--- title: "3 Champagne Quotes By Tom Robbins" description: "3 Champagne quotes by Tom Robbins. Plus more from Tom Robbins and more Champagne sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4da/tom-robbins-169_bland_bland-writing-timid-antiseptic-vanilla-w_527040.jpg" --- > [Bland writing - timid, antiseptic, vanilla writing - is nearly as unhealthy as the brutal and dark. Instead of sipping, say, elixir,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/bland-writing-timid-antiseptic-vanilla-writing-is-nearly-as-unhealthy/) [Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4da/tom-robbins-169_bland_bland-writing-timid-antiseptic-vanilla-w_527040.jpg) > [The only bubble in the flat champagne of February is Valentine’s Day. It was no accident that our ancestors pinned Valentine’s Day…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/the-only-bubble-in-the-flat-champagne-of-february-is-valentine-s-day/) [Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/002/tom-robbins-169_accidents_the-only-bubble-in-the-flat-champagne-of_1440787.jpg) > [I'm an outlaw, not a philosopher, but I know this much: there's meaning in everything, all things are connected, and a good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/i-m-an-outlaw-not-a-philosopher-but-i-know-this-much-there-s-meaning/) [Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd6/tom-robbins-169_billions_i-m-an-outlaw-not-a-philosopher-but-i-kn_2007113.jpg) ## Other authors on Champagne - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b025/author-winston-churchill-96197.jpg) Winston Churchill 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/champagne/winston-churchill/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b025/author-wiz-khalifa-96255.jpg) Wiz Khalifa 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/champagne/wiz-khalifa/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b019/author-oscar-wilde-72846.jpg) Oscar Wilde 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/champagne/oscar-wilde/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b009/author-f-scott-fitzgerald-34497.jpg) F. Scott Fitzgerald 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/champagne/f-scott-fitzgerald/) ## More by Tom Robbins > [There are times when we can feel destiny close around us like a fist around a doorknob. Sure, we can resist. But a knob…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/there-are-times-when-we-can-feel-destiny-close-around-us-like-a-fist/) [Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/) > [Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/love-is-the-ultimate-outlaw-it-just-won-t-adhere-to-any-rules-the/) [Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/) > [The party in Alobar’s head, which agitation and anxiety were throwing, now was crashed by a notion: existence can be rearranged.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/the-party-in-alobar-s-head-which-agitation-and-anxiety-were-throwing/) [Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/) > [The world is a wonderfully weird place, consensual reality is significantly flawed, no institution can be trusted, certainty is a mirage, security a delusion,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/the-world-is-a-wonderfully-weird-place-consensual-reality-is/) [Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/) > [Anyone who maintains absolute standards of good and evil is dangerous. As dangerous as a maniac with a loaded revolver.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/anyone-who-maintains-absolute-standards-of-good-and-evil-is-dangerous/) [Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/) > [“I believe in everything; nothing is sacred. I believe in nothing; everything is sacred. Ha Ha Ho Ho Hee Hee.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/i-believe-in-everything-nothing-is-sacred-i-believe-in-nothing/) [Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/) > [A sense of humor...is superior to any religion so far devised.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/a-sense-of-humor-is-superior-to-any-religion-so-far-devised/) [Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/) > [“Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/love-is-the-ultimate-outlaw-it-just-won-t-adhere-to-any-rules-the-2/) [Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/) > [“The glue that holds the natural world together appears to be a harmonious balance of opposites: day and night, light and dark, winter and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/the-glue-that-holds-the-natural-world-together-appears-to-be-a/) [Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/) > [Zippers are primal and modern at the very same time. On the one hand, your zipper is primitive and reptilian, on the other, mechanical…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/zippers-are-primal-and-modern-at-the-very-same-time-on-the-one-hand/) [Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/) > [“religion is a paramount contributor to human misery. It is not merely the opium of the masses, it is the cyanide.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/religion-is-a-paramount-contributor-to-human-misery-it-is-not-merely/) [Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/) > [She continued weeping until the heat of her tear water, the sheer velocity of its flow, finally obscured the already vague circumstances of its…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/she-continued-weeping-until-the-heat-of-her-tear-water-the-sheer/) [Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/) > [The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only way that the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/the-bottom-line-is-that-a-people-are-never-perfect-but-love-can-be-b/) [Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/) > [Virtually every advancement made by our species since civilization first peeked out of its nest of stone has been initiated by lone individuals, mavericks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/virtually-every-advancement-made-by-our-species-since-civilization/) [Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/) > [When we accept small wonders, we qualify ourselves to imagine great wonders.