--- title: "32 Cab Driver Quotes by 32 authors" description: "Browse 32 Cab Driver quotes by 32 authors. Discover the best Cab Driver sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e57/ray-romano-3515_before_you-know-before-i-would-think-my-cab-dri_14147.jpg" --- > [You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ray-romano/you-know-before-i-would-think-my-cab-driver-hates-me-now-i-think-my/) [Ray Romano](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ray-romano/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e57/ray-romano-3515_before_you-know-before-i-would-think-my-cab-dri_14147.jpg) > [It's not a special taste. An American composer should have something to say to a cab driver.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/morton-gould/it-s-not-a-special-taste-an-american-composer-should-have-something/) [Morton Gould](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/morton-gould/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/78e/morton-gould-69953_cab_it-s-not-a-special-taste-an-american-com_1899180.jpg) > [“I’m a dyslexic dancer. Instead of leading the women, I follow. Quick, cab driver, follow that woman!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-m-a-dyslexic-dancer-instead-of-leading-the-women-i-follow-quick-cab/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd4/jarod-kintz-2_dance_i-m-a-dyslexic-dancer-instead-of-leading_906372.jpg) > [My mother was a seamstress, and my father was a livery-cab driver.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/manny-ramirez/my-mother-was-a-seamstress-and-my-father-was-a-livery-cab-driver/) [Manny Ramirez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/manny-ramirez/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4c/manny-ramirez-4792_driver_my-mother-was-a-seamstress-and-my-father_2911723.png) > [It's weird - the cab driver is playing very loud dance music and yet it doesn't really feel like a party.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/it-s-weird-the-cab-driver-is-playing-very-loud-dance-music-and-yet-it/) [Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a6e/eugene-mirman-7230_cab_it-s-weird-the-cab-driver-is-playing-ver_2695869.png) > [I always think you can tell a lot about a person by how they talk to their cab driver.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-strong/i-always-think-you-can-tell-a-lot-about-a-person-by-how-they-talk-to/) [Jeremy Strong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-strong/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/363/jeremy-strong-37124_always_i-always-think-you-can-tell-a-lot-about_2771385.jpg) > [The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-fallon/the-one-thing-you-shouldn-t-do-is-try-to-tell-a-cab-driver-how-to-get/) [Jimmy Fallon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-fallon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/44a/jimmy-fallon-656_cab_the-one-thing-you-shouldn-t-do-is-try-to_1494471.jpg) > [I was just school class clown and that was it. Someday I'll get a job as a cab driver or whatever.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-leguizamo/i-was-just-school-class-clown-and-that-was-it-someday-i-ll-get-a-job/) [John Leguizamo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-leguizamo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/814/john-leguizamo-3025_cab_i-was-just-school-class-clown-and-that-w_842938.jpg) > [Best thing about NYC is the loud raucous cab driver who won't stop asking questions. I'm basically paying him to annoy me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/owl-city/best-thing-about-nyc-is-the-loud-raucous-cab-driver-who-won-t-stop/) [Owl City](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/owl-city/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fa5/owl-city-3607_asking-questions_best-thing-about-nyc-is-the-loud-raucous_1603724.jpg) > [Made the mistake of asking my cab driver what talk show he was listening to. He spent the whole ride tryin to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabe-saporta/made-the-mistake-of-asking-my-cab-driver-what-talk-show-he-was/) [Gabe Saporta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabe-saporta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/809/gabe-saporta-22699_failure_made-the-mistake-of-asking-my-cab-driver_2252484.jpg) > [When you're in Los Angeles, everybody you meet is writing a movie, and they want you to be in it. Every cab…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-sadler/when-you-re-in-los-angeles-everybody-you-meet-is-writing-a-movie-and/) [William Sadler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-sadler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bca/william-sadler-28589_cab_when-you-re-in-los-angeles-everybody-you_1684220.jpg) > [Sometimes