--- title: "24 Car Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke" description: "24 Car quotes by P. J. O'Rourke. Plus more from P. J. O'Rourke and more Car sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aa8/p-j-o-rourke-184_car_cars-would-be-safer-on-rails-3005443_3005443.png" --- > [Cars would be safer on rails!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/cars-would-be-safer-on-rails/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aa8/p-j-o-rourke-184_car_cars-would-be-safer-on-rails-3005443_3005443.png) > [I went back to bumming around New York, writing freelance stuff for Car & Driver and such.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/i-went-back-to-bumming-around-new-york-writing-freelance-stuff-for/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da2/p-j-o-rourke-184_car_i-went-back-to-bumming-around-new-york-w_61280.png) > [Russian cars are silly. They look like imports drawn by a cartoonist for a UAW newsletter.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/russian-cars-are-silly-they-look-like-imports-drawn-by-a-cartoonist/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f2/p-j-o-rourke-184_car_russian-cars-are-silly-they-look-like-im_2579780.png) > [Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/giving-money-and-power-to-government-is-like-giving-whiskey-and-car/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/db4/p-j-o-rourke-184_car_giving-money-and-power-to-government-is_1300042.png) > [When I'm in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/when-i-m-in-the-car-i-want-the-only-one-shouting-to-be-me/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b1/p-j-o-rourke-184_car_when-i-m-in-the-car-i-want-the-only-one_2693137.png) > [My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/my-whole-family-can-talk-they-are-all-car-salesmen-they-are-all-funny/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/818/p-j-o-rourke-184_car_my-whole-family-can-talk-they-are-all-ca_16606.png) > [The car provided Americans with an enviable standard of living. You could not get a steady job with high wages and health…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/the-car-provided-americans-with-an-enviable-standard-of-living-you/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/823/p-j-o-rourke-184_american_the-car-provided-americans-with-an-envia_2199636.png) > [On Michael Moore TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/on-michael-moore-tv-show-when-he-went-to-the-home-of-the-guy-who/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d58/p-j-o-rourke-184_alarm_on-michael-moore-tv-show-when-he-went-to_2236319.png) > [I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/i-like-michael-moore-but-i-think-of-him-more-as-a-rabble-rouser-on/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e2/p-j-o-rourke-184_alarm_i-like-michael-moore-but-i-think-of-him_1706785.png) > [The killjoys initiated automobile crash standards so rigorous that we can't buy a car that hasn't been dropped from the top of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/the-killjoys-initiated-automobile-crash-standards-so-rigorous-that-we/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f43/p-j-o-rourke-184_automobile_the-killjoys-initiated-automobile-crash_688348.png) > [If you get outside the world of show business and its satellites, there's a whole world of car nuts in the Los…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/if-you-get-outside-the-world-of-show-business-and-its-satellites/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f3/p-j-o-rourke-184_areas_if-you-get-outside-the-world-of-show-bus_1983161.png) > [Some day you will be wheeled in for a heart bypass operation, and a surgeon will be the person who is now…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/some-day-you-will-be-wheeled-in-for-a-heart-bypass-operation-and-a/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c6/p-j-o-rourke-184_behind_some-day-you-will-be-wheeled-in-for-a-he_1067424.jpg) > [We're told cars cause pollution. A hundred years ago city streets were ankle deep in horse excrement. What kind of pollution do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/we-re-told-cars-cause-pollution-a-hundred-years-ago-city-streets-were/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f8e/p-j-o-rourke-184_ankles_we-re-told-cars-cause-pollution-a-hundre_61531.png) > [In England, all the English car companies were beginning to circle the drain in a series of well-deserved failures and bankruptcies, earned…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/in-england-all-the-english-car-companies-were-beginning-to-circle-the/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/303/p-j-o-rourke-184_bankruptcy_in-england-all-the-english-car-companies_1518107.png) > [It is important to remember when reading Adam Smith or even when just thinking about Smith that the era that he lived…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/it-is-important-to-remember-when-reading-adam-smith-or-even-when-just/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/690/p-j-o-rourke-184_adam_it-is-important-to-remember-when-reading_713914.png) > [There's a lot of debate on this subject - about what kind of car handles best. Some say a a front-engined car,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/there-s-a-lot-of-debate-on-this-subject-about-what-kind-of-car/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fdd/p-j-o-rourke-184_car_there-s-a-lot-of-debate-on-this-subject_1272726.png) > [Mankind is supposed to have evolved in the treetops. But I have examined my sense of balance, the prehensility of my various…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/mankind-is-supposed-to-have-evolved-in-the-treetops-but-i-have/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbc/p-j-o-rourke-184_attitude_mankind-is-supposed-to-have-evolved-in-t_2126186.jpg) > [Last year, on a long car trip, I was listening to Rush Limbaugh shout. I usually agree with Rush Limbaugh; therefore I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/last-year-on-a-long-car-trip-i-was-listening-to-rush-limbaugh-shout-i/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b9/p-j-o-rourke-184_agree_last-year-on-a-long-car-trip-i-was-liste_124375.png) > [Farm policy, although it's complex, can be explained. What it can't be is believed. No cheating spouse, no teen with a wrecked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/farm-policy-although-it-s-complex-can-be-explained-what-it-can-t-be/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/877/p-j-o-rourke-184_car_farm-policy-although-it-s-complex-can-be_1343262.jpg) > [As long as we are on firm moral ground, as long as we're caring about other people, these are legitimate worries. