--- title: "8 Card Said Quotes by 8 authors" description: "Browse 8 Card Said quotes by 8 authors. Discover the best Card Said sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c5/renee-fleming-7065_conductor_pulled-out-my-valery-gergiev-trump-card_195459.jpg" --- > [“pulled out my Valery Gergiev trump card and said I would have to call him about getting another hotel. There are many…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-fleming/pulled-out-my-valery-gergiev-trump-card-and-said-i-would-have-to-call/) [Renee Fleming](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/renee-fleming/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c5/renee-fleming-7065_conductor_pulled-out-my-valery-gergiev-trump-card_195459.jpg) > [“Did she remember, how we laughed and blushed? 'Pa used to say your face was like the red heart on a playing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-waters/did-she-remember-how-we-laughed-and-blushed-pa-used-to-say-your-face/) [Sarah Waters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-waters/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f90/sarah-waters-2758_playing-card_did-she-remember-how-we-laughed-and-blus_437961.png) > [“A Toast to Mother’s Day When my daughter was in preschool she made a mother’s day card for me. The teachers were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-kunz/a-toast-to-mother-s-day-when-my-daughter-was-in-preschool-she-made-a/) [Michelle Kunz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-kunz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/50f/michelle-kunz-109263_children_a-toast-to-mother-s-day-when-my-daughter_535628.jpg) > [“I’m seeing someone.” He grinned sheepishly. “Well, not officially, but we’re screwing around every chance we get.” “Oh, that’s … uh ……](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ann-charles/i-m-seeing-someone-he-grinned-sheepishly-well-not-officially-but-we/) [Ann Charles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ann-charles/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4fe/ann-charles-26649_getting-laid_i-m-seeing-someone-he-grinned-sheepishly_747458.jpg) > [My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-berle/my-wife-sent-me-a-valentine-card-that-said-take-my-heart-take-my-lips/) [Milton Berle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-berle/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/886/milton-berle-3246_cards_my-wife-sent-me-a-valentine-card-that-sa_944613.png) > [“I assumed it was someone trying to sell me something. They're always calling to sell. Once they said if I sent in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicole-krauss/i-assumed-it-was-someone-trying-to-sell-me-something-they-re-always/) [Nicole Krauss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicole-krauss/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3ee/nicole-krauss-920_credit-card_i-assumed-it-was-someone-trying-to-sell_1989369.jpg) > [“It's so funny because I haven't set foot in a grocery store in years, you know. And that's so embarrassing...I kept going,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-jackson/it-s-so-funny-because-i-haven-t-set-foot-in-a-grocery-store-in-years/) [Janet Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-jackson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e6/janet-jackson-2288_credit-card_it-s-so-funny-because-i-haven-t-set-foot_2502696.jpg) > [I couldn’t leave Total behind.” “Total?” Iggy asked. “That’s what his card said,” Angel explained. “Totally a mutant dog who will probably…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-patterson/i-couldn-t-leave-total-behind-total-iggy-asked-that-s-what-his-card/) [James Patterson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-patterson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e6/james-patterson-171_angel_i-couldn-t-leave-total-behind-total-iggy_2860957.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/card-said/#itemlist", "name": "Card Said Quotes", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“pulled out my Valery Gergiev trump card and said I would have to call him about getting another hotel. There are many ways in which a soprano relies upon the guidance of a conductor, and not all of them are confined to the stage. As a result of dropping the most powerful name in Russian music today, I got a window and a view.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Renee Fleming" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/renee-fleming/pulled-out-my-valery-gergiev-trump-card-and-said-i-would-have-to-call/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c5/renee-fleming-7065_conductor_pulled-out-my-valery-gergiev-trump-card_195459.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c5/renee-fleming-7065_conductor_pulled-out-my-valery-gergiev-trump-card_195459.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c5/renee-fleming-7065_conductor_pulled-out-my-valery-gergiev-trump-card_195459.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“pulled out my Valery Gergiev trump card and said I would have to call him about getting another hotel. 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