--- title: "17 Caller Quotes by 17 authors" description: "Browse 17 Caller quotes by 17 authors. Discover the best Caller sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d48/sandra-bernhard-3766_inspirational_personally-i-m-waiting-for-caller-iq-307_307924.jpg" --- > [Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandra-bernhard/personally-i-m-waiting-for-caller-iq/) [Sandra Bernhard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sandra-bernhard/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d48/sandra-bernhard-3766_inspirational_personally-i-m-waiting-for-caller-iq-307_307924.jpg) > [My character in 'The Caller' is very normal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-moyer/my-character-in-the-caller-is-very-normal/) [Stephen Moyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-moyer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/acf/stephen-moyer-15622_character_my-character-in-the-caller-is-very-norma_2859208.png) > [If there is no Caller, there are no callings - only work.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/os-guinness/if-there-is-no-caller-there-are-no-callings-only-work/) [Os Guinness](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/os-guinness/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/460/os-guinness-6581_calling_if-there-is-no-caller-there-are-no-calli_3096438.png) > [Life was a lot more adventurous before caller I.D.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-hart/life-was-a-lot-more-adventurous-before-caller-i-d/) [Mark Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c56/mark-hart-3996_adventure_life-was-a-lot-more-adventurous-before-c_670229.png) > [Take that bone out of your nose and call me back (to an African American female caller).](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rush-limbaugh/take-that-bone-out-of-your-nose-and-call-me-back-to-an-african/) [Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rush-limbaugh/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d14/rush-limbaugh-28_african-american_take-that-bone-out-of-your-nose-and-call_2926786.jpg) > [So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-carson/so-i-rang-up-british-telecom-i-said-i-want-to-report-a-nuisance/) [Frank Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-carson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ef/frank-carson-11804_british_so-i-rang-up-british-telecom-i-said-i-wa_563182.png) > [Hey, sorry I missed your call. I saw your name on the caller ID and I didnt want to ruin my day…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/hey-sorry-i-missed-your-call-i-saw-your-name-on-the-caller-id-and-i/) [Kendrick Cole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendrick-cole/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/64b/kendrick-cole-14912_random_hey-sorry-i-missed-your-call-i-saw-your_2179933.jpg) > [Allah will never disappoint the sincere caller. Even when you think He hasn’t answered you, He plans in your favor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/omar-suleiman/allah-will-never-disappoint-the-sincere-caller-even-when-you-think-he/) [Omar Suleiman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/omar-suleiman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f7/omar-suleiman-18103_allah_allah-will-never-disappoint-the-sincere_2368031.png) > [“would have no way to authenticate— The phone rang in her hand. The caller ID said it was”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynn-sholes/would-have-no-way-to-authenticate-the-phone-rang-in-her-hand-the/) [Lynn Sholes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynn-sholes/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c7/lynn-sholes-258404_phone-rang_would-have-no-way-to-authenticate-the-ph_2490780.jpg) > [Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pulp-fiction/are-you-calling-me-on-the-cellular-phone-i-don-t-know-you-who-is-this/) [Pulp Fiction](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pulp-fiction/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aca/pulp-fiction-19285_text_are-you-calling-me-on-the-cellular-phone_517997.jpg) > [Gossip is like a phone call. There's the caller, and the receiver. It's your choice weather or not to answer it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jg/gossip-is-like-a-phone-call-there-s-the-caller-and-the-receiver-it-s/) [JG](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jg/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c1/jg-73453_phone-call_gossip-is-like-a-phone-call-there-s-the_1409625.jpg) > [When caller ID first launched, everyone was up in arms. Everyone felt their privacy was being violated. But you'd be hard-pressed to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randi-zuckerberg/when-caller-id-first-launched-everyone-was-up-in-arms-everyone-felt/) [Randi Zuckerberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/randi-zuckerberg/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/53e/randi-zuckerberg-4990_bad_when-caller-id-first-launched-everyone-w_251513.jpg) > [I won't divulge the details, but there's a way to call somebody's phone and have whatever number you want appear on the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joshua-malina/i-won-t-divulge-the-details-but-there-s-a-way-to-call-somebody-s/) [Joshua Malina](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joshua-malina/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/adf/joshua-malina-14672_appear_i-won-t-divulge-the-details-but-there-s_100629.jpg) > [I've occasionally wished I had Caller ID. Even telemarketers, I hate to hang up on them. I try to explain I'm not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-shelton-reed/i-ve-occasionally-wished-i-had-caller-id-even-telemarketers-i-hate-to/) [John Shelton Reed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-shelton-reed/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/26f/john-shelton-reed-21912_ends_i-ve-occasionally-wished-i-had-caller-id_2387451.jpg) > [My father-in-law saw me at a dance performance. The next day, I got a phone call, and the caller said, 'I'm Dhirubhai…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nita-ambani/my-father-in-law-saw-me-at-a-dance-performance-the-next-day-i-got-a/) [Nita Ambani](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nita-ambani/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8d7/nita-ambani-14168_again_my-father-in-law-saw-me-at-a-dance-perfo_993544.jpg) > [Sometimes I pick up the phone, listen to cold caller alias name, repeat it several times in an incredulous tone and then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-o-grady/sometimes-i-pick-up-the-phone-listen-to-cold-caller-alias-name-repeat/) [Sean O'Grady](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-o-grady/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f2d/sean-o-grady-55535_aliases_sometimes-i-pick-up-the-phone-listen-to_237906.jpg) > [“I had just finished cleaning up after breakfast when my cell phone rang. The caller identification came across as ‘G-Man’? “Hello?” “Hey…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-smith/i-had-just-finished-cleaning-up-after-breakfast-when-my-cell-phone/) [Andrea Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-smith/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93b/andrea-smith-7562_cell-phone_i-had-just-finished-cleaning-up-after-br_2255146.