--- title: "24 Car Quotes By Janet Evanovich" description: "24 Car quotes by Janet Evanovich. Plus more from Janet Evanovich and more Car sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ad/janet-evanovich-291_car_i-have-bad-car-juju-stephanie-plum-20941_2094131.png" --- > [I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-have-bad-car-juju-stephanie-plum/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ad/janet-evanovich-291_car_i-have-bad-car-juju-stephanie-plum-20941_2094131.png) > [It's the twenty-first century." I told Tank. "Women drive." "Only in my bed," Tank said. "Never in my car.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/it-s-the-twenty-first-century-i-told-tank-women-drive-only-in-my-bed/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e62/janet-evanovich-291_bed_it-s-the-twenty-first-century-i-told-tan_866778.png) > [I don't know much about cars," Joyce said, "but I think someone took my engine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-don-t-know-much-about-cars-joyce-said-but-i-think-someone-took-my/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/326/janet-evanovich-291_car_i-don-t-know-much-about-cars-joyce-said_2052368.png) > [Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/looks-like-you-re-on-a-roll-this-is-the-second-car-you-ve-toasted/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/36e/janet-evanovich-291_car_looks-like-you-re-on-a-roll-this-is-the_2375025.png) > [Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/suppose-i-lay-down-on-the-pavement-and-you-run-over-me-a-few-times/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f1b/janet-evanovich-291_car_suppose-i-lay-down-on-the-pavement-and-y_491216.png) > [I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-d-hate-to-list-our-specialties-wreck-cars-eat-doughnuts-create/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c6/janet-evanovich-291_car_i-d-hate-to-list-our-specialties-wreck-c_2714314.png) > [Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/jesus-morelli-you-sound-like-you-have-pms-you-have-to-learn-to/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a16/janet-evanovich-291_alarm_jesus-morelli-you-sound-like-you-have-pm_1996533.jpg) > [Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/truth-is-i-think-naked-men-are-kind-of-strange-looking-what-with/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9da/janet-evanovich-291_car_truth-is-i-think-naked-men-are-kind-of-s_1570285.jpg) > [My father was in the kitchen putting a new washer in the kitchen faucet. He looked relieved to see Morelli standing in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/my-father-was-in-the-kitchen-putting-a-new-washer-in-the-kitchen/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a8/janet-evanovich-291_butchers_my-father-was-in-the-kitchen-putting-a-n_1473838.png) > [I felt my cell phone buzz, and I looked at the screen. Ranger. “Your GPS just went blank,” Ranger said when I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-felt-my-cell-phone-buzz-and-i-looked-at-the-screen-ranger-your-gps/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8df/janet-evanovich-291_beats_i-felt-my-cell-phone-buzz-and-i-looked-a_226067.png) > [Some men go a lifetime and never have their kid blow up a car, but I have a daughter who's knocked off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/some-men-go-a-lifetime-and-never-have-their-kid-blow-up-a-car-but-i/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/da7/janet-evanovich-291_blow_some-men-go-a-lifetime-and-never-have-th_1109963.png) > [Did you take Joyce's engine?' 'My instructions were to disable the car, but one of the men bet Hal a burger he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/did-you-take-joyce-s-engine-my-instructions-were-to-disable-the-car/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5fc/janet-evanovich-291_burgers_did-you-take-joyce-s-engine-my-instructi_444478.png) > [Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/mooner-was-walking-around-laying-his-hands-on-the-cars-divining-karma/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89b/janet-evanovich-291_angel_mooner-was-walking-around-laying-his-han_8727.png) > [I hung my head. Ranger was next on the list. “Yo,” Ranger said when he answered. “Small problem.” “No kidding. Your car…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-hung-my-head-ranger-was-next-on-the-list-yo-ranger-said-when-he/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43c/janet-evanovich-291_babe_i-hung-my-head-ranger-was-next-on-the-li_2067764.jpg) > [I pulled into the Grand Union parking lot and drove to the end of the mall where the bank was located. