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title: "96 Cactus Quotes by 77 authors"
description: "Browse 96 Cactus quotes by 77 authors. Discover the best Cactus sayings and thoughts."
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> [Adolescence is like cactus.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anais-nin/adolescence-is-like-cactus/)

[Anais Nin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anais-nin/)

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> [“I'm a cactus but I will only offer you flowers.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/huseyn-raza/i-m-a-cactus-but-i-will-only-offer-you-flowers/)

[Huseyn Raza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/huseyn-raza/)

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> [“I am the Love Cactus. Make desert to me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-am-the-love-cactus-make-desert-to-me/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“Go fuck a cactus, classless cunt.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-m-ward/go-fuck-a-cactus-classless-cunt/)

[H.M. Ward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-m-ward/)

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> [Taylor gang Or deep throat a cactus!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/taylor-gang-or-deep-throat-a-cactus/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [The Big Cactus. I will stick you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shaquille-o-neal/the-big-cactus-i-will-stick-you/)

[Shaquille O'Neal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shaquille-o-neal/)

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> [Taylor Gang or Deep Throat Cactus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taylor-gang/taylor-gang-or-deep-throat-cactus/)

[Taylor Gang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taylor-gang/)

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> [Wow this really works! 1. stick a cactus up your ass!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jugi-steady/wow-this-really-works-1-stick-a-cactus-up-your-ass/)

[Jugi Steady](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jugi-steady/)

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> [The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shaquille-o-neal/the-big-cactus-because-if-you-come-too-close-you-re-gonna-get-stuck/)

[Shaquille O'Neal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shaquille-o-neal/)

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> [Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diablo-cody/thanks-a-heap-coyote-ugly-this-cactus-gram-stings-worse-than-your/)

[Diablo Cody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diablo-cody/)

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> [Wilf: God bless the cactuses! The Doctor: That's cactI. Alien: And that's racist!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-t-davies/wilf-god-bless-the-cactuses-the-doctor-that-s-cacti-alien-and-that-s/)

[Russell T Davies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-t-davies/)

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> [Texas is a hell hole, man. Dirt, cactus, lizards, dirt, cactus, the Bush family.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/texas-is-a-hell-hole-man-dirt-cactus-lizards-dirt-cactus-the-bush/)

[Christopher Titus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-titus/)

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> [Juno MacGuff: "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diablo-cody/juno-macguff-thanks-a-heap-coyote-ugly-this-cactus-gram-stings-worse/)

[Diablo Cody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diablo-cody/)

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> [“I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-a-cooper/i-m-no-cactus-expert-but-i-know-a-prick-when-i-see-one/)

[Mark A. Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-a-cooper/)

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> [“I make love like the desert. Ever implemented a cactus during foreplay?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-make-love-like-the-desert-ever-implemented-a-cactus-during-foreplay/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“What a surprise. That boy doesn't have the sense God gave a cactus.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathleen-peacock/what-a-surprise-that-boy-doesn-t-have-the-sense-god-gave-a-cactus/)

[Kathleen Peacock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathleen-peacock/)

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> [“About a month ago I got a cactus. A week later, it died. I was really depressed because I was like, 'Damn!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/about-a-month-ago-i-got-a-cactus-a-week-later-it-died-i-was-really/)

[Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/)

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> [I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/i-bought-a-cactus-a-week-later-it-died-and-i-got-depressed-because-i/)

[Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/)

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> [Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I'm the Big Cactus now…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shaquille-o-neal/anyone-can-win-a-slam-dunk-contest-the-real-superman-is-dead-he-was/)

[Shaquille O'Neal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shaquille-o-neal/)

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> [I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/norman-brodsky/i-consider-it-the-highest-compliment-when-my-employees-go-out-and/)

[Norman Brodsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/norman-brodsky/)

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> [I remember very clearly someone saying, 'Don't shake hands with the cactus,' and I thought, 'Well, why not? What could possibly go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/benedict-cumberbatch/i-remember-very-clearly-someone-saying-don-t-shake-hands-with-the/)

[Benedict Cumberbatch](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/benedict-cumberbatch/)

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> [Even from far away, I could see people being chased by hellhounds, burned at the stake, forced to run naked through cactus…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/even-from-far-away-i-could-see-people-being-chased-by-hellhounds/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [When cactus plant Sometimes could not Given rose flowers, ever lose earnings eaters so how can you expect values](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mak-786/when-cactus-plant-sometimes-could-not-given-rose-flowers-ever-lose/)

[Mak\_786](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mak-786/)

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> [I'm an observer of life. I like to watch people, and I like to watch cactus. I like to talk to mountains…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frederick-lenz/i-m-an-observer-of-life-i-like-to-watch-people-and-i-like-to-watch/)

[Frederick Lenz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frederick-lenz/)

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> [When I write "paradise" I mean not only apple trees and golden women but also scorpions and tarantulas and flies, rattlesnakes and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edward-abbey/when-i-write-paradise-i-mean-not-only-apple-trees-and-golden-women/)

