--- title: "15 Candidates Quotes By Conan O'Brien" description: "15 Candidates quotes by Conan O'Brien. Plus more from Conan O'Brien and more Candidates sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f5/conan-o-brien-540_candidates_one-of-the-candidates-running-for-govern_1214335.png" --- > [One of the candidates running for governor is a 100-year-old woman. Yeah, the 100-year-old says she'd like to recall Governor Gray Davis,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/one-of-the-candidates-running-for-governor-is-a-100-year-old-woman/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f5/conan-o-brien-540_candidates_one-of-the-candidates-running-for-govern_1214335.png) > [Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/today-possible-presidential-candidate-donald-trump-released-his-birth/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a17/conan-o-brien-540_birth_today-possible-presidential-candidate-do_3061610.png) > [The head of the AFL-CIO endorsed John Kerry, saying, 'The time has come to come behind one man, one leader, one candidate.'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-head-of-the-afl-cio-endorsed-john-kerry-saying-the-time-has-come/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b6/conan-o-brien-540_afl_the-head-of-the-afl-cio-endorsed-john-ke_637542.png) > [The U.S. unemployment rate is the lowest it's been in nearly seven years. The job sector that has seen the most growth…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-u-s-unemployment-rate-is-the-lowest-it-s-been-in-nearly-seven/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c11/conan-o-brien-540_candidates_the-u-s-unemployment-rate-is-the-lowest_380364.png) > [Former President George W. Bush has hired a man to lead his presidential think tank in Dallas. The man was hired because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/former-president-george-w-bush-has-hired-a-man-to-lead-his/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c2/conan-o-brien-540_candidates_former-president-george-w-bush-has-hired_1986709.png) > [Lindsey Graham is now the seventh Republican running for president. If you're keeping score, that's basically one Republican candidate for every two…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/lindsey-graham-is-now-the-seventh-republican-running-for-president-if/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c54/conan-o-brien-540_candidates_lindsey-graham-is-now-the-seventh-republ_2582808.png) > [In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/in-new-york-we-had-primary-elections-for-mayor-to-improve-their/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eac/conan-o-brien-540_candidates_in-new-york-we-had-primary-elections-for_1845968.png) > [President Obama, by the way, has set a Guinness World Record as the fastest person to get a million Twitter followers. Obama…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/president-obama-by-the-way-has-set-a-guinness-world-record-as-the/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e3e/conan-o-brien-540_candidates_president-obama-by-the-way-has-set-a-gui_2650410.png) > [It has been reported that Rudolph Giuliani has trademarked the name 'Rudolph Giuliani' so other candidates can't use his name in negative…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/it-has-been-reported-that-rudolph-giuliani-has-trademarked-the-name/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/00e/conan-o-brien-540_ads_it-has-been-reported-that-rudolph-giulia_1832812.jpg) > [Political analysts are saying that as a candidate, Donald Trump is 'a totally unqualified nuisance.' In other words, he is a legitimate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/political-analysts-are-saying-that-as-a-candidate-donald-trump-is-a/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/966/conan-o-brien-540_analysts_political-analysts-are-saying-that-as-a_2715630.png) > [It's starting to look like Donald Trump may be a serious presidential candidate. If you're in my line of work, Trump running…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/it-s-starting-to-look-like-donald-trump-may-be-a-serious-presidential/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/541/conan-o-brien-540_candidates_it-s-starting-to-look-like-donald-trump_1285719.png) > [Presidential candidate Donald Trump had a meeting with Ted Cruz. He said he does not know why he agreed to fly to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/presidential-candidate-donald-trump-had-a-meeting-with-ted-cruz-he/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/562/conan-o-brien-540_candidates_presidential-candidate-donald-trump-had_2757451.png) > [In an interview, former vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan said he does not have a racist bone in his body. However, he admitted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/in-an-interview-former-vice-presidential-candidate-paul-ryan-said-he/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/953/conan-o-brien-540_body_in-an-interview-former-vice-presidential_2807068.png) > [Yesterday was the New York City Marathon. The marathon was won in record time by a Democrat candidate running away from President…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/yesterday-was-the-new-york-city-marathon-the-marathon-was-won-in/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a4b/conan-o-brien-540_candidates_yesterday-was-the-new-york-city-marathon_2181693.png) > [It's been reported that some of Arnold Schwarzenegger's opponents have been circulating naked pictures of Arnold on the Internet. Yeah, in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/it-s-been-reported-that-some-of-arnold-schwarzenegger-s-opponents/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/58c/conan-o-brien-540_arnold_it-s-been-reported-that-some-of-arnold-s_2014612.png) ## Other authors on Candidates ## More by Conan O'Brien > [A federal court has ruled that the U.S. Postal Service must reduce its stamp prices. The change in stamp prices is expected to affect…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-federal-court-has-ruled-that-the-u-s-postal-service-must-reduce-its/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [NBC is making a movie about Martha Stewart that will cover the recent stock scandal. They are thinking of calling it 'The Road To…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/nbc-is-making-a-movie-about-martha-stewart-that-will-cover-the-recent/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/people-should-say-no-comment-more-often-no-comment-i-love-no-comment/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-new-study-reveals-that-one-third-of-babies-in-the-u-s-have-used-a/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/martha-stewart-showed-up-at-manhattan-fbi-headquarters-to-have-her/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put lipstick on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-big-story-today-barack-obama-was-accused-of-insulting-sarah-palin/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [LEGO has announced that they are shutting down their U.S. factory and moving it to Canada. LEGO employees say it's their fault because they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/lego-has-announced-that-they-are-shutting-down-their-u-s-factory-and/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-new-survey-reveals-that-women-would-rather-give-up-sex-than-give-up/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [Yesterday the DEA raided several NFL teams suspected of giving prescription painkillers to their players. In its defense, the New York Jets' doctor said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/yesterday-the-dea-raided-several-nfl-teams-suspected-of-giving/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [President Obama gave a speech about healthcare tonight, and yesterday he gave a pep talk to students. He told them that in order to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/president-obama-gave-a-speech-about-healthcare-tonight-and-yesterday/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-first-thing-men-notice-about-a-woman-is-her-eyes-then-when-her/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [“Disappointment leads to clarity, which leads to conviction and true originality.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/disappointment-leads-to-clarity-which-leads-to-conviction-and-true/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/john-travolta-said-he-sometimes-lets-his-friends-take-control-of-his/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [President Obama filled in as the coach of his daughter Sasha's basketball team. Sasha evidently listened to her Dad, because all she did was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/president-obama-filled-in-as-the-coach-of-his-daughter-sasha-s/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [President Obama and Vladimir Putin are both in China attending the same economic summit. Obama saw Putin and said, 'After those midterms, it's nice…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/president-obama-and-vladimir-putin-are-both-in-china-attending-the/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/candidates/conan-o-brien/#itemlist", "name": "15 Candidates Quotes By Conan O'Brien", "numberOfItems": 15, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "One of the candidates running for governor is a 100-year-old woman. 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