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title: "47 Cat food Quotes by 42 authors"
description: "Browse 47 Cat food quotes by 42 authors. Discover the best Cat food sayings and thoughts."
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> [Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-pilkington/cat-food-it-stinks-a-bit-but-if-you-don-t-put-up-with-the-smell-the/)

[Karl Pilkington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-pilkington/)

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> [Niggas acting mushy like cat food. Niggas acting pussy like cats do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wiz-khalifa/niggas-acting-mushy-like-cat-food-niggas-acting-pussy-like-cats-do/)

[Wiz Khalifa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wiz-khalifa/)

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> [“This might work. We might survive. We might not have to eat cat food.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-a-tucker/this-might-work-we-might-survive-we-might-not-have-to-eat-cat-food/)

[K.A. Tucker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-a-tucker/)

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> [“My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/my-meat-smells-like-cat-food-makes-me-want-to-lick-my-own-asshole/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [If you think cat food is for cats, how come it doesn't come in mouse flavor?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-godin/if-you-think-cat-food-is-for-cats-how-come-it-doesn-t-come-in-mouse/)

[Seth Godin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-godin/)

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> [I can be singing about cat food and I'll make you think that I mean it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sammy-hagar/i-can-be-singing-about-cat-food-and-i-ll-make-you-think-that-i-mean-it/)

[Sammy Hagar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sammy-hagar/)

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> [“I've eaten cat food before. Of course, the menu listed it as "Chicken Lo Mein.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-ve-eaten-cat-food-before-of-course-the-menu-listed-it-as-chicken-lo/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/why-don-t-they-just-make-mouse-flavored-cat-food/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

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> [“Growing tired of dishing out expensive cat food, Paulette started leaving sales receipts next to the bowl. Surely that would lead to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-rousseau/growing-tired-of-dishing-out-expensive-cat-food-paulette-started/)

[Bruce Rousseau](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-rousseau/)

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> [“There’s a can of cat food and a spoon on the floor somewhere. Take it out back and bang on it. My…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-dugoni/there-s-a-can-of-cat-food-and-a-spoon-on-the-floor-somewhere-take-it/)

[Robert Dugoni](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-dugoni/)

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> [Stewie: What the hell is this? Lois: Sweetie, thats tuna salad. Stewie: Oh, is that what it is? Really? Because I could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/family-guy/stewie-what-the-hell-is-this-lois-sweetie-thats-tuna-salad-stewie-oh/)

[Family Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/family-guy/)

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> [We waited until we perfected the dog food, and then we worked on the cat food. Even though it's not going through…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dick-van-patten/we-waited-until-we-perfected-the-dog-food-and-then-we-worked-on-the/)

[Dick Van Patten](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dick-van-patten/)

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> [Think of spoiled cat food and ulcerated cankers and expired donor organs. That's how beautiful she looks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/think-of-spoiled-cat-food-and-ulcerated-cankers-and-expired-donor/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [“No cat food and a toe knife out the window?! I mean, what am I doin'? Puttin' on airs because I got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-reynolds/no-cat-food-and-a-toe-knife-out-the-window-i-mean-what-am-i-doin/)

[Frank Reynolds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-reynolds/)

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> [“I fall short of her standards. She made me buy cat food that hasn't been tested on animals. My cats took one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paula-poundstone/i-fall-short-of-her-standards-she-made-me-buy-cat-food-that-hasn-t/)

[Paula Poundstone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paula-poundstone/)

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> [“If your retirement plan is to win the lottery, you will have to work forever as a greeter at the local shopping…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-repak/if-your-retirement-plan-is-to-win-the-lottery-you-will-have-to-work/)

[Steve Repak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-repak/)

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> [My sister and I are pretty dorky, so we drive around at night in her car listening to old Disney songs and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-qualley/my-sister-and-i-are-pretty-dorky-so-we-drive-around-at-night-in-her/)

[Margaret Qualley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-qualley/)

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> [If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again, don't go to a tuna factory. I visited one where they had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-mobius/if-you-ever-want-to-eat-a-tuna-sandwich-again-don-t-go-to-a-tuna/)

[Mark Mobius](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-mobius/)

