--- title: "28 Car Quotes By Jay Leno" description: "28 Car quotes by Jay Leno. Plus more from Jay Leno and more Car sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03c/jay-leno-210_car_if-you-restore-a-car-and-you-re-making-m_252.png" --- > [If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/if-you-restore-a-car-and-you-re-making-money-then-you-re-doing-it/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03c/jay-leno-210_car_if-you-restore-a-car-and-you-re-making-m_252.png) > [If any job should give you a company car, it's the car bomb business.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/if-any-job-should-give-you-a-company-car-it-s-the-car-bomb-business/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f8c/jay-leno-210_bomb_if-any-job-should-give-you-a-company-car_2375035.png) > [I believe engineers will save the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-believe-engineers-will-save-the-world/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d26/jay-leno-210_believe_i-believe-engineers-will-save-the-world_2282656.png) > [Regulations force people to do better.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/regulations-force-people-to-do-better/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/301/jay-leno-210_better_regulations-force-people-to-do-better-26_2601090.png) > [Anybody who gives their car to a valet isn't a car guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/anybody-who-gives-their-car-to-a-valet-isn-t-a-car-guy/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ae1/jay-leno-210_car_anybody-who-gives-their-car-to-a-valet-i_1834301.png) > [We should make politicians dress like race car drivers -- when they get money, make them wear the company logos on their…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/we-should-make-politicians-dress-like-race-car-drivers-when-they-get/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b9e/jay-leno-210_business_we-should-make-politicians-dress-like-ra_2616716.png) > [When you fix something with your hands it gives you a sense of accomplishment and a sense of self worth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/when-you-fix-something-with-your-hands-it-gives-you-a-sense-of/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b8e/jay-leno-210_accomplishment_when-you-fix-something-with-your-hands-i_1824685.png) > [When you work with your hands, you learn to appreciate how easy it is to earn money talking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/when-you-work-with-your-hands-you-learn-to-appreciate-how-easy-it-is/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e61/jay-leno-210_appreciate_when-you-work-with-your-hands-you-learn_772621.png) > [Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/scientists-say-they-have-developed-a-car-that-can-run-on-water-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/670/jay-leno-210_car_scientists-say-they-have-developed-a-car_1122867.png) > [If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/if-there-isn-t-a-parking-space-out-front-or-i-can-t-see-my-car-from/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f0d/jay-leno-210_car_if-there-isn-t-a-parking-space-out-front_2548631.png) > [Nissan is designing a car that will read the driver's mind. I already know what I'm going to do. I want a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/nissan-is-designing-a-car-that-will-read-the-driver-s-mind-i-already/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c4d/jay-leno-210_car_nissan-is-designing-a-car-that-will-read_1001684.png) > [Show business is like Champagne. You'll appreciate it more if you don't drink it everyday](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/show-business-is-like-champagne-you-ll-appreciate-it-more-if-you-don/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a7/jay-leno-210_appreciate_show-business-is-like-champagne-you-ll-a_1753043.png) > [The car was the iPhone of the 20th century. Kids these days don't have to drive anymore. They just go there virtually.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-car-was-the-iphone-of-the-20th-century-kids-these-days-don-t-have/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a36/jay-leno-210_20th-century_the-car-was-the-iphone-of-the-20th-centu_1415122.png) > [I like cars that are ahead of their times, and that were noble failures because they were built to a higher standard…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-like-cars-that-are-ahead-of-their-times-and-that-were-noble/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/54b/jay-leno-210_built_i-like-cars-that-are-ahead-of-their-time_782032.png) > [It seems that researchers at Colorado University say wine may help people lose weight. It's not the wine directly that causes the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/it-seems-that-researchers-at-colorado-university-say-wine-may-help/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f00/jay-leno-210_car_it-seems-that-researchers-at-colorado-un_3134813.jpg) > [If it turns out that the Mayans are right and the world is going to end, you know what this means? Lindsay…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/if-it-turns-out-that-the-mayans-are-right-and-the-world-is-going-to/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef9/jay-leno-210_brain_if-it-turns-out-that-the-mayans-are-righ_319598.jpg) > [Scientists in Australia are working on making biodegradable car parts out of hemp. This might get confusing. When someone says, roll up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/scientists-in-australia-are-working-on-making-biodegradable-car-parts/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c75/jay-leno-210_australia_scientists-in-australia-are-working-on-m_3002979.png) > [Jesse Jackson was involved in a three-car crash this weekend. I understand that no one was hurt, but I understand that two…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/jesse-jackson-was-involved-in-a-three-car-crash-this-weekend-i/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b09/jay-leno-210_car_jesse-jackson-was-involved-in-a-three-ca_1610867.png) > [So, it's pretty crazy. Look, we're bailing out Wall Street, we're bailing out banks, we're bailing out car companies. In