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> [Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/dentists-tell-you-not-to-pick-your-teeth-with-any-sharp-metal-object/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

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> [If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/if-a-white-man-falls-off-a-chair-drunk-it-s-just-a-drunk-if-a-negro/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

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> [Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/any-man-today-who-returns-from-work-sinks-into-a-chair-and-calls-for/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

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> [Now, this is the fun part about getting stoned. They get stoned, then they become paranoid. Now, when they started out, they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/now-this-is-the-fun-part-about-getting-stoned-they-get-stoned-then/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

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## Other authors on Chairs

## More by Bill Cosby

> [Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/guys-standing-around-and-talking-about-spanish-fly-you-know-anything/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

> [You come to my comedy show to be entertained.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/you-come-to-my-comedy-show-to-be-entertained/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

> [Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/pay-off-your-student-loan-even-if-you-don-t-have-a-job-because-when/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

> [Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/sex-education-may-be-a-good-idea-in-the-schools-but-i-don-t-believe/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

> [Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/civilization-had-too-many-rules-for-me-so-i-did-my-best-to-rewrite/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

> [Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/dentists-tell-you-not-to-pick-your-teeth-with-any-sharp-metal-object/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

> [When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/when-a-person-has-a-gun-sometimes-their-mind-clicks-that-this-thing/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

> [The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/the-truth-is-that-parents-are-not-really-interested-in-justice-they/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

> [“Parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/parents-are-not-really-interested-in-justice-they-just-want-quiet/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

> [God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/god-has-a-sense-of-humor-though-and-he-must-see-funny-things-in-us-he/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

> [When you become senile, you won't know it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/when-you-become-senile-you-won-t-know-it/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

> [I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/i-feel-that-in-person-contact-with-people-is-the-most-important-thing/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

> [It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/it-is-a-point-of-pride-for-the-american-male-to-keep-the-same-size/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

> [“The past is a ghost, the future is a dream, and all we ever have is now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/the-past-is-a-ghost-the-future-is-a-dream-and-all-we-ever-have-is-now/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

> [Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-cosby/suddenly-this-romantic-agony-was-enriched-by-a-less-romantic-one-i/)

[Bill Cosby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-cosby/)

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