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> [“The way she looks right now, you have to think about multiple car pile-ups. Imagine two bloodmobiles colliding head on. The way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/the-way-she-looks-right-now-you-have-to-think-about-multiple-car-pile/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [Kids are without a doubt the most suspicious diners in the world. They will eat mud (raw or baked) rocks, paste, crayons,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erma-bombeck/kids-are-without-a-doubt-the-most-suspicious-diners-in-the-world-they/)

[Erma Bombeck](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erma-bombeck/)

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> [“What does my future look like, if he can’t get past this? An elderly woman took a seat opposite her. She was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucy-parker/what-does-my-future-look-like-if-he-can-t-get-past-this-an-elderly/)

[Lucy Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lucy-parker/)

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> [“panel applicants at the initial screening were asked not only to describe the cat foods but also to rate them according to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-roach/panel-applicants-at-the-initial-screening-were-asked-not-only-to/)

[Mary Roach](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-roach/)

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> [“I suppose a better sister would have set about weaving him a shirt from nettles and throwing it over his furred-over body…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-atkinson/i-suppose-a-better-sister-would-have-set-about-weaving-him-a-shirt/)

[Kate Atkinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kate-atkinson/)

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> [I just try to do things that I would like to see,to do stuff I would enjoy doing. Is it going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-baruchel/i-just-try-to-do-things-that-i-would-like-to-see-to-do-stuff-i-would/)

[Jay Baruchel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-baruchel/)

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> [“That's the detail of the dead woman I always remember: her bare left foot, along with packets of Top Ramen and a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hollis-gillespie/that-s-the-detail-of-the-dead-woman-i-always-remember-her-bare-left/)

[Hollis Gillespie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hollis-gillespie/)

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> [“The only townsfolk who were not scared of the Burgundys were the Haggleworths. They were the only other prominent family in Haggleworth…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-burgundy/the-only-townsfolk-who-were-not-scared-of-the-burgundys-were-the/)

[Ron Burgundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-burgundy/)

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> [“I am not a fan of supermarkets and I hate shopping there, even for things I can't get elsewhere, like cat food…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanette-winterson/i-am-not-a-fan-of-supermarkets-and-i-hate-shopping-there-even-for/)

[Jeanette Winterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanette-winterson/)

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> [“The goal is to be as neutral, as analytical—as “Mr. Spock”—as possible. This perhaps explains how it was possible for a team…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-roach/the-goal-is-to-be-as-neutral-as-analytical-as-mr-spock-as-possible/)

[Mary Roach](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-roach/)

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> [“You must have six boxes of cat food in that cupboard." "Moshe gets cranky if I don't keep a variety." After tasking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nora-roberts/you-must-have-six-boxes-of-cat-food-in-that-cupboard-moshe-gets/)

[Nora Roberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nora-roberts/)

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> [“Aw, angel," he said, shaking his head as he looked around. "I get you now." He got me? What the heck was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessica-gadziala/aw-angel-he-said-shaking-his-head-as-he-looked-around-i-get-you-now/)

[Jessica Gadziala](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessica-gadziala/)

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> [“Bycatch and discards are a fact of life to a fisherman. There is no fishing method that catches only the quarry. ...The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-clover/bycatch-and-discards-are-a-fact-of-life-to-a-fisherman-there-is-no/)

[Charles Clover](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-clover/)

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> [“This is the shame of the woman whose hand hides her smile because her teeth are so bad, not the grand self-hate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bren-brown/this-is-the-shame-of-the-woman-whose-hand-hides-her-smile-because-her/)

[Brené Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bren-brown/)

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> [“St. Clair tucks the tips of his fingers into his pockets and kicks the cobblestones with the toe of his boots. "Well?"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/st-clair-tucks-the-tips-of-his-fingers-into-his-pockets-and-kicks-the/)

[Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/)

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> [“It’s cat food — it’s for people like you!” Saladin”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gordon-korman/it-s-cat-food-it-s-for-people-like-you-saladin/)

[Gordon Korman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gordon-korman/)

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> [I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-coupland/i-know-it-s-not-cat-food-but-what-exactly-is-it-that-they-put-inside/)

[Douglas Coupland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-coupland/)

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> [The early summer sky was the color of cat vomit. Of course, Tally thought, you’d have to feed your cat only salmon-flavored…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-westerfeld/the-early-summer-sky-was-the-color-of-cat-vomit-of-course-tally/)

