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title: "2 Calendars Quotes By Sloane Crosley"
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> [At the end of each year, I sit on the floor and go page by page through the old calendar, inking annual events into the new one, all the while watching my year in 'dinner withs' skate by. When I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/at-the-end-of-each-year-i-sit-on-the-floor-and-go-page-by-page/)

[Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/)

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> [The Queen of Crafts herself, Martha Stewart, and I have the same birthday. I prefer to think it's the glue-gun wielding, perfect-tart-producing Martha and not the copper pan-throwing, jail-going Martha. But I suppose if I am going to share a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/the-queen-of-crafts-herself-martha-stewart-and-i-have-the-same/)

[Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/)

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## More by Sloane Crosley

> [“Names I am most commonly called by telemarketers: Simone, Slain, Siobhan, Flo, Stacey, Susan, Slater, Leanne, and Slow (Yes, my parents named me "Slow".…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/names-i-am-most-commonly-called-by-telemarketers-simone-slain-siobhan/)

[Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/)

> [“I’m not sure how the ponies happened, though I have an inkling: “Can I get you anything?” I’ll say, getting up from a dinner…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/i-m-not-sure-how-the-ponies-happened-though-i-have-an-inkling-can-i/)

[Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/)

> [As most New Yorkers have done, I have given serious and generous thought to the state of my apartment should I get killed during…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/as-most-new-yorkers-have-done-i-have-given-serious-and-generous/)

[Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/)

> [“If I could just get my partner to see me how she used to - to fall in love with me all over again…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/if-i-could-just-get-my-partner-to-see-me-how-she-used-to-to-fall-in/)

[Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/)

> [I don't really think of my essays as being about myself. I know it sounds insane, but I just don't think of them as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/i-don-t-really-think-of-my-essays-as-being-about-myself-i-know-it/)

[Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/)

> [It takes a level of creative depression to hear 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' and weep.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/it-takes-a-level-of-creative-depression-to-hear-girls-just-wanna-have/)

[Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/)

> [Book tours are such a little tapas meal of where I could live.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/book-tours-are-such-a-little-tapas-meal-of-where-i-could-live/)

[Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/)

> [I wouldn't want to live in Berlin. It's bombed out and there's a lot of techno.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/i-wouldn-t-want-to-live-in-berlin-it-s-bombed-out-and-there-s-a-lot/)

[Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/)

> [The reason that war is such a fascinating subject for writers is because it's a revealer. Put a bunch of people in an adrenaline-fuelled,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/the-reason-that-war-is-such-a-fascinating-subject-for-writers-is/)

[Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/)

> [“Shortly after this exchange my roommate suggested we start throwing water balloons at the construction workers. Not really at them because, I know, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/shortly-after-this-exchange-my-roommate-suggested-we-start-throwing/)

[Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/)

> [When it seems impossible that a deep connection with another person could just go away instead of changing form. It seems impossible that you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/when-it-seems-impossible-that-a-deep-connection-with-another-person/)

[Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/)

> [Because I am a horrible flincher, contact lenses are not an option. I'm always envious of contact-wearers. There are endless reasons to take off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/because-i-am-a-horrible-flincher-contact-lenses-are-not-an-option-i-m/)

[Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/)

> [“How can we not still be rooting for the younger versions of ourselves as if they actually exist, playing catch-up in time? Who wouldn’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/how-can-we-not-still-be-rooting-for-the-younger-versions-of-ourselves/)

[Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/)

> [There is no such thing as a crazy dog person in New York. Are there people who are completely insane about their dogs? Hordes.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/there-is-no-such-thing-as-a-crazy-dog-person-in-new-york-are-there/)

[Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/)

> [As most doctors will tell you, cleansing is ridiculous. You know what's been around longer than that state-of-the-art juicer? Your kidneys. And your liver.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sloane-crosley/as-most-doctors-will-tell-you-cleansing-is-ridiculous-you-know-what-s/)

[Sloane Crosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sloane-crosley/)

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