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title: "11 Called Dog Quotes by 9 authors"
description: "Browse 11 Called Dog quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Called Dog sayings and thoughts."
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> [Man is troubled by what might be called the Dog Wish, a strange and involved compulsion to be as happy and carefree…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-thurber/man-is-troubled-by-what-might-be-called-the-dog-wish-a-strange-and/)

[James Thurber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-thurber/)

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> [The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/theodorus-gaza/the-gift-which-i-am-sending-you-is-called-a-dog-and-is-in-fact-the/)

[Theodorus Gaza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/theodorus-gaza/)

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> [I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diogenes/i-am-called-a-dog-because-i-fawn-on-those-who-give-me-anything-i-yelp/)

[Diogenes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diogenes/)

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> [I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diogenes/i-pissed-on-the-man-who-called-me-a-dog-why-was-he-so-surprised/)

[Diogenes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diogenes/)

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> [I would have to go back to being a dog. I've called myself a dog for many years.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-williams-iii/i-would-have-to-go-back-to-being-a-dog-i-ve-called-myself-a-dog-for/)

[Hank Williams III](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-williams-iii/)

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> [I try to take the high road. I am NOT the type to pull people down while trying to claw my way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chanda-kaushik/i-try-to-take-the-high-road-i-am-not-the-type-to-pull-people-down/)

[Chanda Kaushik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chanda-kaushik/)

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> [“This short watch that is about to come, or rather these two short watches--why are they called dog watches? Where, heu, heu,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-o-brian/this-short-watch-that-is-about-to-come-or-rather-these-two-short/)

[Patrick O'Brian](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-o-brian/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/962/patrick-o-brian-2283_dog_this-short-watch-that-is-about-to-come-o_140235.jpg)

> [“Faith!" Tracy called. "Your dog's got serious identity issues."... "Hey!" she said, picking Humperdinck up in her arms. "How'd you do at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristin-miller/faith-tracy-called-your-dog-s-got-serious-identity-issues-hey-she/)

[Kristin Miller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristin-miller/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6fc/kristin-miller-36011_faith_faith-tracy-called-your-dog-s-got-seriou_721299.jpg)

> [“She did not believe he was a monster. He was not a monster, to her. Probably he had some endearing trait: he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-atwood/she-did-not-believe-he-was-a-monster-he-was-not-a-monster-to-her/)

[Margaret Atwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-atwood/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/086/margaret-atwood-40_quote_she-did-not-believe-he-was-a-monster-he_1110006.jpg)

> [“Probably he had some endearing trait: he whistled, offkey, in the shower, he had a yen for truffles, he called his dog…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-atwood/probably-he-had-some-endearing-trait-he-whistled-offkey-in-the-shower/)

[Margaret Atwood](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-atwood/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/41c/margaret-atwood-40_quote_probably-he-had-some-endearing-trait-he_934695.jpg)

> [It had ceased raining in the night and he walked out on the road and called for the dog. He called and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cormac-mccarthy/it-had-ceased-raining-in-the-night-and-he-walked-out-on-the-road-and/)

[Cormac McCarthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cormac-mccarthy/)

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