[Scott Westerfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-westerfeld/)

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> [Evanger's Dog and Cat food company has released a line of kosher food for pets. In this case kosher means that all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-meyers/evanger-s-dog-and-cat-food-company-has-released-a-line-of-kosher-food/)

[Seth Meyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-meyers/)

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> [Often when I'm talking about something, we could be talking about cats, and then I'll get adverts on my phone about cat…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scarlett-moffatt/often-when-i-m-talking-about-something-we-could-be-talking-about-cats/)

[Scarlett Moffatt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scarlett-moffatt/)

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> [“He stands with the fluid grace of an aristocrat who's used to rich surroundings. Although the quarter-bag of cat food he’s holding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/susan-ee/he-stands-with-the-fluid-grace-of-an-aristocrat-who-s-used-to-rich/)

[Susan Ee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/susan-ee/)

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> [“I am not into nudity on camera, but I would love to wear a banana peel over my penis and eat cat…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-am-not-into-nudity-on-camera-but-i-would-love-to-wear-a-banana-peel/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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                        "text": "Kids are without a doubt the most suspicious diners in the world. They will eat mud (raw or baked) rocks, paste, crayons, ball-point pens, moving goldfish, cigarette butts, and cat food. Try to coax a little beef stew into their mouths and they look at you like a puppy when you stand over him with the Sunday paper rolled up.",
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                        "text": "I just try to do things that I would like to see,to do stuff I would enjoy doing. Is it going to be a worthwhile way to spend my time? Am I going to enjoy showing up for work every day for four months or whatever? My family is taken care of. The rent's paid. I can buy cat food, and I still have money to have a nice TV and I get to live at home in Montreal. I've got no complaints.",
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                        "text": "“The only townsfolk who were not scared of the Burgundys were the Haggleworths. They were the only other prominent family in Haggleworth and because of their last name they felt they owned the whole town. It was nonsense of course. Shell Oil owned Haggleworth. (That’s why there was no real government or police or any order whatsoever. It was the reason why my father, a strict Darwinist, loved the town.) But the Haggleworths erected a museum in honor of their founding father. Some of them still practiced their pious religion of penis worship, but for the most part they were an uncultured, rangy bunch of derelicts who ate cat food and lived in caves.”",
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                        "text": "“I am not a fan of supermarkets and I hate shopping there, even for things I can't get elsewhere, like cat food and bin bags. A big part of my dislike of them is the loss of vivid life. The dull apathy of existence now isn't just boring jobs and boring TV; it is the loss of vivid life on the streets; the gossip, the encounters, the heaving messy noise that made room for everyone, money or not.”",
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                        "text": "“The goal is to be as neutral, as analytical—as “Mr. Spock”—as possible. This perhaps explains how it was possible for a team of Canadian researchers to find nine men and women willing to create a canned-cat-food flavor lexicon and a set of tasting protocols. For humans. Tasting cat food. And they couldn’t be shy about it. The protocol for evaluating the “meat chunk” portion (“gravy gel” having its own distinct protocol) stipulated that the sample be “moved around mouth and chewed for 10 to 15 seconds, [and] a portion of the sample swallowed.”",
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                        "text": "“You must have six boxes of cat food in that cupboard.\" \"Moshe gets cranky if I don't keep a variety.\" After tasking his breakfast, Alan found it better than he had expected. \"I have a hard time understanding anyone as strong-willed as you being intimidated by a temperamental cat.\" Shelby lifted her shoulders and continued to eat. \"We all have our weaknesses.Besides,as roommates go, he's perfect.He doesn't listen in on my phone calls or borrow my clothes.\" \"Are those your prerequisites?\" \"They're certainly in the top ten.\" Watching her,Alan nodded. She'd plowed hre way through the toast in record time. \"If I promised to restrain myself from doing either of those things, would you marry me?”",
