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title: "5 Car Breaks Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/i-don-t-know-how-to-fix-a-car-if-the-car-breaks-down-and-the-gas-tank/)

[Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed3/mitch-hedberg-695_aka_i-don-t-know-how-to-fix-a-car-if-the-car_49697.png)

> [A lot of money eliminates a category of worry. If your car breaks down, youre still going to get through the day.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-david/a-lot-of-money-eliminates-a-category-of-worry-if-your-car-breaks-down/)

[Gary David](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-david/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e4/gary-david-93280_break_a-lot-of-money-eliminates-a-category-of_464933.jpg)

> [Your car breaks down in the middle of the night. It's raining. It's cold. And you have to change the tire of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eckhart-tolle/your-car-breaks-down-in-the-middle-of-the-night-it-s-raining-it-s/)

[Eckhart Tolle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eckhart-tolle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/050/eckhart-tolle-81_acceptance_your-car-breaks-down-in-the-middle-of-th_1701087.jpg)

> [“Don’t leave me with her. What if her car breaks down, she’s a killer, or she brushes her teeth with mayonnaise?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/don-t-leave-me-with-her-what-if-her-car-breaks-down-she-s-a-killer-or/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/297/jarod-kintz-2_quote_don-t-leave-me-with-her-what-if-her-car_2130327.jpg)

> [A lot of money eliminates a category of worry. If your car breaks down, you're still going to get through the day.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-david-goldberg/a-lot-of-money-eliminates-a-category-of-worry-if-your-car-breaks-down-2/)

[Gary David Goldberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-david-goldberg/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/982/gary-david-goldberg-36996_before_a-lot-of-money-eliminates-a-category-of_3083246.jpg)

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