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title: "6 Carton Quotes by 6 authors"
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> [I was dreaming of Craig Carton.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/boomer-esiason/i-was-dreaming-of-craig-carton/)

[Boomer Esiason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/boomer-esiason/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/88d/boomer-esiason-23133_dream_i-was-dreaming-of-craig-carton-271038_271038.png)

> [Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/happiness-is-defined-as-opening-your-refrigerator-to-find-your-mother/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d4/green-monk-388_funny_happiness-is-defined-as-opening-your-ref_632121.jpg)

> [Talk stupid and I will put you on a milk carton.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/khalifa-firas/talk-stupid-and-i-will-put-you-on-a-milk-carton/)

[Khalifa Firas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/khalifa-firas/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f72/khalifa-firas-30894_stupid_talk-stupid-and-i-will-put-you-on-a-milk_2319203.jpg)

> [“carton and sleep in my bed.” “Maybe I can arrest him for”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/carton-and-sleep-in-my-bed-maybe-i-can-arrest-him-for/)

[Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd9/janet-evanovich-291_arrest_carton-and-sleep-in-my-bed-maybe-i-can-a_2501239.png)

> [A Styrofoam egg carton caught his eye. He opened it and found a single silver orb with little blinking red lights. "This…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/a-styrofoam-egg-carton-caught-his-eye-he-opened-it-and-found-a-single/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/230/rick-riordan-27_caught_a-styrofoam-egg-carton-caught-his-eye-he_2587712.jpg)

> [I have always suspected skim milk was gay. For god's sake, it has homogenized right on the carton.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-have-always-suspected-skim-milk-was-gay-for-god-s-sake-it-has/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/940/anonymous-1_humor_i-have-always-suspected-skim-milk-was-ga_3083036.jpg)

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