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                        "text": "“Aw, angel,\" he said, shaking his head as he looked around. \"I get you now.\" He got me? What the heck was that supposed to mean? \"What?\" \"You know, my grandmother is a big gardener,\" he said, tucking the flat of cat food under one arm and running his hand over the back of my sofa. \"That's wonderful. Now get out of my apartment.\" \"She's won awards 'round here for her roses,\" he went on his weird speech. His attention suddenly turned back toward me, pinning me into place. \"She used to tell me that the prettiest roses have the biggest thorns. It's a defense mechanism. So,\" he said, coming closer toward me and running his finger across the side of my jaw, \"I get you, Amelia Alvarado.”",
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                        "text": "“Bycatch and discards are a fact of life to a fisherman. There is no fishing method that catches only the quarry. ...The UN Food and Agriculture Organization estimates that about a third of what is caught worldwide, some 29 million tons, goes over the side. This takes what is hauled from the sea to around 132 million tons a year. Add to that the number of organisms that are killed or damaged by net, line, or trap and are never landed--such as whales, porpoises, turtles, and birds--and the number of animals destroyed on the bottom, and the total catch by fishermen reaches something more like 220 million tons a year. Consider that much of the weight of palatable fish is head, cartilage, bone, and offal, which goes over the side or is thrown away by processors. Consider also that about 44 million tons of fish are caught to make industrial products and food for farmed fish. Consider that some of the palatable fish caught will be turned into products for other than human consumption--as cat food, for instance. Consider that there may be an element of waste because some fish will not sell. Taking all these things into account, it is possible to conclude that the amount of protein eaten by someone or something is maybe less than 20 percent of the 104 million tons landed, and only 10 percent of the amount of marine animals destroyed annually in the oceans. These are rough figures, but, given a wide margin of error, they are about right. So catching wild fish is a wasteful business.”",
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                        "text": "“St. Clair tucks the tips of his fingers into his pockets and kicks the cobblestones with the toe of his boots. \"Well?\" he finally asks. \"Thank you.\" I'm stunned. \"It was really sweet of you to bring me here.\" \"Ah,well.\" He straightens up and shrugs-that full-bodied French shrug he does so well-and reassumes his usual, assured state of being. \"Have to start somewhere. Now make a wish.\" \"Huh?\" I have such a way with words. I should write epic poetry or jingles for cat food commercials. He smiles. \"Place your feet on the star, and make a wish.\" \"Oh.Okay,sure.\" I slide my feet together so I'm standing in the center. \"I wish-\" \"Don't say it aloud!\" St. Clair rushes forward, as if to stop my words with his body,and my stomach flips violently. \"Don't you know anything about making wishes? You only get a limited number in life. Falling stars, eyelashes,dandelions-\" \"Birthday candles.\" He ignores the dig. \"Exactly. So you ought to take advantage of them when they arise,and superstition says if you make a wish on that star, it'll come true.\" He pauses before continuing. \"Which is better than the other one I've heard.\" \"That I'll die a painful death of poisoning, shooting,beating, and drowning?\" \"Hypothermia,not drowning.\" St. Clair laughs. He has a wonderful, boyish laugh. \"But no. I've heard anyone who stands here is destined to return to Paris someday. And as I understand it,one year for you is one year to many. Am I right?\" I close my eyes. Mom and Seany appear before me. Bridge.Toph.I nod. \"All right,then.So keep your eyes closed.And make a wish.\" I take a deep breath. The cool dampness of the nearby trees fills my lungs. What do I want? It's a difficult quesiton. I want to go home,but I have to admit I've enjoyed tonight. And what if this is the only time in my entire life I visit Paris? I know I just told St. Clair that I don't want to be here, but there's a part of me-a teeny, tiny part-that's curious. If my father called tomorrow and ordered me home,I might be disappointed. I still haven't seen the Mona Lisa. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower.Walked beneath the Arc de Triomphe. So what else do I want? I want to feel Toph's lips again.I want him to wait.But there's another part of me,a part I really, really hate,that knows even if we do make it,I'd still move away for college next year.So I'd see him this Christmas and next summer,and then...would that be it? And then there's the other thing. The thing I'm trying to ignore. The thing I shouldn't want,the thing I can't have. And he's standing in front of me right now. So what do I wish for? Something I'm not sure I want? Someone I'm not sure I need? Or someone I know I can't have? Screw it.Let the fates decide. I wish for the thing that is best for me. How's that for a generalization? I open my eyes,and the wind is blowing harder. St. Clair pushes a strand of hair from his eyes. \"Must have been a good one,\" he says.”",
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