--- title: "1 Celebrant Quotes By K.M. Golland" description: "1 Celebrant quotes by K.M. Golland. Plus more from K.M. Golland and more Celebrant sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fd2/k-m-golland-11926_famous_he-looked-at-the-celebrant-can-i-kiss-he_2704440.jpg" --- > [“He looked at the celebrant. ‘Can I kiss her now?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-m-golland/he-looked-at-the-celebrant-can-i-kiss-her-now/) [K.M. Golland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-m-golland/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fd2/k-m-golland-11926_famous_he-looked-at-the-celebrant-can-i-kiss-he_2704440.jpg) ## More by K.M. Golland > [“Mr. Clark, can I taste your meat?” I asked, smiling seductively at him. He forked a bit of beef and leaned over. “Ms. Summers,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-m-golland/mr-clark-can-i-taste-your-meat-i-asked-smiling-seductively-at-him-he/) [K.M. Golland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-m-golland/) > [“I want you. I want you so fucking badly that it is driving me crazy. I’ve never wanted anyone or anything more in my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-m-golland/i-want-you-i-want-you-so-fucking-badly-that-it-is-driving-me-crazy-i/) [K.M. Golland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-m-golland/) > [“Life hands out challenges that we all unwillingly accept. We have no choice in the acceptance really because that is essentially what life is;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-m-golland/life-hands-out-challenges-that-we-all-unwillingly-accept-we-have-no/) [K.M. Golland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-m-golland/) > [“Life’s problems cannot be resolved if they are buried. We bury what is finished; obsolete. We bury what we cannot restore. Grief can be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-m-golland/life-s-problems-cannot-be-resolved-if-they-are-buried-we-bury-what-is/) [K.M. Golland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-m-golland/) > [“A kitchen is not quite a kitchen without something stuck to the fridge.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-m-golland/a-kitchen-is-not-quite-a-kitchen-without-something-stuck-to-the-fridge/) [K.M. Golland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-m-golland/) > [“Your beauty flaws me, Alexis. It literally strips me of all cognitive function; I’m absolutely useless.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-m-golland/your-beauty-flaws-me-alexis-it-literally-strips-me-of-all-cognitive/) [K.M. Golland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-m-golland/) > [“Let’s get one thing straight. I kiss you because I want to fucking kiss you, because I like it and because you taste good.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-m-golland/let-s-get-one-thing-straight-i-kiss-you-because-i-want-to-fucking/) [K.M. Golland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-m-golland/) > [“Our eyes are not only the windows to our soul; they guide us through a life that should not be travelled blindly. Open them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-m-golland/our-eyes-are-not-only-the-windows-to-our-soul-they-guide-us-through-a/) [K.M. Golland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-m-golland/) > [“He was smirking the smirkiest smirk of all smirks to date. I laughed, even that smirk was hard to ignore. F\*\*k, maybe I should…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-m-golland/he-was-smirking-the-smirkiest-smirk-of-all-smirks-to-date-i-laughed/) [K.M. Golland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-m-golland/) > [“I watched salaciously as he adjusted his shorts, indicating the swelling of his erection which was fast filling the space within them. Licking my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-m-golland/i-watched-salaciously-as-he-adjusted-his-shorts-indicating-the/) [K.M. Golland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-m-golland/) > [“I used to think luck suggested you had no power over it. I believed that we—ourselves—controlled the probability of our fortune and misfortune. But...I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-m-golland/i-used-to-think-luck-suggested-you-had-no-power-over-it-i-believed/) [K.M. Golland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-m-golland/) > [“If I had learned one thing in life, it was that pessimism hurt only the ones that could not and did not want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-m-golland/if-i-had-learned-one-thing-in-life-it-was-that-pessimism-hurt-only/) [K.M. Golland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-m-golland/) > [“Thankfully, sleep means you do not have to communicate with the conscious world and those who are in it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-m-golland/thankfully-sleep-means-you-do-not-have-to-communicate-with-the/) [K.M. Golland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-m-golland/) > [“Life is too short to worry about things that are out of your hands.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-m-golland/life-is-too-short-to-worry-about-things-that-are-out-of-your-hands/) [K.M. Golland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-m-golland/) > [“Can I try your Stiff Dick?” I asked, as I put my thumbnail in between my teeth. He endeavoured to keep his cool, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-m-golland/can-i-try-your-stiff-dick-i-asked-as-i-put-my-thumbnail-in-between-my/) [K.M. Golland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-m-golland/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/celebrant/k-m-golland/#itemlist", "name": "1 Celebrant Quotes By K.M. 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