--- title: "14 Candidates Quotes By Jay Leno" description: "14 Candidates quotes by Jay Leno. Plus more from Jay Leno and more Candidates sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d9a/jay-leno-210_candidates_if-god-had-wanted-us-to-vote-he-would-ha_799547.png" --- > [If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/if-god-had-wanted-us-to-vote-he-would-have-given-us-candidates/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d9a/jay-leno-210_candidates_if-god-had-wanted-us-to-vote-he-would-ha_799547.png) > [Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry came down pretty hard on fellow candidate Howard Dean this weekend. After Dean misspoke several times, Kerry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/democratic-presidential-candidate-john-kerry-came-down-pretty-hard-on/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/670/jay-leno-210_candidates_democratic-presidential-candidate-john-k_1707056.jpg) > [When a candidate walks away from a reality show, that's when you know they're serious about being president of the United States.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/when-a-candidate-walks-away-from-a-reality-show-that-s-when-you-know/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/561/jay-leno-210_candidate_when-a-candidate-walks-away-from-a-reali_2572531.png) > [They say John Kerry is the first Democratic presidential candidate in history to raise $50 million in a three-month period. Actually, that's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/they-say-john-kerry-is-the-first-democratic-presidential-candidate-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d7/jay-leno-210_candidates_they-say-john-kerry-is-the-first-democra_945293.png) > [The Boston Globe is reporting that Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry used to date actress Morgan Fairchild but it didn't work out.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-boston-globe-is-reporting-that-democratic-presidential-candidate/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c16/jay-leno-210_actresses_the-boston-globe-is-reporting-that-democ_1899546.png) > [Today the Secretary of State said that of the 247 candidates, so far 115 of them have been certified. How embarrassing is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/today-the-secretary-of-state-said-that-of-the-247-candidates-so-far/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77b/jay-leno-210_candidates_today-the-secretary-of-state-said-that-o_2886945.png) > [Tonight the Republican presidential candidates had a big debate, 10 candidates. The last time that many rich white guys got together, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/tonight-the-republican-presidential-candidates-had-a-big-debate-10/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d2/jay-leno-210_bigs_tonight-the-republican-presidential-cand_2871283.png) > [Tonight was the CNN primary debate with the four remaining candidates. It was kind of a change for Newt Gingrich. Usually when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/tonight-was-the-cnn-primary-debate-with-the-four-remaining-candidates/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/440/jay-leno-210_arguing_tonight-was-the-cnn-primary-debate-with_742561.png) > [Elections officials here in California are concerned that having 247 candidates would require a ballot so long it would be difficult to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/elections-officials-here-in-california-are-concerned-that-having-247/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c50/jay-leno-210_ballot_elections-officials-here-in-california-a_935232.jpg) > [John Kerry is recovering nicely after having prostate surgery. But the doctors did tell him it would be several months before he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/john-kerry-is-recovering-nicely-after-having-prostate-surgery-but-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/468/jay-leno-210_active_john-kerry-is-recovering-nicely-after-ha_797090.jpg) > [The New York Times is reporting that back in the '60s, presidential candidate Howard Dean used a letter from a doctor about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-new-york-times-is-reporting-that-back-in-the-60s-presidential/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/222/jay-leno-210_bills_the-new-york-times-is-reporting-that-bac_2338498.png) > [Hillary Clinton's opponent in the U.S. Senate race, the Republican she's going to be running against, has been married three times, had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/hillary-clinton-s-opponent-in-the-u-s-senate-race-the-republican-she/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0dd/jay-leno-210_affair_hillary-clinton-s-opponent-in-the-u-s-se_54564.png) > [In a new issue of Esquire magazine, they revealed that before he was married to Teresa Heinz, Senator John Kerry dated Morgan…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/in-a-new-issue-of-esquire-magazine-they-revealed-that-before-he-was/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/430/jay-leno-210_candidates_in-a-new-issue-of-esquire-magazine-they_1752528.jpg) > [Everyone is so concerned now where all of the candidates are born. McCain was born on a military base in Panama. Hillary…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/everyone-is-so-concerned-now-where-all-of-the-candidates-are-born/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac4/jay-leno-210_barack_everyone-is-so-concerned-now-where-all-o_2490744.png) ## Other authors on Candidates ## More by Jay Leno > [If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/if-you-restore-a-car-and-you-re-making-money-then-you-re-doing-it/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/bush-reiterated-his-stand-to-conservatives-opposing-his-decision-on/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/michael-jackson-has-a-new-baby-boy-no-word-yet-who-the-father-is/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/there-is-a-nationwide-shortage-of-drugs-for-attention-deficit/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [“Leno said the rainy weather in California "couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Today was the day NBC was supposed to burn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/leno-said-the-rainy-weather-in-california-couldn-t-have-come-at-a/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/donald-trump-said-he-will-not-decide-about-a-possible-run-for-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/american-forces-in-iraq-found-650-million-in-american-cash-sealed-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-wanted-to-have-a-career-in-sports-when-i-was-young-but-i-had-to/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/texas-gov-rick-perry-referred-to-the-mexican-city-of-juarez-as-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/you-can-tell-you-ate-too-much-for-thanksgiving-when-you-have-to-let/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-mayans-have-predicted-the-world-is-supposed-to-end-on-december-21/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-globe-reports-that-north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-il-raises-money/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/here-is-your-government-at-work-a-congressman-from-colorado-said-he/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/jack-abramoff-is-going-to-testify-against-some-of-the-other-weasels/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Tomorrow, America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, will drop the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. Right afterwards, she'll get out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/tomorrow-america-s-most-famous-hockey-mom-sarah-palin-will-drop-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/candidates/jay-leno/#itemlist", "name": "14 Candidates Quotes By Jay Leno", "numberOfItems": 14, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jay Leno" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/if-god-had-wanted-us-to-vote-he-would-have-given-us-candidates/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d9a/jay-leno-210_candidates_if-god-had-wanted-us-to-vote-he-would-ha_799547.