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title: "8 Cats Make Quotes by 8 authors"
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> [“Miranda shook her head slowly. 'Good heavens. That's quite an act you put on.' He drew himself up haughtily. 'I beg your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/courtney-milan/miranda-shook-her-head-slowly-good-heavens-that-s-quite-an-act-you/)

[Courtney Milan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/courtney-milan/)

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> [“Cats make brilliant spies. If they had thumbs, humans would be screwed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-nicks/cats-make-brilliant-spies-if-they-had-thumbs-humans-would-be-screwed/)

[Louise Nicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-nicks/)

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> [“I realized that cats make a perfect audience, they don't laugh at you, they never contradict you, there's no need to impress…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-newmark/i-realized-that-cats-make-a-perfect-audience-they-don-t-laugh-at-you/)

[Elle Newmark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-newmark/)

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> [“Put that out,' she says to Gabe, and he takes the cat from her and puts it on the other side of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maggie-stiefvater/put-that-out-she-says-to-gabe-and-he-takes-the-cat-from-her-and-puts/)

[Maggie Stiefvater](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maggie-stiefvater/)

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> [ Cats make one of the most satisfying sounds in the world: they purr. \[...\] Almost all cats make us feel good about… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/cats-make-one-of-the-most-satisfying-sounds-in-the-world-they-purr/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-gaspirtz/dogs-will-give-you-unconditional-love-until-the-day-they-die-cats/)

[Oliver Gaspirtz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-gaspirtz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/219/oliver-gaspirtz-24435_born_dogs-will-give-you-unconditional-love-un_1850094.jpg)

> [Just watching my cats can make me happy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paula-cole/just-watching-my-cats-can-make-me-happy/)

[Paula Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paula-cole/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef3/paula-cole-13975_cat_just-watching-my-cats-can-make-me-happy_2520628.jpg)

> [I'm not a big fan of cats, but I can make her pussy purr.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-m-not-a-big-fan-of-cats-but-i-can-make-her-pussy-purr/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/281/nikhil-saluja-26_big-fan_i-m-not-a-big-fan-of-cats-but-i-can-make_2529183.jpg)

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