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title: "2 Cereal Quotes By Paul Rudnick"
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> [Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching infomercials.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-rudnick/writing-is-90-percent-procrastination-reading-magazines-eating-cereal/)

[Paul Rudnick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-rudnick/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c5/paul-rudnick-17393_boxes_writing-is-90-percent-procrastination-re_793722.jpg)

> [As a writer, I need an enormous amount of time alone. Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching infomercials. It's a matter of doing everything you can to avoid writing, until it is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-rudnick/as-a-writer-i-need-an-enormous-amount-of-time-alone-writing-is-90/)

[Paul Rudnick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-rudnick/)

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## Other authors on Cereal

## More by Paul Rudnick

> [“Rocher was on the floor, crawling on her stomach toward Jate's feet. "I love you...," she kept repeating, in a demonic whisper. "I have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-rudnick/rocher-was-on-the-floor-crawling-on-her-stomach-toward-jate-s-feet-i/)

[Paul Rudnick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-rudnick/)

> [“Sometimes I think that we should send all of the Killer Mediums to Afghanistan because al-Qaeda wouldn’t stand a chance.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-rudnick/sometimes-i-think-that-we-should-send-all-of-the-killer-mediums-to/)

[Paul Rudnick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-rudnick/)

> [“There was a cable-TV program that documented how Peeps are made, and it showed unlimited hordes of Peeps bouncing merrily down a conveyor belt,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-rudnick/there-was-a-cable-tv-program-that-documented-how-peeps-are-made-and/)

[Paul Rudnick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-rudnick/)

> [Because there’s a clock attached to every beautiful woman. From the second she comes into her own, she begins to decline, because she begins…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-rudnick/because-there-s-a-clock-attached-to-every-beautiful-woman-from-the/)

[Paul Rudnick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-rudnick/)

> [Yes, I shot my wife because I thought she was Bigfoot, but I'm from New Jersey.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-rudnick/yes-i-shot-my-wife-because-i-thought-she-was-bigfoot-but-i-m-from-new/)

[Paul Rudnick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-rudnick/)

> [There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-rudnick/there-is-only-one-blasphemy-and-that-is-the-refusal-to-experience-joy/)

[Paul Rudnick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-rudnick/)

> [I just hate that gay role models are supposed to be just like straight people, as if even straight people are like that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-rudnick/i-just-hate-that-gay-role-models-are-supposed-to-be-just-like/)

[Paul Rudnick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-rudnick/)

> [ I love \[my parents\], but what if I could really talk to them? I mean, what if they had some answers? Or would that… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-rudnick/i-love-my-parents-but-what-if-i-could-really-talk-to-them-i-mean-what/)

[Paul Rudnick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-rudnick/)

> [“I can’t quite put my finger on it, but there’s something quite different about you, from the last time we were together, what could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-rudnick/i-can-t-quite-put-my-finger-on-it-but-there-s-something-quite/)

[Paul Rudnick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-rudnick/)

> [Most gay bashers will be wearing what gay people had on four years earlier - only in polyester with a Penney's label.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-rudnick/most-gay-bashers-will-be-wearing-what-gay-people-had-on-four-years/)

[Paul Rudnick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-rudnick/)

> [Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching infomercials.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-rudnick/writing-is-90-percent-procrastination-reading-magazines-eating-cereal/)

[Paul Rudnick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-rudnick/)

> [“Nightlife is not for sissies, except of course for career sissies; an evening out requires at least a full day of minute preparation. .…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-rudnick/nightlife-is-not-for-sissies-except-of-course-for-career-sissies-an/)

[Paul Rudnick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-rudnick/)

> [As a writer, I need an enormous amount of time alone. Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-rudnick/as-a-writer-i-need-an-enormous-amount-of-time-alone-writing-is-90/)

[Paul Rudnick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-rudnick/)

> [Wait, we can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-rudnick/wait-we-can-not-break-bread-with-you-you-have-taken-the-land-which-is/)

[Paul Rudnick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-rudnick/)

> [I believe in a benevolent God not because He created the Grand Canyon or Michelangelo, but because He gave us snacks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-rudnick/i-believe-in-a-benevolent-god-not-because-he-created-the-grand-canyon/)

[Paul Rudnick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-rudnick/)

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