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-pulled-into-the-grand-union-parking-lot-and-drove-to-the-end-of-the/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/caa/janet-evanovich-291_alarms_i-pulled-into-the-grand-union-parking-lo_1436454.png) > [Sorry about Bender," Lula said, letting the Trans Am idle at the curb. "Maybe we could tell Vinnie he died. We could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/sorry-about-bender-lula-said-letting-the-trans-am-idle-at-the-curb/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8aa/janet-evanovich-291_bangs_sorry-about-bender-lula-said-letting-the_2617587.jpg) > [It was Lorraine in her nightie and Mo in his cap. They'd just settled their brains for a long winter's nap in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/it-was-lorraine-in-her-nightie-and-mo-in-his-cap-they-d-just-settled/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a90/janet-evanovich-291_brain_it-was-lorraine-in-her-nightie-and-mo-in_1555595.png) > [Ranger cradled my face in his hands, using his thumbs to wipe the tears from my eyes. "The ceremony is over. Can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/ranger-cradled-my-face-in-his-hands-using-his-thumbs-to-wipe-the/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7fd/janet-evanovich-291_all-kinds_ranger-cradled-my-face-in-his-hands-usin_123053.jpg) > [One of the men gave Butch a bunch of volts with a stun gun. The Rangeman didn’t move fast enough, and Butch…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/one-of-the-men-gave-butch-a-bunch-of-volts-with-a-stun-gun-the/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b5a/janet-evanovich-291_ankles_one-of-the-men-gave-butch-a-bunch-of-vol_1201609.jpg) > [That’s nice of you, but it’s not necessary to loan me a car.” “I loan you cars all the time.” “And I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/that-s-nice-of-you-but-it-s-not-necessary-to-loan-me-a-car-i-loan-you/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e18/janet-evanovich-291_car_that-s-nice-of-you-but-it-s-not-necessar_1623331.png) > [I'm sorry about your Porsche." "I can replace the Porsche. I can't replace you. You need to be more careful." I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-m-sorry-about-your-porsche-i-can-replace-the-porsche-i-can-t/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/021/janet-evanovich-291_babe_i-m-sorry-about-your-porsche-i-can-repla_869262.jpg) > [“Babe, you’ve destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy’s nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/babe-you-ve-destroyed-a-car-burned-down-two-buildings-stapled-a-guy-s/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f12/janet-evanovich-291_babe_babe-you-ve-destroyed-a-car-burned-down_1344382.png) > [Why do you give me cars?" "It's fun," Ranger said."And it keeps you safe. Do you want to know why keeping you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/why-do-you-give-me-cars-it-s-fun-ranger-said-and-it-keeps-you-safe-do/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/de6/janet-evanovich-291_car_why-do-you-give-me-cars-it-s-fun-ranger_2122606.jpg) > [Thats what her cars do," Lula said. "They explode. But I gotta tell you this was the best. This here's the first…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/thats-what-her-cars-do-lula-said-they-explode-but-i-gotta-tell-you/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/102/janet-evanovich-291_car_thats-what-her-cars-do-lula-said-they-ex_2929220.png) ## Other authors on Car ## More by Janet Evanovich > [“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/his-pager-beeped-and-he-looked-at-the-readout-i-have-to-get-back-to/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/you-gonna-take-the-case-it-s-not-a-case-it-s-a-missing-person-sort-of/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/are-we-fighting-i-asked-morelli-no-were-discussing-are-you-sure-am-i/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/changed-expression-wariness-maybe-i-felt-a-body-move-so-close-it-was/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-need-to-look-like-an-idiot-at-least-twice-a-day-to-keep-myself/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/mooner-was-walking-around-laying-his-hands-on-the-cars-divining-karma/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/ranger-was-waiting-he-was-dressed-in-black-slacks-a-form-fitting/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-guessed-my-mother-figured-if-my-father-got-right-down-to-the-task/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/you-can-get-through-very-serious-and-sometimes-horrible-and-sometimes/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/way-back-before-the-alex-barnaby-series-was-first-published-we-were/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [I made a choice that I was not going to be a pretentious writer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-made-a-choice-that-i-was-not-going-to-be-a-pretentious-writer/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/he-wears-jeans-untucked-shirts-and-a-glock-19-and-he-has-a-big-shaggy/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [I write to entertain. When people read one of my books I want them to finish with a smile on their faces, feeling a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-write-to-entertain-when-people-read-one-of-my-books-i-want-them-to/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [“I hate shopping for clothes," Kate said. "I liked when I was in the military and all I needed was camouflage gear." "Shopping can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-hate-shopping-for-clothes-kate-said-i-liked-when-i-was-in-the/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) > [“I’m told there’s a paint specialist in Denver who does wonderful work,” Judy said. “I’ve started a GoFundMe page for Mr. Murphy.” “That’s a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-m-told-there-s-a-paint-specialist-in-denver-who-does-wonderful-work/) [Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/car/janet-evanovich/#itemlist", "name": "24 Car Quotes By Janet Evanovich", "numberOfItems": 24, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I have bad car juju.