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title: "6 Called Boss Quotes by 6 authors"
description: "Browse 6 Called Boss quotes by 6 authors. Discover the best Called Boss sayings and thoughts."
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> [Employee : Sir, you called me? Boss : Yeah,go to the rest room and masturbate. Employee : (After few mins) ,done sir…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thewomenizar/employee-sir-you-called-me-boss-yeah-go-to-the-rest-room-and/)

[Thewomenizar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thewomenizar/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8cc/thewomenizar-282793_funny_employee-sir-you-called-me-boss-yeah-go_1479616.jpg)

> [In Downing Street they called me 'Boss'. Civil servants would always call me 'Prime Minister'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-blair/in-downing-street-they-called-me-boss-civil-servants-would-always/)

[Tony Blair](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-blair/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e38/tony-blair-812_boss_in-downing-street-they-called-me-boss-ci_1914159.jpg)

> [“And yes.. There is one asshole in your office who gets paid really higher than you for his bullshit.. Called boss..”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/himmilicious/and-yes-there-is-one-asshole-in-your-office-who-gets-paid-really/)

[Himmilicious](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/himmilicious/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f04/himmilicious-4533_office_and-yes-there-is-one-asshole-in-your-off_2104194.jpg)

> [The year my mom worked as a secretary at an apparel company in midtown, she would often come home in tears because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-zhang/the-year-my-mom-worked-as-a-secretary-at-an-apparel-company-in/)

[Jenny Zhang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-zhang/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c7d/jenny-zhang-7725_boss_the-year-my-mom-worked-as-a-secretary-at_2550290.jpg)

> [If you write something that gets a bad response, or someone commits candor or is off message, there are often consequences almost…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ron-suskind/if-you-write-something-that-gets-a-bad-response-or-someone-commits/)

[Ron Suskind](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ron-suskind/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f56/ron-suskind-10115_access_if-you-write-something-that-gets-a-bad-r_2578519.jpg)

> [Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki\*\*' and expected to go back to work. That’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/charlie-sheen-called-his-boss-on-two-and-a-half-men-a-jew-ki-and/)

[Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/436/anthony-jeselnik-1838_back-to-work_charlie-sheen-called-his-boss-on-two-and_3126472.png)

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