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> [Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/do-you-know-what-breakfast-cereal-is-made-of-it-s-made-of-all-those/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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> [“Oh, my sainted aunt! Don't mention that disgusting stuff in front of me! Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/oh-my-sainted-aunt-don-t-mention-that-disgusting-stuff-in-front-of-me/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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## Other authors on Cereal

## More by Roald Dahl

> [Nowadays you can go anywhere in the world in a few hours, and nothing is fabulous any more.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/nowadays-you-can-go-anywhere-in-the-world-in-a-few-hours-and-nothing/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [When I walked to school in the mornings I would start out alone but would pick up four other boys along the way. We…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/when-i-walked-to-school-in-the-mornings-i-would-start-out-alone-but/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [“There's no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going There's no knowing where we're rowing Or which way the river's flowing Is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/there-s-no-earthly-way-of-knowing-which-direction-we-are-going-there/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [“One of the vital things for a writer who’s writing a book, which is a lengthy project and is going to take about a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/one-of-the-vital-things-for-a-writer-who-s-writing-a-book-which-is-a/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [“When Bruce Bogtrotter had eaten his way through half of the entire enormous cake, he paused for just a couple of seconds and took…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/when-bruce-bogtrotter-had-eaten-his-way-through-half-of-the-entire/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [Eschew all those beastly adjectives...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/eschew-all-those-beastly-adjectives/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [Bunkum and tummyrot! You'll never get anywhere if you go about what-iffing like that. Would Columbus have discovered America if he'd said 'What if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/bunkum-and-tummyrot-you-ll-never-get-anywhere-if-you-go-about-what/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [If the Good Lord intended for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented rollar skates.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/if-the-good-lord-intended-for-us-to-walk-he-wouldn-t-have-invented/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [The witching hour, somebody had once whispered to her, was a special moment in the middle of the night when every child and every…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/the-witching-hour-somebody-had-once-whispered-to-her-was-a-special/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/those-who-don-t-believe-in-magic-will-never-find-it/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [But there was one other thing that the grown-ups also knew, and it was this: that however small the chance might be of striking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/but-there-was-one-other-thing-that-the-grown-ups-also-knew-and-it-was/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/when-writing-about-oneself-one-must-strive-to-be-truthful-truth-is/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [“the world is a scary place for such a small child”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/the-world-is-a-scary-place-for-such-a-small-child/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [And above all, watch with glittering eyes the world around you, because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/and-above-all-watch-with-glittering-eyes-the-world-around-you-because/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

> [“We must hurry!’ said Mr. Wonka. ‘We have so much time and so little to do! No! Wait! Strike that! Reverse it!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roald-dahl/we-must-hurry-said-mr-wonka-we-have-so-much-time-and-so-little-to-do/)

[Roald Dahl](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roald-dahl/)

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