--- title: "3 Carter Quotes By Tara Sivec" description: "3 Carter quotes by Tara Sivec. Plus more from Tara Sivec and more Carter sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f45/tara-sivec-2248_alarm-clock_i-have-a-dream-and-in-this-dream-i-m-und_195296.jpg" --- > [“I have a dream. And in this dream I’m under the covers in bed, just a few scant inches away from Carter’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/i-have-a-dream-and-in-this-dream-i-m-under-the-covers-in-bed-just-a/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f45/tara-sivec-2248_alarm-clock_i-have-a-dream-and-in-this-dream-i-m-und_195296.jpg) > [“I love Carter more than I ever thought possible, and he has proven to be the best father a woman could ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/i-love-carter-more-than-i-ever-thought-possible-and-he-has-proven-to/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ee/tara-sivec-2248_childhood-friend_i-love-carter-more-than-i-ever-thought-p_762088.jpg) > [“Trojan, Durex, Lifestyles, Trojan Magnum (oh yeah, my three foot cock definitely needed those), Contempo, Vivid and Rough Rider. Seriously? There was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/trojan-durex-lifestyles-trojan-magnum-oh-yeah-my-three-foot-cock/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/af2/tara-sivec-2248_carter_trojan-durex-lifestyles-trojan-magnum-oh_2583580.jpg) ## Other authors on Carter ## More by Tara Sivec > [“Are you really going back there with me?" I ask. "Hell yes I am. Your wish is finally coming true. I will see your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/are-you-really-going-back-there-with-me-i-ask-hell-yes-i-am-your-wish/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“No one likes an ugly crier. It's uncomfortable for all parties involved.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/no-one-likes-an-ugly-crier-it-s-uncomfortable-for-all-parties-involved/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“I just wanted to hear him speak again. His voice made me want to take my pants off.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/i-just-wanted-to-hear-him-speak-again-his-voice-made-me-want-to-take/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“It’s totally fine,” I explained to Liz as she paced back and forth behind the couch. “She’s totally housebroken. She’ll go to the door…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/it-s-totally-fine-i-explained-to-liz-as-she-paced-back-and-forth/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they cut your wiener,” Gavin sang as he pointed his gun at random…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/bad-boys-bad-boys-whatcha-gonna-do-watcha-gonna-do-when-they-cut-your/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“If I keep sampling the goods like this my ass is going to grow another cheek to make room for all the fat.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/if-i-keep-sampling-the-goods-like-this-my-ass-is-going-to-grow/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“He picks up one of the tests and pretends like he's Harry Potter, aiming the test at random objects around the small bathroom yelling,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/he-picks-up-one-of-the-tests-and-pretends-like-he-s-harry-potter/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“It's going down, and it's going down right the fuck now. I don’t care if there is a room full of witnesses”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/it-s-going-down-and-it-s-going-down-right-the-fuck-now-i-don-t-care/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“Dude, he put ass cream on his face. You do know I’m going to have to start calling your son Ass Face now, right?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/dude-he-put-ass-cream-on-his-face-you-do-know-i-m-going-to-have-to/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“I'm going to put corn and hot sauce on your wiener, and then I'll hit you in the face with it. Hit you in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/i-m-going-to-put-corn-and-hot-sauce-on-your-wiener-and-then-i-ll-hit/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“I have a dream. And in this dream I’m under the covers in bed, just a few scant inches away from Carter’s body. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/i-have-a-dream-and-in-this-dream-i-m-under-the-covers-in-bed-just-a/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“Everett was wrong when he said nothing will change between us. This moment, right here…it changes everything . And it’s about damn time.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/everett-was-wrong-when-he-said-nothing-will-change-between-us-this/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“I love you more than a hooker loves free VD testing day at the clinic," she told me drunkenly.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/i-love-you-more-than-a-hooker-loves-free-vd-testing-day-at-the-clinic/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“I DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIKE GREEN EGGS!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/i-don-t-even-fucking-like-green-eggs/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) > [“Liz asked me the other day what I thought about twice baked potatoes. How the fuck should I know? Was I supposed to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/liz-asked-me-the-other-day-what-i-thought-about-twice-baked-potatoes/) [Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/carter/tara-sivec/#itemlist", "name": "3 Carter Quotes By Tara Sivec", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I have a dream. And in this dream I’m under the covers in bed, just a few scant inches away from Carter’s body. I stare at his prone form lying next to me, the greenish-blue glow from the alarm clock on the bedside table providing just enough illumination for me to see the shallow rise and fall of his chest. The sheet is draped low over his hips as he sleeps peacefully with one arm flung over his eyes and the other resting on his taut, naked stomach. 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