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/caller/#itemlist", "name": "Caller Quotes", "numberOfItems": 17, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sandra Bernhard" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandra-bernhard/personally-i-m-waiting-for-caller-iq/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d48/sandra-bernhard-3766_inspirational_personally-i-m-waiting-for-caller-iq-307_307924.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d48/sandra-bernhard-3766_inspirational_personally-i-m-waiting-for-caller-iq-307_307924.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d48/sandra-bernhard-3766_inspirational_personally-i-m-waiting-for-caller-iq-307_307924.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ.” — Sandra Bernhard", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My character in 'The Caller' is very normal.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Stephen Moyer" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-moyer/my-character-in-the-caller-is-very-normal/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/acf/stephen-moyer-15622_character_my-character-in-the-caller-is-very-norma_2859208.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/acf/stephen-moyer-15622_character_my-character-in-the-caller-is-very-norma_2859208.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/acf/stephen-moyer-15622_character_my-character-in-the-caller-is-very-norma_2859208.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“My character in 'The Caller' is very normal.” — Stephen Moyer", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If there is no Caller, there are no callings - 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I saw your name on the caller ID and I didnt want to ruin my day by talking to you", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kendrick Cole" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendrick-cole/hey-sorry-i-missed-your-call-i-saw-your-name-on-the-caller-id-and-i/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/64b/kendrick-cole-14912_random_hey-sorry-i-missed-your-call-i-saw-your_2179933.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/64b/kendrick-cole-14912_random_hey-sorry-i-missed-your-call-i-saw-your_2179933.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/64b/kendrick-cole-14912_random_hey-sorry-i-missed-your-call-i-saw-your_2179933.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Hey, sorry I missed your call. 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Even when you think He hasn’t answered you, He plans in your favor.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Omar Suleiman" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/omar-suleiman/allah-will-never-disappoint-the-sincere-caller-even-when-you-think-he/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f7/omar-suleiman-18103_allah_allah-will-never-disappoint-the-sincere_2368031.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f7/omar-suleiman-18103_allah_allah-will-never-disappoint-the-sincere_2368031.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1f7/omar-suleiman-18103_allah_allah-will-never-disappoint-the-sincere_2368031.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Allah will never disappoint the sincere caller. 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The caller ID said it was”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Lynn Sholes" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynn-sholes/would-have-no-way-to-authenticate-the-phone-rang-in-her-hand-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c7/lynn-sholes-258404_phone-rang_would-have-no-way-to-authenticate-the-ph_2490780.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c7/lynn-sholes-258404_phone-rang_would-have-no-way-to-authenticate-the-ph_2490780.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c7/lynn-sholes-258404_phone-rang_would-have-no-way-to-authenticate-the-ph_2490780.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“would have no way to authenticate— The phone rang in her hand. 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Prank caller, prank caller! -Lance", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Pulp Fiction" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pulp-fiction/are-you-calling-me-on-the-cellular-phone-i-don-t-know-you-who-is-this/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aca/pulp-fiction-19285_text_are-you-calling-me-on-the-cellular-phone_517997.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aca/pulp-fiction-19285_text_are-you-calling-me-on-the-cellular-phone_517997.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aca/pulp-fiction-19285_text_are-you-calling-me-on-the-cellular-phone_517997.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don't know you. Who is this? 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There's the caller, and the receiver. It's your choice weather or not to answer…” — JG", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 12, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "When caller ID first launched, everyone was up in arms. Everyone felt their privacy was being violated. But you'd be hard-pressed to find someone now who says caller ID is a bad thing.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Randi Zuckerberg" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/randi-zuckerberg/when-caller-id-first-launched-everyone-was-up-in-arms-everyone-felt/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/53e/randi-zuckerberg-4990_bad_when-caller-id-first-launched-everyone-w_251513.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/53e/randi-zuckerberg-4990_bad_when-caller-id-first-launched-everyone-w_251513.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/53e/randi-zuckerberg-4990_bad_when-caller-id-first-launched-everyone-w_251513.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“When caller ID first launched, everyone was up in arms. Everyone felt their privacy was being violated. 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