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title: "2 Candy Mom Quotes by 2 authors"
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> [And this must be Avery?" "Oh, God, no," Cam said. "This is Candy, Mom." His mother's eyes widened and a bit of color infused her cheeks. "Uh, I'm..." "I'm Avery," I said, shooting Cam a look. "You had it right."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-lynn/and-this-must-be-avery-oh-god-no-cam-said-this-is-candy-mom-his/)

[J. Lynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-lynn/)

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> [I grew up in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio, in the early '90s, and hospitals and doctor's offices offered to x-ray candy. I was 7 or 8. The day after Halloween, my brother and I were sorting all of our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cory-michael-smith/i-grew-up-in-a-suburb-of-columbus-ohio-in-the-early-90s-and-hospitals/)

[Cory Michael Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cory-michael-smith/)

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