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> [“ 'Venti caramel macchiato, please,' he said. 'Hold the snobbery.' The barista laughed and hit buttons on his register. 'You sure? We're having a sale on social mobility. The longer your coffee order takes to place, the more you have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-w-vaughn/venti-caramel-macchiato-please-he-said-hold-the-snobbery-the-barista/)

S.W. Vaughn

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## More by S.W. Vaughn

> [“Despite his best efforts, a few scalding tears escaped Cobalt's eyes. He swiped them away. 'Can you stand?' 'I damn well can, if my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-w-vaughn/despite-his-best-efforts-a-few-scalding-tears-escaped-cobalt-s-eyes/)

S.W. Vaughn

> [“ 'Venti caramel macchiato, please,' he said. 'Hold the snobbery.' The barista laughed and hit buttons on his register. 'You sure? We're having a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-w-vaughn/venti-caramel-macchiato-please-he-said-hold-the-snobbery-the-barista/)

S.W. Vaughn

> [“Now the son of a bitch was saying it was a fluke. Cloud nine to complete shit in ten seconds. The guy wasn't just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-w-vaughn/now-the-son-of-a-bitch-was-saying-it-was-a-fluke-cloud-nine-to/)

S.W. Vaughn

> [“Want some help with help with that stick in your ass, love?" "No. It's quite comfortable, thank you." "It should be. It's been in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-w-vaughn/want-some-help-with-help-with-that-stick-in-your-ass-love-no-it-s/)

S.W. Vaughn

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