--- title: "1 Castaway Quotes By J.C. Lillis" description: "1 Castaway quotes by J.C. Lillis. Plus more from J.C. Lillis and more Castaway sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bac/j-c-lillis-21890_castaway_what-if-dad-looked-up-castaway-planet-an_3095083.jpg" --- > [“What if Dad looked up Castaway Planet and found our vlog? He’d know Abel was here. He’d know I lied, and he’d flip in that scary-calm way I can’t handle at all. Bec’s dad used to roar like a chainsaw;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-lillis/what-if-dad-looked-up-castaway-planet-and-found-our-vlog-he-d-know/) [J.C. Lillis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-lillis/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bac/j-c-lillis-21890_castaway_what-if-dad-looked-up-castaway-planet-an_3095083.jpg) ## Other authors on Castaway - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b025/author-yann-martel-96604.jpg) Yann Martel 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/castaway/yann-martel/) ## More by J.C. Lillis > [“I want to make a sweater out of this week and wrap myself up in it until it falls apart.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-lillis/i-want-to-make-a-sweater-out-of-this-week-and-wrap-myself-up-in-it/) [J.C. Lillis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-lillis/) > [“There’s something about his face when he smiles, like he’s a stained-glass window with sun beaming through.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-lillis/there-s-something-about-his-face-when-he-smiles-like-he-s-a-stained/) [J.C. Lillis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-lillis/) > [“It’s fandom, Bran. Getting butthurt over nothing is practically a sacrament.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-lillis/it-s-fandom-bran-getting-butthurt-over-nothing-is-practically-a/) [J.C. Lillis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-lillis/) > [“Pretentious." "So? I love pretentious people!" "Why?" "They try so hard to be interesting, you don't have to do any work.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-lillis/pretentious-so-i-love-pretentious-people-why-they-try-so-hard-to-be/) [J.C. Lillis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-lillis/) > [“Because here’s the thing. We can do a lot in thirty-five days.” He sat on the bed and pulled her down next to him.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-lillis/because-here-s-the-thing-we-can-do-a-lot-in-thirty-five-days-he-sat/) [J.C. Lillis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-lillis/) > [“... Brandon's going to talk to a B-O-Y, and -" "What?" "That's your assignment tonight. You converse in public with a boy. You've heard…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-lillis/brandon-s-going-to-talk-to-a-b-o-y-and-what-that-s-your-assignment/) [J.C. Lillis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-lillis/) > [“Honestly, I don’t think people ever get un-screwed-up. I think it’s just, how well can you pretend to be someone else, and how long.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-lillis/honestly-i-don-t-think-people-ever-get-un-screwed-up-i-think-it-s/) [J.C. Lillis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-lillis/) > [“You can stop waiting, you know,' she says. 'For what?' 'For God to strike you down.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-lillis/you-can-stop-waiting-you-know-she-says-for-what-for-god-to-strike-you/) [J.C. Lillis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-lillis/) > [“I step up on the little wooden bridge that arches over the huge clear koi pond in the lobby. The blue and gray tiles…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-lillis/i-step-up-on-the-little-wooden-bridge-that-arches-over-the-huge-clear/) [J.C. Lillis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-lillis/) > [“I mean, if no one knows for sure what God's like, then why don't you just believe the people who think he's all rainbows…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-lillis/i-mean-if-no-one-knows-for-sure-what-god-s-like-then-why-don-t-you/) [j.c. lillis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-lillis/) > [“Dude, can I have your pickle?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-lillis/dude-can-i-have-your-pickle/) [J.C. Lillis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-lillis/) > [“ Status: Naked. On bed. With boy. Systems overheating. Sudden doubts multiplying. Meltdown imminent. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-lillis/status-naked-on-bed-with-boy-systems-overheating-sudden-doubts/) [J.C. Lillis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-lillis/) > [“I am one man with a laptop. When I give the world my characters, it's because I don't want to keep them for myself.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-lillis/i-am-one-man-with-a-laptop-when-i-give-the-world-my-characters-it-s/) [J.C. Lillis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-lillis/) > [“I've never seen a naked torso that wasn't on a cross, at least not so close up. I don't know where to look. His…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-lillis/i-ve-never-seen-a-naked-torso-that-wasn-t-on-a-cross-at-least-not-so/) [J.C. Lillis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-lillis/) > [“God is like junior high, Brandon. Graduate already.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-c-lillis/god-is-like-junior-high-brandon-graduate-already/) [J.C. Lillis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-c-lillis/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/castaway/j-c-lillis/#itemlist", "name": "1 Castaway Quotes By J.C. 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