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> [“The only way to win this cat-and-mouse game, as the Cat said in Red Dwarf, was not to be the mouse.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerry-greenwood/the-only-way-to-win-this-cat-and-mouse-game-as-the-cat-said-in-red/)

[Kerry Greenwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerry-greenwood/)

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## More by Kerry Greenwood

> [“Dot had discovered in herself a keen interest in diligent research of nice calm paper records, which never wept or ran away or turned…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerry-greenwood/dot-had-discovered-in-herself-a-keen-interest-in-diligent-research-of/)

[Kerry Greenwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerry-greenwood/)

> [“Her heart was beating appreciably faster, and she took more rapid breaths, but she was enjoying herself. Adventuresses are born, not made.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerry-greenwood/her-heart-was-beating-appreciably-faster-and-she-took-more-rapid/)

[Kerry Greenwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerry-greenwood/)

> [“He'd pull a door off its hinges rather than work out how to turn a key.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerry-greenwood/he-d-pull-a-door-off-its-hinges-rather-than-work-out-how-to-turn-a-key/)

[Kerry Greenwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerry-greenwood/)

> [“I believe in absolutely nothing except yeast and the inevitability of politicians.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerry-greenwood/i-believe-in-absolutely-nothing-except-yeast-and-the-inevitability-of/)

[Kerry Greenwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerry-greenwood/)

> [“First, a bath. I'm feeling soiled. Too much contact with cold reality, I think.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerry-greenwood/first-a-bath-i-m-feeling-soiled-too-much-contact-with-cold-reality-i/)

[Kerry Greenwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerry-greenwood/)

> [“Some ignorance is invincible.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerry-greenwood/some-ignorance-is-invincible/)

[Kerry Greenwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerry-greenwood/)

> [“The young will no longer be advised by the old," she said to the hall porter. "That is because we advised them to die,"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerry-greenwood/the-young-will-no-longer-be-advised-by-the-old-she-said-to-the-hall/)

[Kerry Greenwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerry-greenwood/)

> [“Get involved with humanity and you find yourself morally compromised,’ he said, unencouragingly.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerry-greenwood/get-involved-with-humanity-and-you-find-yourself-morally-compromised/)

[Kerry Greenwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerry-greenwood/)

> [“Conversation is a minefield until you learn the conventions, Jane dear.’ ‘I’ll never learn all the rules,’ muttered Jane. ‘Yes, you will,’ said Phryne.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerry-greenwood/conversation-is-a-minefield-until-you-learn-the-conventions-jane-dear/)

[Kerry Greenwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerry-greenwood/)

> [“I have a theory that kitchens, once they reach a certain level of complexity, attract new gadgets into their orbit, like planets.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerry-greenwood/i-have-a-theory-that-kitchens-once-they-reach-a-certain-level-of/)

[Kerry Greenwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerry-greenwood/)

> [“No cook can ignore the opinion of a man who asks for three helpings. One is politeness, two is hunger, but three is a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerry-greenwood/no-cook-can-ignore-the-opinion-of-a-man-who-asks-for-three-helpings/)

[Kerry Greenwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerry-greenwood/)

> [“Things accumulated in purses. Unless they were deliberately unloaded and all contents examined for utility occasionally, one could find oneself transporting around in one's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerry-greenwood/things-accumulated-in-purses-unless-they-were-deliberately-unloaded/)

[Kerry Greenwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerry-greenwood/)

> [“Lindsay was treated likewise by Mr. Butler, who washed his face as though he was five years old and still unreliable with chocolate.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerry-greenwood/lindsay-was-treated-likewise-by-mr-butler-who-washed-his-face-as/)

[Kerry Greenwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerry-greenwood/)

> [“... with all the sweetness of a chocolate-coated razor-blade.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerry-greenwood/with-all-the-sweetness-of-a-chocolate-coated-razor-blade/)

[Kerry Greenwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerry-greenwood/)

> [“Good morning, Meroe,' I said, dusting uselessly at my tracksuit pants. 'Might I interest you in today's special, pre-floured kitten?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kerry-greenwood/good-morning-meroe-i-said-dusting-uselessly-at-my-tracksuit-pants/)

[Kerry Greenwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kerry-greenwood/)

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