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> [“You know the only thing worse than being dead? Being dead and having to watch crappy TV because you I can't change the channel.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherry-d-ficklin/you-know-the-only-thing-worse-than-being-dead-being-dead-and-having/)

[Sherry D. Ficklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherry-d-ficklin/)

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## More by Sherry D. Ficklin

> [“…but Zoe, your bitch meter is hitting a twelve. I need you at a six, okay?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherry-d-ficklin/but-zoe-your-bitch-meter-is-hitting-a-twelve-i-need-you-at-a-six-okay/)

[Sherry D. Ficklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherry-d-ficklin/)

> [“Well, how about this. You're going to have to pee some time. And when you do, I'll be there.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherry-d-ficklin/well-how-about-this-you-re-going-to-have-to-pee-some-time-and-when/)

[Sherry D. Ficklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherry-d-ficklin/)

> [“Where all strange and possibly evil things begin. Wikipedia.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherry-d-ficklin/where-all-strange-and-possibly-evil-things-begin-wikipedia/)

[Sherry D. Ficklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherry-d-ficklin/)

> [“I know that while I care for him deeply, he could never break my heart. For my heart rests in no one's hands but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherry-d-ficklin/i-know-that-while-i-care-for-him-deeply-he-could-never-break-my-heart/)

[Sherry D. Ficklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherry-d-ficklin/)

> [“Um, she’s meaner than a bag full of squirrels and twice as nuts.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherry-d-ficklin/um-she-s-meaner-than-a-bag-full-of-squirrels-and-twice-as-nuts/)

[Sherry D. Ficklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherry-d-ficklin/)

> [“You know the only thing worse than being dead? Being dead and having to watch crappy TV because you I can't change the channel.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherry-d-ficklin/you-know-the-only-thing-worse-than-being-dead-being-dead-and-having/)

[Sherry D. Ficklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherry-d-ficklin/)

> [“Sometimes, we must learn to open our hearts and grow to love someone we think we might not be able to.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherry-d-ficklin/sometimes-we-must-learn-to-open-our-hearts-and-grow-to-love-someone/)

[Sherry D. Ficklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherry-d-ficklin/)

> [“Why do all these Russian men have to be so devastatingly, frustratingly handsome?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherry-d-ficklin/why-do-all-these-russian-men-have-to-be-so-devastatingly/)

[Sherry D. Ficklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherry-d-ficklin/)

> [“Be careful, Princess. When waging a war of the heart, you must only fight if you are absolutely sure you can win.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherry-d-ficklin/be-careful-princess-when-waging-a-war-of-the-heart-you-must-only/)

[Sherry D. Ficklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherry-d-ficklin/)

> [“No one who threatens to kill people as often as you do would be dumb enough to actually kill someone.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherry-d-ficklin/no-one-who-threatens-to-kill-people-as-often-as-you-do-would-be-dumb/)

[Sherry D. Ficklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherry-d-ficklin/)

> [“No matter how many romantic poems you recite, no matter how many glorious tales of love you read, how can you really understand the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherry-d-ficklin/no-matter-how-many-romantic-poems-you-recite-no-matter-how-many/)

[Sherry D. Ficklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherry-d-ficklin/)

> [“It's a guy thing. You offer to feed us and we will agree to just about anything.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherry-d-ficklin/it-s-a-guy-thing-you-offer-to-feed-us-and-we-will-agree-to-just-about/)

[Sherry D. Ficklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherry-d-ficklin/)

> [“Books are one thing I love above all else. In a story, I can become anyone, travel any place. In those pages lives my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherry-d-ficklin/books-are-one-thing-i-love-above-all-else-in-a-story-i-can-become/)

[Sherry D. Ficklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherry-d-ficklin/)

> [“Somewhere the magical kingdom of Douche-Bagastan has lost its king. Because here you are.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherry-d-ficklin/somewhere-the-magical-kingdom-of-douche-bagastan-has-lost-its-king/)

[Sherry D. Ficklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherry-d-ficklin/)

> [“If we can't enjoy ourselves to excess once in a while, what is the value in life?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherry-d-ficklin/if-we-can-t-enjoy-ourselves-to-excess-once-in-a-while-what-is-the/)

[Sherry D. Ficklin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherry-d-ficklin/)

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