--- title: "15 Car Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson" description: "15 Car quotes by Jeremy Clarkson. Plus more from Jeremy Clarkson and more Car sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bf2/jeremy-clarkson-2634_bmw_on-the-bmw-x3-if-you-are-clinically-insa_677792.jpg" --- > [ \[on the BMW X3\] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/on-the-bmw-x3-if-you-are-clinically-insane-by-which-i-mean-you-wake/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bf2/jeremy-clarkson-2634_bmw_on-the-bmw-x3-if-you-are-clinically-insa_677792.jpg) > [We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/we-all-know-that-small-cars-are-good-for-us-but-so-is-cod-liver-oil/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f7/jeremy-clarkson-2634_car_we-all-know-that-small-cars-are-good-for_99047.jpg) > [Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/now-we-get-quite-a-lot-of-complaints-that-we-don-t-feature-enough/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/88c/jeremy-clarkson-2634_affordable_now-we-get-quite-a-lot-of-complaints-tha_496163.jpg) > [This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/this-car-is-more-fun-than-the-entire-french-air-force-crashing-into-a/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/619/jeremy-clarkson-2634_air_this-car-is-more-fun-than-the-entire-fre_1992749.jpg) > [When you've finished using a car, put the f\*\*\*ing seat back, so humans can use it afterwards.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/when-you-ve-finished-using-a-car-put-the-f-ing-seat-back-so-humans/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd0/jeremy-clarkson-2634_car_when-you-ve-finished-using-a-car-put-the_3172149.jpg) > [If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning, and you think you are an onion,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/if-you-are-clinically-insane-by-which-i-mean-you-wake-up-in-the/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/92d/jeremy-clarkson-2634_bmw_if-you-are-clinically-insane-by-which-i_1305976.jpg) > [No, no, no. There's no such thing as cheap and cheerful. It's cheap and nasty & expensive and cheerful.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/no-no-no-there-s-no-such-thing-as-cheap-and-cheerful-it-s-cheap-and/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a0/jeremy-clarkson-2634_car_no-no-no-there-s-no-such-thing-as-cheap_632790.jpg) > [In the olden days I always got the impression that TVR built a car, put it on sale, and then found out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/in-the-olden-days-i-always-got-the-impression-that-tvr-built-a-car/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/08c/jeremy-clarkson-2634_built_in-the-olden-days-i-always-got-the-impre_1061297.jpg) > [I was reading The Mirror the other day and came across a letter from a reader who wrote, 'I was riding my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/i-was-reading-the-mirror-the-other-day-and-came-across-a-letter-from/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3af/jeremy-clarkson-2634_bike_i-was-reading-the-mirror-the-other-day-a_672444.jpg) > [Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. It's like making a hard core adult film, and then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/racing-cars-which-have-been-converted-for-road-use-never-really-work/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d38/jeremy-clarkson-2634_adults_racing-cars-which-have-been-converted-fo_1831648.jpg) > [Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job of steering while handling more than 170hp is like asking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/asking-the-front-wheels-of-a-car-to-do-their-normal-job-of-steering/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c52/jeremy-clarkson-2634_asking_asking-the-front-wheels-of-a-car-to-do-t_844416.jpg) > [You're a car, but most of all, what you are, what you've become, is a mate. And that's what makes a car…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/you-re-a-car-but-most-of-all-what-you-are-what-you-ve-become-is-a/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d1/jeremy-clarkson-2634_car_you-re-a-car-but-most-of-all-what-you-ar_2770664.jpg) > [Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/then-there-s-the-biggest-problem-of-them-all-the-problem-of-being-in/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bcb/jeremy-clarkson-2634_angela_then-there-s-the-biggest-problem-of-them_563035.jpg) > [ “\[A Bugatti Veyron is\] quite the most stunning piece of automotive engineering ever created…At a stroke then, the Veyron has rendered everything… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/a-bugatti-veyron-is-quite-the-most-stunning-piece-of-automotive/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c6d/jeremy-clarkson-2634_automobile_a-bugatti-veyron-is-quite-the-most-stunn_2682683.jpg) > [It’s what non-car people don’t get. They see all cars as just a ton and a half, two tons of wires, glass,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/it-s-what-non-car-people-don-t-get-they-see-all-cars-as-just-a-ton/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f20/jeremy-clarkson-2634_belief_it-s-what-non-car-people-don-t-get-they_2211971.jpg) ## Other authors on Car ## More by Jeremy Clarkson > [“I took ten days off and by 11 o’clock on the first morning I had drunk fourteen cups of coffee, read all the newspapers…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/i-took-ten-days-off-and-by-11-o-clock-on-the-first-morning-i-had/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) > [I dish the dirt out, and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it? In 20 years,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/i-dish-the-dirt-out-and-i-can-take-it-but-why-should-my-mother-and/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) > [This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/this-is-perfect-for-india-because-everyone-who-comes-here-gets-the/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) > [“Make no mistake, Concorde was an extraordinary technological achievement. Almost certainly, one of the greatest.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/make-no-mistake-concorde-was-an-extraordinary-technological/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) > [Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're about to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/telling-people-at-a-dinner-party-you-drive-a-nissan-almera-is-like/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) > [We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/we-all-know-that-small-cars-are-good-for-us-but-so-is-cod-liver-oil/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) > [“Lego, however, is always opened and then left lying around so adults have something to tread on when they are prowling around around the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/lego-however-is-always-opened-and-then-left-lying-around-so-adults/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) > [She can take a year to read something, whereas I like a book that becomes more important in my life that life itself. When…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/she-can-take-a-year-to-read-something-whereas-i-like-a-book-that/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) > [You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/you-know-what-i-distinctly-remember-my-boat-blew-up-and-i-was-killed/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) > [Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants a gun…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/because-drug-dealers-shoot-each-other-in-london-norfolk-farmers-can-t/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) > [“Three chums would find themselves at a loose end for whatever reason and would agree to travel together to foreign lands for the purposes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/three-chums-would-find-themselves-at-a-loose-end-for-whatever-reason/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) > [“and although the W came along in the tenth century, modern Germans still seem to manage perfectly well by using a V instead. Except…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/and-although-the-w-came-along-in-the-tenth-century-modern-germans/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) > [“It won’t be a volcano that ends man’s existence on this planet. It’ll be the no-win no-fee lawyers. They are the ones who brought…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/it-won-t-be-a-volcano-that-ends-man-s-existence-on-this-planet-it-ll/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) > [I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had somehow missed a plateful…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/i-wore-a-groove-in-the-kitchen-floor-with-endless-trips-to-the-fridge/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) > [All this health and safety talk is just killing me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/all-this-health-and-safety-talk-is-just-killing-me/) [Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/car/jeremy-clarkson/#itemlist", "name": "15 Car Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson", "numberOfItems": 15, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "[on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you are an onion, here's your car.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jeremy Clarkson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/on-the-bmw-x3-if-you-are-clinically-insane-by-which-i-mean-you-wake/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bf2/jeremy-clarkson-2634_bmw_on-the-bmw-x3-if-you-are-clinically-insa_677792.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bf2/jeremy-clarkson-2634_bmw_on-the-bmw-x3-if-you-are-clinically-insa_677792.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bf2/jeremy-clarkson-2634_bmw_on-the-bmw-x3-if-you-are-clinically-insa_677792.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“[on the BMW X3] If you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you are…” — Jeremy Clarkson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "We all know that small cars are good for us. 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