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d9a/jay-leno-210_candidates_if-god-had-wanted-us-to-vote-he-would-ha_799547.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d9a/jay-leno-210_candidates_if-god-had-wanted-us-to-vote-he-would-ha_799547.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.” — Jay Leno", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry came down pretty hard on fellow candidate Howard Dean this weekend. 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Apparently she couldn't handle dating someone with bigger hair then she had.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jay Leno" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-boston-globe-is-reporting-that-democratic-presidential-candidate/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c16/jay-leno-210_actresses_the-boston-globe-is-reporting-that-democ_1899546.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c16/jay-leno-210_actresses_the-boston-globe-is-reporting-that-democ_1899546.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c16/jay-leno-210_actresses_the-boston-globe-is-reporting-that-democ_1899546.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The Boston Globe is reporting that Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry used to date actress Morgan…” — Jay Leno", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 6, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Today the Secretary of State said that of the 247 candidates, so far 115 of them have been certified. How embarrassing is that? Imagine if you were turned down because you didn't meet the high standards set by Larry Flynt and Gallagher.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jay Leno" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/today-the-secretary-of-state-said-that-of-the-247-candidates-so-far/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77b/jay-leno-210_candidates_today-the-secretary-of-state-said-that-o_2886945.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77b/jay-leno-210_candidates_today-the-secretary-of-state-said-that-o_2886945.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77b/jay-leno-210_candidates_today-the-secretary-of-state-said-that-o_2886945.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Today the Secretary of State said that of the 247 candidates, so far 115 of them have been certified. 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The last time that many rich white guys got together, I think Exxon merged with Mobil.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jay Leno" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/tonight-the-republican-presidential-candidates-had-a-big-debate-10/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d2/jay-leno-210_bigs_tonight-the-republican-presidential-cand_2871283.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d2/jay-leno-210_bigs_tonight-the-republican-presidential-cand_2871283.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d2/jay-leno-210_bigs_tonight-the-republican-presidential-cand_2871283.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Tonight the Republican presidential candidates had a big debate, 10 candidates. 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Usually when he's arguing with three people at once, it's his wife, his ex-wife, and his mistress.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jay Leno" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/tonight-was-the-cnn-primary-debate-with-the-four-remaining-candidates/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/440/jay-leno-210_arguing_tonight-was-the-cnn-primary-debate-with_742561.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/440/jay-leno-210_arguing_tonight-was-the-cnn-primary-debate-with_742561.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/440/jay-leno-210_arguing_tonight-was-the-cnn-primary-debate-with_742561.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Tonight was the CNN primary debate with the four remaining candidates. It was kind of a change for Newt…” — Jay Leno", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Elections officials here in California are concerned that having 247 candidates would require a ballot so long it would be difficult to count. Today in Florida they said, 'What? You count the ballots?'", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jay Leno" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/elections-officials-here-in-california-are-concerned-that-having-247/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c50/jay-leno-210_ballot_elections-officials-here-in-california-a_935232.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c50/jay-leno-210_ballot_elections-officials-here-in-california-a_935232.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c50/jay-leno-210_ballot_elections-officials-here-in-california-a_935232.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Elections officials here in California are concerned that having 247 candidates would require a ballot so…” — Jay Leno", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 10, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "John Kerry is recovering nicely after having prostate surgery. But the doctors did tell him it would be several months before he could be sexually active again. All the other Democratic candidates have been very supportive. Joe Lieberman called to wish him the best. The Rev. Al Sharpton called to offer prayers. Former President Bill Clinton called Mrs. Kerry and asked if she was lonely.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jay Leno" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/john-kerry-is-recovering-nicely-after-having-prostate-surgery-but-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/468/jay-leno-210_active_john-kerry-is-recovering-nicely-after-ha_797090.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/468/jay-leno-210_active_john-kerry-is-recovering-nicely-after-ha_797090.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/468/jay-leno-210_active_john-kerry-is-recovering-nicely-after-ha_797090.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“John Kerry is recovering nicely after having prostate surgery. But the doctors did tell him it would be…” — Jay Leno", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The New York Times is reporting that back in the '60s, presidential candidate Howard Dean used a letter from a doctor about a back condition to keep himself out of the draft in Vietnam and then spent 10 months skiing. Well it sounds like he's done the impossible. 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