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/as-long-as-we-are-on-firm-moral-ground-as-long-as-we-re-caring-about/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ce/p-j-o-rourke-184_car_as-long-as-we-are-on-firm-moral-ground-a_2914536.jpg) > [By the end of the 1950s, American cars were so reliable that their reliability went without saying even in car ads. Thousands…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/by-the-end-of-the-1950s-american-cars-were-so-reliable-that-their/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4e5/p-j-o-rourke-184_ads_by-the-end-of-the-1950s-american-cars-we_2699484.jpg) > [We're told cars are wasteful. Wasteful of what? Oil did a lot of good sitting in the ground for millions of years.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/we-re-told-cars-are-wasteful-wasteful-of-what-oil-did-a-lot-of-good/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d07/p-j-o-rourke-184_ankles_we-re-told-cars-are-wasteful-wasteful-of_3011258.png) > [I come from Toledo, Ohio, a town that has been hurt badly by the shift of the automobile business towards Japan. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/i-come-from-toledo-ohio-a-town-that-has-been-hurt-badly-by-the-shift/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/524/p-j-o-rourke-184_automobile_i-come-from-toledo-ohio-a-town-that-has_3008191.png) > [There's nothing inherently lame about electricity. I've got a basement full of power tools that all operate with electricity, and they're manly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/there-s-nothing-inherently-lame-about-electricity-i-ve-got-a-basement/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2d5/p-j-o-rourke-184_basements_there-s-nothing-inherently-lame-about-el_639349.jpg) ## Other authors on Car ## More by P. J. O'Rourke > [I'm fascinated by political enthusiasm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/i-m-fascinated-by-political-enthusiasm/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) > [In comparative terms, there's no poverty in America by a long shot. Heritage Foundation political scientist Robert Rector has worked up figures showing that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/in-comparative-terms-there-s-no-poverty-in-america-by-a-long-shot/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) > [The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/the-democrats-said-we-don-t-know-what-s-wrong-with-america-but-we-can/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) > [At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and the annoying…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/at-epcot-center-the-disney-corporation-has-focused-its-attention-on/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) > [So-called Western Civilization, as practised in half of Europe, some of Asia and a few parts of North America, is better than anything else…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/so-called-western-civilization-as-practised-in-half-of-europe-some-of/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) > [My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/my-whole-family-can-talk-they-are-all-car-salesmen-they-are-all-funny/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) > [It was Ronald Reagan who used to say that the 10 most frightening words in the English language are, "I'm from the federal government,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/it-was-ronald-reagan-who-used-to-say-that-the-10-most-frightening/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) > [Gun violence has cost us too many political leaders, and hardly ever the worst ones.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/gun-violence-has-cost-us-too-many-political-leaders-and-hardly-ever/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) > [Pete Seeger is a modest, unassuming, cheerful, and kind-natured man. He's a good folk singer, if you can stand folk singing. And he's such…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/pete-seeger-is-a-modest-unassuming-cheerful-and-kind-natured-man-he-s/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) > [Journalists are notoriously easy to kid. All you have to do is speak to a journalist in a very serious tone of voice, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/journalists-are-notoriously-easy-to-kid-all-you-have-to-do-is-speak/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) > [I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a 'learning experience.' Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/i-like-to-think-of-my-behavior-in-the-sixties-as-a-learning/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) > [I'll be 56 this year, I've got two kids, and I think it's probably time to go back to writing one-glove jokes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/i-ll-be-56-this-year-i-ve-got-two-kids-and-i-think-it-s-probably-time/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) > [Something that comes to us, some gym shoe that comes to us as a result of child labor from a brutal dictatorship, where people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/something-that-comes-to-us-some-gym-shoe-that-comes-to-us-as-a-result/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) > [Russians not only vehemently despise blacks, they believe Africa begins at the Ukraine border.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/russians-not-only-vehemently-despise-blacks-they-believe-africa/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) > [Now, do I think the baby boomers tend to be self-absorbed? I do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/now-do-i-think-the-baby-boomers-tend-to-be-self-absorbed-i-do/) [P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/car/p-j-o-rourke/#itemlist", "name": "24 Car Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke", "numberOfItems": 24, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Cars would be safer on rails!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "P. J. 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