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title: "16 Change Diapers Quotes by 16 authors"
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> [Real men change diapers!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-cannon/real-men-change-diapers/)

[Nick Cannon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-cannon/)

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> [You never forget how to change diapers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-doohan/you-never-forget-how-to-change-diapers/)

[James Doohan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-doohan/)

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> [“Tell the children to do all their business before they come over. I do not change diapers.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sophie-oak/tell-the-children-to-do-all-their-business-before-they-come-over-i-do/)

[Sophie Oak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sophie-oak/)

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> [The only time you can change someone is when they are in diapers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kris-carr/the-only-time-you-can-change-someone-is-when-they-are-in-diapers/)

[Kris Carr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kris-carr/)

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> [He will change diapers, of course he will. He is going to be a very hands-on father.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/beyonce-knowles/he-will-change-diapers-of-course-he-will-he-is-going-to-be-a-very/)

[Beyonce Knowles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/beyonce-knowles/)

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> [What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jorge-posada/what-people-might-find-surprising-i-taught-my-wife-to-change-diapers/)

[Jorge Posada](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jorge-posada/)

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> [I didn't know you had to change diapers so often. I couldn't believe it - we must change them 10 times a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stanley-tucci/i-didn-t-know-you-had-to-change-diapers-so-often-i-couldn-t-believe/)

[Stanley Tucci](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stanley-tucci/)

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> [One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/don-marquis/one-of-the-most-important-things-to-remember-about-infant-care-is-don/)

[Don Marquis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/don-marquis/)

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> [You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/you-have-to-change-those-diapers-every-day-when-those-directions-on/)

[Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/)

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> [No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lauren-hutton/no-one-s-raising-children-any-more-to-love-a-child-you-ve-got-to-work/)

[Lauren Hutton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lauren-hutton/)

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> [I get to see my baby's development. I get to change diapers, I get to be a real father, something that I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marquise-goodwin/i-get-to-see-my-baby-s-development-i-get-to-change-diapers-i-get-to/)

[Marquise Goodwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marquise-goodwin/)

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> [Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night, change its diapers, and give it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-rudner/men-will-now-get-up-and-walk-with-the-baby-in-the-middle-of-the-night/)

[Rita Rudner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-rudner/)

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> [Men should always change diapers. It's a very rewarding experience. It's mentally cleansing. It's like washing dishes, but imagine if the dishes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-martin/men-should-always-change-diapers-it-s-a-very-rewarding-experience-it/)

[Chris Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-martin/)

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> [Our marriage is like anybody's marriage, It goes through ups and downs. It's a little garden that you have to tend all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-willis/our-marriage-is-like-anybody-s-marriage-it-goes-through-ups-and-downs/)

[Bruce Willis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-willis/)

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> [When I knew I was going to be able to write full time, I wondered, "What's going to happen to the relationships…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/when-i-knew-i-was-going-to-be-able-to-write-full-time-i-wondered-what/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [“The father is taken aback. What he usually says, in such a confrontation, is ‘I changed your diapers for you, little snot.’…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-barthelme/the-father-is-taken-aback-what-he-usually-says-in-such-a/)

[Donald Barthelme](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-barthelme/)

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