--- title: "8 Census bureau Quotes by 7 authors" description: "Browse 8 Census bureau quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Census bureau sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ec/kenneth-prewitt-70686_big-cities_one-thing-that-s-really-interesting-is-n_122203.jpg" --- > [One thing that's really interesting is not only the magnitude of the recent immigration into this country, but also its distribution and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenneth-prewitt/one-thing-that-s-really-interesting-is-not-only-the-magnitude-of-the/) [Kenneth Prewitt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenneth-prewitt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ec/kenneth-prewitt-70686_big-cities_one-thing-that-s-really-interesting-is-n_122203.jpg) > [I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-rooney/i-don-t-think-the-government-is-out-to-get-me-or-help-someone-else/) [Andy Rooney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-rooney/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2dc/andy-rooney-1253_census_i-don-t-think-the-government-is-out-to-g_229115.png) > [“According to the U.S. Census Bureau, a family is defined as two or more people living together who are related by birth,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-colbert/according-to-the-u-s-census-bureau-a-family-is-defined-as-two-or-more/) [Stephen Colbert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-colbert/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/401/stephen-colbert-503_census_according-to-the-u-s-census-bureau-a-fam_345278.png) > [The Census Bureau is thinking of creating a new category because so many kids don't know how to describe themselves using the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-rodriguez/the-census-bureau-is-thinking-of-creating-a-new-category-because-so/) [Richard Rodriguez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-rodriguez/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/470/richard-rodriguez-6515_actors_the-census-bureau-is-thinking-of-creatin_358687.png) > [The actual assertion that the Census Bureau could behave in such a way as to tilt things one way or the other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenneth-prewitt/the-actual-assertion-that-the-census-bureau-could-behave-in-such-a/) [Kenneth Prewitt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenneth-prewitt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b7/kenneth-prewitt-70686_agency_the-actual-assertion-that-the-census-bur_1155325.jpg) > [“census: (n.) being counted so we can be discounted.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sol-luckman/census-n-being-counted-so-we-can-be-discounted/) [Sol Luckman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sol-luckman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e3/sol-luckman-4953_census_census-n-being-counted-so-we-can-be-disc_1255317.jpg) > [The long view of the Census bureau allows some changes that are taken for granted to be studied in more detail. Everyone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-dedman/the-long-view-of-the-census-bureau-allows-some-changes-that-are-taken/) [Bill Dedman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-dedman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6c1/bill-dedman-3519_bureau_the-long-view-of-the-census-bureau-allow_1295781.jpg) > [The U.S. Census Bureau reports that American homes are 650 square feet larger today than they were in 1980. Unfortunately, so are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-u-s-census-bureau-reports-that-american-homes-are-650-square-feet/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c37/conan-o-brien-540_census_the-u-s-census-bureau-reports-that-ameri_2995898.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/census-bureau/#itemlist", "name": "Census bureau Quotes", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "One thing that's really interesting is not only the magnitude of the recent immigration into this country, but also its distribution and its investment in the country. About 9.3 percent of the population is now foreign-born [announced by the Census Bureau at over 10 percent a few days later]. What's really surprising is how well distributed those population groups are. Historically, we see new immigrants primarily on the coast and in a few big cities. 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In other words, the U.S. Census Bureau is run by radical leftists. Why do you think there's a whole category for the unemployed?”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Stephen Colbert" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-colbert/according-to-the-u-s-census-bureau-a-family-is-defined-as-two-or-more/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/401/stephen-colbert-503_census_according-to-the-u-s-census-bureau-a-fam_345278.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/401/stephen-colbert-503_census_according-to-the-u-s-census-bureau-a-fam_345278.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/401/stephen-colbert-503_census_according-to-the-u-s-census-bureau-a-fam_345278.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“According to the U.S. Census Bureau, a family is defined as two or more people living together who are…” — Stephen Colbert", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The Census Bureau is thinking of creating a new category because so many kids don't know how to describe themselves using the existing categories. I call these kids the \"Keanu Reeves Generation,\" after the actor who has a Hawaiian father and a Welsh mother.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Richard Rodriguez" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-rodriguez/the-census-bureau-is-thinking-of-creating-a-new-category-because-so/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/470/richard-rodriguez-6515_actors_the-census-bureau-is-thinking-of-creatin_358687.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/470/richard-rodriguez-6515_actors_the-census-bureau-is-thinking-of-creatin_358687.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/470/richard-rodriguez-6515_actors_the-census-bureau-is-thinking-of-creatin_358687.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The Census Bureau is thinking of creating a new category because so many kids don't know how to describe…” — Richard Rodriguez", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The actual assertion that the Census Bureau could behave in such a way as to tilt things one way or the other way in the partisan sense, is, on the face of it, a silly charge. It's the same Census Bureau that's considered to be incompetent by some people, and then some of the same people are saying that this incompetent agency is so clever and so Machiavellian that it can design a census for partisan reasons.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kenneth Prewitt" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenneth-prewitt/the-actual-assertion-that-the-census-bureau-could-behave-in-such-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b7/kenneth-prewitt-70686_agency_the-actual-assertion-that-the-census-bur_1155325.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b7/kenneth-prewitt-70686_agency_the-actual-assertion-that-the-census-bur_1155325.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b7/kenneth-prewitt-70686_agency_the-actual-assertion-that-the-census-bur_1155325.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The actual assertion that the Census Bureau could behave in such a way as to tilt things one way or the…” — Kenneth Prewitt", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 6, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“census: (n.) being counted so we can be discounted.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sol Luckman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sol-luckman/census-n-being-counted-so-we-can-be-discounted/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e3/sol-luckman-4953_census_census-n-being-counted-so-we-can-be-disc_1255317.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e3/sol-luckman-4953_census_census-n-being-counted-so-we-can-be-disc_1255317.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e3/sol-luckman-4953_census_census-n-being-counted-so-we-can-be-disc_1255317.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“census: (n.) being counted so we can be discounted.” — Sol Luckman", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 7, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The long view of the Census bureau allows some changes that are taken for granted to be studied in more detail. 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