--- title: "7 Candidates Quotes By David Letterman" description: "7 Candidates quotes by David Letterman. Plus more from David Letterman and more Candidates sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77a/david-letterman-378_candidates_congratulations-to-saddam-hussein-on-bei_694126.jpg" --- > [Congratulations to Saddam Hussein on being elected to another seven-year term. It was very close. He received 99 percent of the vote,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/congratulations-to-saddam-hussein-on-being-elected-to-another-seven/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77a/david-letterman-378_candidates_congratulations-to-saddam-hussein-on-bei_694126.jpg) > [New Republican Presidential candidate Jon Huntsman is fluent in Chinese. In a short period of time the Republicans have come quite a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/new-republican-presidential-candidate-jon-huntsman-is-fluent-in/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/729/david-letterman-378_candidates_new-republican-presidential-candidate-jo_904214.jpg) > [Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential candidate, is going to fight Evander Holyfield for charity. I hope they save some of that money…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/mitt-romney-two-time-republican-presidential-candidate-is-going-to/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/acb/david-letterman-378_candidates_mitt-romney-two-time-republican-presiden_1062566.jpg) > [Have you seen these Republican presidential candidates? I bet Obama is sorry now that he spent all that money on the new…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/have-you-seen-these-republican-presidential-candidates-i-bet-obama-is/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a5/david-letterman-378_birth_have-you-seen-these-republican-president_1287662.jpg) > [The candidates at the Republican debate looked like a town council that was outlawing dancing. They looked like a board of directors…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/the-candidates-at-the-republican-debate-looked-like-a-town-council/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/853/david-letterman-378_board-of-directors_the-candidates-at-the-republican-debate_1835092.jpg) > [Presidential candidate Howard Dean is now being attacked for dodging the draft. I never knew this about the guy - but now…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/presidential-candidate-howard-dean-is-now-being-attacked-for-dodging/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/71e/david-letterman-378_candidates_presidential-candidate-howard-dean-is-no_2320875.jpg) > [Bronco Rick Perry is the first candidate I've ever heard say he's not doing well because he's sleepy. You know, we criticized…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/bronco-rick-perry-is-the-first-candidate-i-ve-ever-heard-say-he-s-not/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/206/david-letterman-378_broncos_bronco-rick-perry-is-the-first-candidate_2365792.jpg) ## Other authors on Candidates ## More by David Letterman > [Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/two-things-you-need-to-know-about-taxes-they-ve-extended-the-deadline/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/you-know-kim-jong-un-the-evil-dictator-of-north-korea-apparently-a/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [It's the first day of spring. That means this weekend I'll take down my Christmas lights.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/it-s-the-first-day-of-spring-that-means-this-weekend-i-ll-take-down/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [There are a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/there-are-a-lot-of-new-york-city-thanksgiving-traditions-for-example/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/i-can-hardly-wait-until-donald-trump-announces-his-celebrity-cabinet/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/experts-say-this-global-warming-is-serious-and-they-are-predicting/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/we-make-a-lot-of-fun-at-president-clinton-s-expense-but-this/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/i-m-worried-about-john-kerry-he-s-so-confident-now-that-he-s-already/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [“There is no off position on the genius”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/there-is-no-off-position-on-the-genius/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/i-vote-democrat-because-i-m-way-too-irresponsible-to-own-a-gun-and-i/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [Do I think there is a heaven? Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/do-i-think-there-is-a-heaven-uh-yeah-i-do-like-a-really-big-gymnasium/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/if-it-wasn-t-for-coffee-i-d-have-no-discernible-personality-at-all/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [Well, we're just a couple of weeks from new President Barack Obama being sworn in. And he's been very busy naming a lot of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/well-we-re-just-a-couple-of-weeks-from-new-president-barack-obama/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/sometimes-when-you-look-in-his-eyes-you-get-the-feeling-that-someone/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) > [Prince William and Kate Middleton are in New York City. We have got to do something about immigration.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/prince-william-and-kate-middleton-are-in-new-york-city-we-have-got-to/) [David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/candidates/david-letterman/#itemlist", "name": "7 Candidates Quotes By David Letterman", "numberOfItems": 7, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Congratulations to Saddam Hussein on being elected to another seven-year term. It was very close. 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