-no-greater-than-the/)

[Jose Saramago](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jos-saramago/)

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> [I think it’d be disgraceful if a chap wasn’t allowed to have a bit of fun in Las Vegas. The real scandal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/boris-johnson/i-think-it-d-be-disgraceful-if-a-chap-wasn-t-allowed-to-have-a-bit-of-2/)

[Boris Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/boris-johnson/)

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> [Everyone praises Sachin Tendulkar. He may be a genius in his own right but in my book, Rahul Dravid is the artist.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-o-toole/everyone-praises-sachin-tendulkar-he-may-be-a-genius-in-his-own-right/)

[Peter O'Toole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-o-toole/)

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> [The human race has not devised any way of dissolving barriers, getting to know the other chap fast, breaking the ice, that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kingsley-amis/the-human-race-has-not-devised-any-way-of-dissolving-barriers-getting/)

[Kingsley Amis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kingsley-amis/)

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> [Anthony: Now lower your dress a little- Roslynn: Anthony! Anthony: This is no time for offended modesty... You're the distraction. Roslynn: Och,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johanna-lindsey/anthony-now-lower-your-dress-a-little-roslynn-anthony-anthony-this-is/)

[Johanna Lindsey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johanna-lindsey/)

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> [ Had this author \[Sir W Drummond Academical Questions, chap. iii.\], instead of inveighing against the guilt and absurdity of atheism, demonstrated its… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/percy-bysshe-shelley/had-this-author-sir-w-drummond-academical-questions-chap-iii-instead/)

[Percy Bysshe Shelley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/percy-bysshe-shelley/)

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> [People expect me to be dark and gloomy, then write that I'm a jolly chap, and after all, that is what I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-haneke/people-expect-me-to-be-dark-and-gloomy-then-write-that-i-m-a-jolly/)

[Michael Haneke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-haneke/)

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> [When an English man speaks well, for example now, and this is another way of putting us down, they say he's "eloquent"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/malachy-mccourt/when-an-english-man-speaks-well-for-example-now-and-this-is-another/)

[Malachy McCourt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/malachy-mccourt/)

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> [Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough; There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-e-housman/terence-this-is-stupid-stuff-you-eat-your-victuals-fast-enough-there/)

[A. E. Housman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-e-housman/)

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> [The fellows who amuze me are the Albanians. An Albanian on the mash is almost exactly like the medieval swells of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edith-durham/the-fellows-who-amuze-me-are-the-albanians-an-albanian-on-the-mash-is/)

[Edith Durham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edith-durham/)

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> [Not Waving but Drowning Nobody heard him, the dead man, But still he lay moaning: I was much further out than you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stevie-smith/not-waving-but-drowning-nobody-heard-him-the-dead-man-but-still-he/)

[Stevie Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stevie-smith/)

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> [Pope Gelasius in his ninth letter (chap. 26) to the bishops of Lucania condemned the evil practice which had been introduced of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pope-benedict-xiv/pope-gelasius-in-his-ninth-letter-chap-26-to-the-bishops-of-lucania/)

[Pope Benedict XIV](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pope-benedict-xiv/)

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> [A country scratching a lazy irritation at sagging doorjambs and late trains, whose greatest attribute is a collective, smelly tolerance, where a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-a-gill/a-country-scratching-a-lazy-irritation-at-sagging-doorjambs-and-late/)

[A. A. Gill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-a-gill/)

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> [Had I been present at the Creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. Remarking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alfonso-x-of-castile/had-i-been-present-at-the-creation-i-would-have-given-some-useful-2/)

[Alfonso X of Castile](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alfonso-x-of-castile/)

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> [I mean, full stops are quite important, aren't they? Yet by contrast to the versatile apostrophe, they are stolid little chaps, to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynne-truss/i-mean-full-stops-are-quite-important-aren-t-they-yet-by-contrast-to/)

[Lynne Truss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynne-truss/)

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> [After all, when we were children, when things went wrong, there wasn’t much we could do to help put it right. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kazuo-ishiguro/after-all-when-we-were-children-when-things-went-wrong-there-wasn-t/)

[Kazuo Ishiguro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kazuo-ishiguro/)

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> [“For too long we have been the playthings of massive corporations, whose sole aim is to convert our world into a gargantuan…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gustav-temple-and-vic-darkwood/for-too-long-we-have-been-the-playthings-of-massive-corporations/)

[Gustav Temple and Vic Darkwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gustav-temple-and-vic-darkwood/)

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> [If a chap seems bent on cheatin' himself, I like to be neighbourly and help him to do it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-hales/if-a-chap-seems-bent-on-cheatin-himself-i-like-to-be-neighbourly-and/)

[Stephen Hales](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-hales/)

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> [News is what a chap who doesn't care much about anything wants to read.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/evelyn-waugh/news-is-what-a-chap-who-doesn-t-care-much-about-anything-wants-to-read/)

[Evelyn Waugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/evelyn-waugh/)

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> [When I look in the mirror, I never see a handsome chap or the person people think I am.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/luke-goss/when-i-look-in-the-mirror-i-never-see-a-handsome-chap-or-the-person/)

[Luke Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/luke-goss/)

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> [“When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/angie-west/when-life-gives-you-lemons-make-assless-chaps/)

[Angie West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/angie-west/)

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> [The bullet is a fool, the bayonet is a fine chap.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexander-suvorov/the-bullet-is-a-fool-the-bayonet-is-a-fine-chap/)

[Alexander Suvorov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexander-suvorov/)

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> [The Navy's a very gentlemanly business. You fire at the horizon to sink a ship and then you pull people out of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-golding/the-navy-s-a-very-gentlemanly-business-you-fire-at-the-horizon-to/)

[William Golding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-golding/)

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> [Feeling a tremendous rakehell, and not liking myself much for it, and feeling rather a good chap for not liking myself much…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kingsley-amis/feeling-a-tremendous-rakehell-and-not-liking-myself-much-for-it-and/)

[Kingsley Amis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kingsley-amis/)

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                        "text": "Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough; There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate you drink your beer. But oh, good Lord, the verse you make, It gives a chap the belly-ache. The cow, the old cow, she is dead; It sleeps well the horned head: We poor lads, 'tis our turn now To hear such tunes as killed the cow. Pretty friendship 'tis to rhyme Your friends to death before their time. Moping, melancholy mad: Come, pipe a tune to dance to, lad.",
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                        "text": "Not Waving but Drowning Nobody heard him, the dead man, But still he lay moaning: I was much further out than you thought And not waving but drowning. Poor chap, he always loved larking And now he's dead It must have been too cold for him his heart gave way, They said. Oh, no no no, it was too cold always (Still the dead one lay moaning) I was much too far out all my life And not waving but drowning.",
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                        "text": "Pope Gelasius in his ninth letter (chap. 26) to the bishops of Lucania condemned the evil practice which had been introduced of women serving the priest at the celebration of Mass. Since this abuse had spread to the Greeks, Innocent IV strictly forbade it in his letter to the bishop of Tusculum: 'Women should not dare to serve at the altar; they should be altogether refused this ministry.' We too have forbidden this practice in the same words…",
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                        "text": "A country scratching a lazy irritation at sagging doorjambs and late trains, whose greatest attribute is a collective, smelly tolerance, where a chap will put up with almost everything, which means he won't care about anything enough to get out of a chair.A country of public insouciance and private, grubby guilt, where you can believe anything as long as you don't believe it too fervently. A country where the highest aspiration is for a quiet life.",
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