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/when-we-accept-small-wonders-we-qualify-ourselves-to-imagine-great/) [Tom Robbins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-robbins/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/champagne/tom-robbins/#itemlist", "name": "3 Champagne Quotes By Tom Robbins", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Bland writing - timid, antiseptic, vanilla writing - is nearly as unhealthy as the brutal and dark. Instead of sipping, say, elixir, nectar, tequila, or champagne, the reader is invited to slurp lumpy milk or choke on the author's dust bunnies.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tom Robbins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/bland-writing-timid-antiseptic-vanilla-writing-is-nearly-as-unhealthy/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4da/tom-robbins-169_bland_bland-writing-timid-antiseptic-vanilla-w_527040.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4da/tom-robbins-169_bland_bland-writing-timid-antiseptic-vanilla-w_527040.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4da/tom-robbins-169_bland_bland-writing-timid-antiseptic-vanilla-w_527040.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Bland writing - timid, antiseptic, vanilla writing - is nearly as unhealthy as the brutal and dark. Instead…” — Tom Robbins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The only bubble in the flat champagne of February is Valentine’s Day. It was no accident that our ancestors pinned Valentine’s Day on February’s shirt: he or she lucky enough to have a lover in frigid, antsy February has cause for celebration, indeed.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tom Robbins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/the-only-bubble-in-the-flat-champagne-of-february-is-valentine-s-day/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/002/tom-robbins-169_accidents_the-only-bubble-in-the-flat-champagne-of_1440787.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/002/tom-robbins-169_accidents_the-only-bubble-in-the-flat-champagne-of_1440787.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/002/tom-robbins-169_accidents_the-only-bubble-in-the-flat-champagne-of_1440787.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The only bubble in the flat champagne of February is Valentine’s Day. It was no accident that our ancestors…” — Tom Robbins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm an outlaw, not a philosopher, but I know this much: there's meaning in everything, all things are connected, and a good champagne is a drink.' Bernard began to sing again. Timidly, Leigh-Cheri joined in. Between verses, they opened another bottle. The popping of its cork echoed throughout the great stone chamber. Of the three billion people on earth, only Bernard and Leigh-Cheri heard the popping of the cork and its echoes. Only Bernard and Leigh-Cheri passed out under the tablecloth.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tom Robbins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-robbins/i-m-an-outlaw-not-a-philosopher-but-i-know-this-much-there-s-meaning/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd6/tom-robbins-169_billions_i-m-an-outlaw-not-a-philosopher-but-i-kn_2007113.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd6/tom-robbins-169_billions_i-m-an-outlaw-not-a-philosopher-but-i-kn_2007113.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd6/tom-robbins-169_billions_i-m-an-outlaw-not-a-philosopher-but-i-kn_2007113.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm an outlaw, not a philosopher, but I know this much: there's meaning in everything, all things are…” — Tom Robbins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/champagne/tom-robbins/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/champagne/tom-robbins/", "name": "Champagne Quotes by Tom Robbins", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/champagne/tom-robbins/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4da/tom-robbins-169_bland_bland-writing-timid-antiseptic-vanilla-w_527040.jpg" }, "description": "3 Champagne quotes by Tom Robbins. Plus more from Tom Robbins and more Champagne sayings from other authors.", "breadcrumb": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/champagne/tom-robbins/#breadcrumb" } }, { "@type": "BreadcrumbList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/champagne/tom-robbins/#breadcrumb", "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "name": "Home", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "name": "Quotes", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "name": "Topics", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/categories/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "name": "Champagne", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/champagne/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "name": "Tom Robbins", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/champagne/tom-robbins/" } ] }, { "@type": "WebSite", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website", "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/", "publisher": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } }, { "@type": "Organization", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization", "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/", "logo": { "@type": "ImageObject", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png", "width": 512, "height": 512 } } ] } ```