\" -Stephanie Plum", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Janet Evanovich" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-have-bad-car-juju-stephanie-plum/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ad/janet-evanovich-291_car_i-have-bad-car-juju-stephanie-plum-20941_2094131.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ad/janet-evanovich-291_car_i-have-bad-car-juju-stephanie-plum-20941_2094131.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ad/janet-evanovich-291_car_i-have-bad-car-juju-stephanie-plum-20941_2094131.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I have bad car juju.\" -Stephanie Plum” — Janet Evanovich", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "It's the twenty-first century.\" I told Tank. \"Women drive.\" \"Only in my bed,\" Tank said. \"Never in my car.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Janet Evanovich" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/it-s-the-twenty-first-century-i-told-tank-women-drive-only-in-my-bed/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e62/janet-evanovich-291_bed_it-s-the-twenty-first-century-i-told-tan_866778.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e62/janet-evanovich-291_bed_it-s-the-twenty-first-century-i-told-tan_866778.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e62/janet-evanovich-291_bed_it-s-the-twenty-first-century-i-told-tan_866778.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“It's the twenty-first century.\" I told Tank. \"Women drive.\" \"Only in my bed,\" Tank said. \"Never in my car.” — Janet Evanovich", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I don't know much about cars,\" Joyce said, \"but I think someone took my engine.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Janet Evanovich" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-don-t-know-much-about-cars-joyce-said-but-i-think-someone-took-my/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/326/janet-evanovich-291_car_i-don-t-know-much-about-cars-joyce-said_2052368.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/326/janet-evanovich-291_car_i-don-t-know-much-about-cars-joyce-said_2052368.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/326/janet-evanovich-291_car_i-don-t-know-much-about-cars-joyce-said_2052368.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I don't know much about cars,\" Joyce said, \"but I think someone took my engine.” — Janet Evanovich", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Looks like you're on a roll. 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I guess it's another one of those car crash experiences, where you feel compelled to look even if you know you'll be horrified.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Janet Evanovich" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/truth-is-i-think-naked-men-are-kind-of-strange-looking-what-with/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9da/janet-evanovich-291_car_truth-is-i-think-naked-men-are-kind-of-s_1570285.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9da/janet-evanovich-291_car_truth-is-i-think-naked-men-are-kind-of-s_1570285.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9da/janet-evanovich-291_car_truth-is-i-think-naked-men-are-kind-of-s_1570285.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose…” — Janet Evanovich", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My father was in the kitchen putting a new washer in the kitchen faucet. 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Ranger was next on the list. “Yo,” Ranger said when he answered. “Small problem.” “No kidding. Your car just went off the screen.” “It sort of burned up.” Silence. “And you know that keypad you gave me? It was in the car.” “Babe.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Janet Evanovich" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-hung-my-head-ranger-was-next-on-the-list-yo-ranger-said-when-he/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43c/janet-evanovich-291_babe_i-hung-my-head-ranger-was-next-on-the-li_2067764.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43c/janet-evanovich-291_babe_i-hung-my-head-ranger-was-next-on-the-li_2067764.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43c/janet-evanovich-291_babe_i-hung-my-head-ranger-was-next-on-the-li_2067764.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I hung my head. 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