[Edward Abbey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edward-abbey/)

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> [A creative person has to create. It doesn't really matter what you create. If such a dancer wanted to go out and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katherine-dunham/a-creative-person-has-to-create-it-doesn-t-really-matter-what-you/)

[Katherine Dunham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katherine-dunham/)

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> [Many of the Huichols and North American peyotists claim that when one eats peyote, one is "tasting oneself: if the user is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-stafford/many-of-the-huichols-and-north-american-peyotists-claim-that-when-one/)

[Peter Stafford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-stafford/)

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> [It is only the story...that saves our progeny from blundering like blind beggars into the spikes of the cactus fence.The story is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chinua-achebe/it-is-only-the-story-that-saves-our-progeny-from-blundering-like/)

[Chinua Achebe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chinua-achebe/)

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> [“Well what I was going to say was that it reminds me of us because a cactus can grow and thrive without…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-bloom/well-what-i-was-going-to-say-was-that-it-reminds-me-of-us-because-a/)

[Rebecca Bloom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-bloom/)

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> [“Stop brooding. Or at least if you’re gonna continue, don’t sit so close to that cactus. You’re bumming the both of us…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/stop-brooding-or-at-least-if-you-re-gonna-continue-don-t-sit-so-close/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Take the rose—most people think it very beautiful: I don’t care for It at all. I prefer the cactus, for the simple…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-proteus-steinmetz/take-the-rose-most-people-think-it-very-beautiful-i-don-t-care-for-it/)

[Charles Proteus Steinmetz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-proteus-steinmetz/)

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> [My dad is like a cactus - introverted and tough. I'm a people person, like my mom, but I got my competitiveness…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-vaynerchuk/my-dad-is-like-a-cactus-introverted-and-tough-i-m-a-people-person/)

[Gary Vaynerchuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-vaynerchuk/)

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> [The canyon country does not always inspire love. To many it appears barren, hostile, repellent - a fearsome mostly waterless land of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edward-abbey/the-canyon-country-does-not-always-inspire-love-to-many-it-appears/)

[Edward Abbey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edward-abbey/)

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> [“It's dying," I say. "When the center is exposed like that, it doesn't have a chance." "But it's beautiful," she points out,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-kacvinsky/it-s-dying-i-say-when-the-center-is-exposed-like-that-it-doesn-t-have/)

[Katie Kacvinsky](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-kacvinsky/)

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> [“The cactus of the high desert is a small grubby, obscure and humble vegetable associated with cattle dung and overgrazing, interesting only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edward-abbey-desert-solitaire/the-cactus-of-the-high-desert-is-a-small-grubby-obscure-and-humble/)

[Edward Abbey "Desert Solitaire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edward-abbey-desert-solitaire/)

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> [“One day, I saw a tiny nopalito (cactus sapling) growing not too far from an old tree. I wanted to dig it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jos-n-harris/one-day-i-saw-a-tiny-nopalito-cactus-sapling-growing-not-too-far-from/)

[José N. Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jos-n-harris/)

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> [“He unlaced his arms and took a step forward. "You hurt?" "Not badly." She tried to smile, but her lips only curved…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-witemeyer/he-unlaced-his-arms-and-took-a-step-forward-you-hurt-not-badly-she/)

[Karen Witemeyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-witemeyer/)

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> [Flailing and thrashing, Buttercup wept and tossed and paced and wept some more, and there have been three great cases of jealousy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-goldman/flailing-and-thrashing-buttercup-wept-and-tossed-and-paced-and-wept/)

[William Goldman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-goldman/)

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> [My advice for someone who wants to be creative but has a chronic illness is to think of something that you can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathleen-hanna/my-advice-for-someone-who-wants-to-be-creative-but-has-a-chronic/)

[Kathleen Hanna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathleen-hanna/)

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> [“Roses may say “I love you,” but the cactus says “Fuck off.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/roses-may-say-i-love-you-but-the-cactus-says-fuck-off/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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                        "text": "“The cactus of the high desert is a small grubby, obscure and humble vegetable associated with cattle dung and overgrazing, interesting only when you tangle with it the wrong way. Yet from this nest of thorns, this snare of hooks and fiery spines, is born once each year a splendid flower. It is unpluckable and except to an insect almost unapproachable, yet soft, lovely, sweet, desirable, exemplifying better than the rose among thorns the unity of opposites”",
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                        "text": "Flailing and thrashing, Buttercup wept and tossed and paced and wept some more, and there have been three great cases of jealousy since David of Galilee was first afflicted with the emotion when he could no longer stand the fact that his neighbor Saul's cactus outshone his own. (Originally, jealousy pertained solely to plants, other people's cactus or ginkgoes, or, later, when there was grass, grass, which is why, even to this day, we say that someone is green with jealousy.) Buttercup's case rated a close fourth on the all-time list. It was a very long and very green night.",
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