--- title: "8 Carson Said Quotes by 7 authors" description: "Browse 8 Carson Said quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Carson Said sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30b/dean-koontz-118_beauty_i-thought-you-married-me-for-my-looks-my_1073627.jpg" --- > [“I thought you married me for my looks, my sensitivity, and my fabulous bedroom stamina." Carson said, "Lucky for you, beauty is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dean-koontz/i-thought-you-married-me-for-my-looks-my-sensitivity-and-my-fabulous/) [Dean Koontz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dean-koontz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/30b/dean-koontz-118_beauty_i-thought-you-married-me-for-my-looks-my_1073627.jpg) > [“Carson," she said when she picked up. I liked it. Clear. Concise. To the point. I decided to try it myself. "Davidson."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/carson-she-said-when-she-picked-up-i-liked-it-clear-concise-to-the/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/068/darynda-jones-474_carson_carson-she-said-when-she-picked-up-i-lik_1245168.png) > [“Since I didn't have a candy wrapper to help me with the bad connection I was about to have, I resorted to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/since-i-didn-t-have-a-candy-wrapper-to-help-me-with-the-bad/) [Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d80/darynda-jones-474_charley-davidson_since-i-didn-t-have-a-candy-wrapper-to-h_1364023.png) > [“See as much as you can see, I guess. Rachel Carson said most of us go through life "unseeing." I do that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-lynch/see-as-much-as-you-can-see-i-guess-rachel-carson-said-most-of-us-go/) [Jim Lynch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-lynch/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/252/jim-lynch-30016_life_see-as-much-as-you-can-see-i-guess-rache_1477306.jpg) > [“Question was—why did one of the catering staff have her hand down her own shirt? And was that fondling going on under…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-kennedy/question-was-why-did-one-of-the-catering-staff-have-her-hand-down-her/) [Elle Kennedy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elle-kennedy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/940/elle-kennedy-14384_laughter_question-was-why-did-one-of-the-catering_1487773.jpg) > [When asked by Glenn Beck if people should be allowed to own semi-automatic weapons, Dr. Benjamin Carson said: “It depends on where…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benjamin-carson/when-asked-by-glenn-beck-if-people-should-be-allowed-to-own-semi/) [Benjamin Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benjamin-carson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b94/benjamin-carson-955_amendment_when-asked-by-glenn-beck-if-people-shoul_1492234.jpg) > [Look what Ted Cruz did with Ben Carson, who's endorsed me, a great guy. Look what he did to Ben Carson. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-trump/look-what-ted-cruz-did-with-ben-carson-who-s-endorsed-me-a-great-guy/) [Donald Trump](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-trump/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e4f/donald-trump-18_ben-carson_look-what-ted-cruz-did-with-ben-carson-w_2969994.jpg) > [Ben Carson said black people worked for less. I have breaking news: we built this joint for free. We didn't build it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/angela-rye/ben-carson-said-black-people-worked-for-less-i-have-breaking-news-we/) [Angela Rye](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/angela-rye/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38b/angela-rye-30670_ben-carson_ben-carson-said-black-people-worked-for_2985001.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/carson-said/#itemlist", "name": "Carson Said Quotes", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I thought you married me for my looks, my sensitivity, and my fabulous bedroom stamina.\" Carson said, \"Lucky for you, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 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I liked it. Clear. Concise. To the point. I decided to try it myself. \"Davidson.\" A loud sigh filtered to me. \"Charley, you called me. You can't just say Davidson.\" \"What are you, the phone greeting police?”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Darynda Jones" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/carson-she-said-when-she-picked-up-i-liked-it-clear-concise-to-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/068/darynda-jones-474_carson_carson-she-said-when-she-picked-up-i-lik_1245168.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/068/darynda-jones-474_carson_carson-she-said-when-she-picked-up-i-lik_1245168.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/068/darynda-jones-474_carson_carson-she-said-when-she-picked-up-i-lik_1245168.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Carson,\" she said when she picked up. I liked it. Clear. Concise. To the point. 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Those wrappers crakled like Rice Krispies on a Saturday morning. \"You aren't listeni--kshshsh.\" \"You're really bad at this.\" \"Bank ro-ksh-ers. 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Rachel Carson said most of us go through life \"unseeing.\" I do that some days...I think it's easier to see when you're a kid. We're not in a hurry to get anywhere and we don't have those long to-do lists you guys have.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jim Lynch" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-lynch/see-as-much-as-you-can-see-i-guess-rachel-carson-said-most-of-us-go/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/252/jim-lynch-30016_life_see-as-much-as-you-can-see-i-guess-rache_1477306.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/252/jim-lynch-30016_life_see-as-much-as-you-can-see-i-guess-rache_1477306.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/252/jim-lynch-30016_life_see-as-much-as-you-can-see-i-guess-rache_1477306.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“See as much as you can see, I guess. 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Unfortunately, the chuckle came out at the exact moment the preacher demanded to know if anyone had a reason why the bride and groom shouldn’t be together. Garrett and Shelby instantly swiveled their heads in his direction, shock clearly etched in their faces. “What? No,” Carson said quickly, keeping his voice low. He turned to the preacher. “No. I’m not speaking. I’m forever holding my peace. These two belong together. Please, just go on.” “I’m going to kick your ass for this,” Garrett muttered before turning his attention back to the ceremony. Shelby just glared at him. Fuck. Wonderful. Now everyone and their mother would think Carson objected to this union. Damn caterer and her broken bra.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Elle Kennedy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elle-kennedy/question-was-why-did-one-of-the-catering-staff-have-her-hand-down-her/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/940/elle-kennedy-14384_laughter_question-was-why-did-one-of-the-catering_1487773.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/940/elle-kennedy-14384_laughter_question-was-why-did-one-of-the-catering_1487773.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/940/elle-kennedy-14384_laughter_question-was-why-did-one-of-the-catering_1487773.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Question was—why did one of the catering staff have her hand down her own shirt? 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Look what he did to Ben Carson. He said that Ben Carson in Iowa has left, he's out of the campaign, vote for me. Thousands of people voted for him because he convinced people that Ben Carson had left the campaign.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Donald Trump" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-trump/look-what-ted-cruz-did-with-ben-carson-who-s-endorsed-me-a-great-guy/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e4f/donald-trump-18_ben-carson_look-what-ted-cruz-did-with-ben-carson-w_2969994.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e4f/donald-trump-18_ben-carson_look-what-ted-cruz-did-with-ben-carson-w_2969994.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e4f/donald-trump-18_ben-carson_look-what-ted-cruz-did-with-ben-carson-w_2969994.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Look what Ted Cruz did with Ben Carson, who's endorsed me, a great guy. Look what he did to Ben Carson. 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