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> [“That wasn’t being a kid, not the way the mainlander birthday cards meant, and after you’d been that you could never be a kid again really, not a birthday card kid.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/max-gladstone/that-wasn-t-being-a-kid-not-the-way-the-mainlander-birthday-cards/)

[Max Gladstone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/max-gladstone/)

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> [Nobody had a credit card when I was a kid. No one had credit card debt. But these big companies and banks wanted to know how to get more money out of people - get them charging things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-moore/nobody-had-a-credit-card-when-i-was-a-kid-no-one-had-credit-card-debt/)

[Michael Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-moore/)

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