fact, did…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/so-it-s-pretty-crazy-look-we-re-bailing-out-wall-street-we-re-bailing/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/74e/jay-leno-210_bailing-out_so-it-s-pretty-crazy-look-we-re-bailing_1070817.jpg) > [Folks, we're starting to learn more and more about that man arrested in the New York SUV car bombing case. His name…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/folks-we-re-starting-to-learn-more-and-more-about-that-man-arrested/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e3/jay-leno-210_arrested_folks-we-re-starting-to-learn-more-and-m_652721.jpg) > [If you're a car salesman, and someone says "This is a terrible car, I'm not buying it," it doesn't mean they hate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/if-you-re-a-car-salesman-and-someone-says-this-is-a-terrible-car-i-m/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac4/jay-leno-210_buying_if-you-re-a-car-salesman-and-someone-say_939110.png) > [I was born the day I got my license. When I was a kid, if I wanted to go somewhere and see…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-was-born-the-day-i-got-my-license-when-i-was-a-kid-if-i-wanted-to/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b22/jay-leno-210_born_i-was-born-the-day-i-got-my-license-when_673468.png) > [ Corporations complained about \[safety\] regulations, but let's face it, people walk away from accidents now that would have killed them when I… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/corporations-complained-about-safety-regulations-but-let-s-face-it/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8fc/jay-leno-210_accidents_corporations-complained-about-safety-reg_1659752.png) > [A survey has shown that the average man has had sex in a car 15 times. Something to keep in mind next…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/a-survey-has-shown-that-the-average-man-has-had-sex-in-a-car-15-times/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cb1/jay-leno-210_average_a-survey-has-shown-that-the-average-man_619410.png) > [Whitney Houston rear-ended a city bus with her sports car, but no one was hurt. She said she didn't know what happened.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/whitney-houston-rear-ended-a-city-bus-with-her-sports-car-but-no-one/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d86/jay-leno-210_bigs_whitney-houston-rear-ended-a-city-bus-wi_1629099.png) > [US officials have now approved the first anti-obesity drug for dogs. I'm no a veterinarian, but if your dog is over eating,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/us-officials-have-now-approved-the-first-anti-obesity-drug-for-dogs-i/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f5d/jay-leno-210_approved_us-officials-have-now-approved-the-first_2890874.png) > [ Today, you get better performance from a Ford Focus than a Ferrari from the mid-70s. \[The Focus\] is just as fast and… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/today-you-get-better-performance-from-a-ford-focus-than-a-ferrari/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a6a/jay-leno-210_car_today-you-get-better-performance-from-a_2545093.png) > [But the good news, the crime rate is down. Isn't that amazing? Less banks are being robbed. Well, sure. A, there's less…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/but-the-good-news-the-crime-rate-is-down-isn-t-that-amazing-less/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f62/jay-leno-210_car_but-the-good-news-the-crime-rate-is-down_1013618.png) ## Other authors on Car ## More by Jay Leno > [If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/if-you-restore-a-car-and-you-re-making-money-then-you-re-doing-it/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/bush-reiterated-his-stand-to-conservatives-opposing-his-decision-on/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/michael-jackson-has-a-new-baby-boy-no-word-yet-who-the-father-is/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/there-is-a-nationwide-shortage-of-drugs-for-attention-deficit/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [“Leno said the rainy weather in California "couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Today was the day NBC was supposed to burn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/leno-said-the-rainy-weather-in-california-couldn-t-have-come-at-a/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/donald-trump-said-he-will-not-decide-about-a-possible-run-for-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/american-forces-in-iraq-found-650-million-in-american-cash-sealed-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-wanted-to-have-a-career-in-sports-when-i-was-young-but-i-had-to/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/texas-gov-rick-perry-referred-to-the-mexican-city-of-juarez-as-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/you-can-tell-you-ate-too-much-for-thanksgiving-when-you-have-to-let/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-mayans-have-predicted-the-world-is-supposed-to-end-on-december-21/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-globe-reports-that-north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-il-raises-money/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/here-is-your-government-at-work-a-congressman-from-colorado-said-he/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/jack-abramoff-is-going-to-testify-against-some-of-the-other-weasels/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Tomorrow, America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, will drop the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. Right afterwards, she'll get out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/tomorrow-america-s-most-famous-hockey-mom-sarah-palin-will-drop-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/car/jay-leno/#itemlist", "name": "28 Car Quotes By Jay Leno", "numberOfItems": 28, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jay Leno" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/if-you-restore-a-car-and-you-re-making-money-then-you-re-doing-it/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/03c/jay-leno-210_car_if-you-restore-a-car-and-you-re-making-m_252.png", "contentUrl": 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