I get frustrated in traffic. I typically start going deep with my cab driver and Twitter feed - simultaneously - to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-cohen/sometimes-i-get-frustrated-in-traffic-i-typically-start-going-deep/) [Andy Cohen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-cohen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8af/andy-cohen-7220_cab_sometimes-i-get-frustrated-in-traffic-i_172626.jpg) > [It's probably similar to being in New York City and having a cab driver behind you and you're driving too slow. It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barry-sanders/it-s-probably-similar-to-being-in-new-york-city-and-having-a-cab/) [Barry Sanders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barry-sanders/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/937/barry-sanders-14731_behind-you_it-s-probably-similar-to-being-in-new-yo_396321.jpg) > [well, death says, as he walks by, I'm going to get you anyhow no matter what you've been: writer, cab-driver, pimp, butcher,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/well-death-says-as-he-walks-by-i-m-going-to-get-you-anyhow-no-matter/) [Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c92/charles-bukowski-73_butchers_well-death-says-as-he-walks-by-i-m-going_4130.jpg) > [Now this is over thirty years later and the guy said he was that cab driver. He apologized and he was serious.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-dimaggio/now-this-is-over-thirty-years-later-and-the-guy-said-he-was-that-cab/) [Joe DiMaggio](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-dimaggio/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a52/joe-dimaggio-14953_awful_now-this-is-over-thirty-years-later-and_3201627.jpg) > [“The cab driver is staring at me in his mirror. I'm talking to myself. "The second sign of madness," I explain. "What's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-robotham/the-cab-driver-is-staring-at-me-in-his-mirror-i-m-talking-to-myself/) [Michael Robotham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-robotham/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f5/michael-robotham-7931_humor_the-cab-driver-is-staring-at-me-in-his-m_2965582.png) > [“Been at a meeting then?"said the cab driver taking Erica back into the city. He grinned laterally at her in the rear-vision…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liane-moriarty/been-at-a-meeting-then-said-the-cab-driver-taking-erica-back-into-the/) [Liane Moriarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liane-moriarty/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/29e/liane-moriarty-1135_business_been-at-a-meeting-then-said-the-cab-driv_1703539.png) > [New York has made me so paranoid, too. Whenever I visit another city, I always act like I'm from there, so the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-gaffigan/new-york-has-made-me-so-paranoid-too-whenever-i-visit-another-city-i/) [Jim Gaffigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-gaffigan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ac/jim-gaffigan-580_addresses_new-york-has-made-me-so-paranoid-too-whe_2335935.jpg) > [“My full name's Ed Kennedy. I'm nineteen. I'm an underage cab driver. I'm typical of many of the young men you see…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/markus-zusak/my-full-name-s-ed-kennedy-i-m-nineteen-i-m-an-underage-cab-driver-i-m/) [Markus Zusak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/markus-zusak/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ae/markus-zusak-165_markus-zusak_my-full-name-s-ed-kennedy-i-m-nineteen-i_698748.png) > [“I didn't offer to help him carry any of his stuff. That's the unwritten code between cabbies and movers… It's his punishment…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-reilly/i-didn-t-offer-to-help-him-carry-any-of-his-stuff-that-s-the/) [Gary Reilly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-reilly/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2fa/gary-reilly-13028_moving_i-didn-t-offer-to-help-him-carry-any-of_714608.png) > [“They drain you sometimes. They really do. "What's it all about then mate? What's the secret of life? You should know. You're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-wiggins/they-drain-you-sometimes-they-really-do-what-s-it-all-about-then-mate/) [Karl Wiggins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-wiggins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d8e/karl-wiggins-10879_cab-driver_they-drain-you-sometimes-they-really-do_916693.jpg) > [“When Billie climbed into the taxi, Adrian paid the cab driver, then braced his forearms on the back window. “Billie. Have you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelby-reed/when-billie-climbed-into-the-taxi-adrian-paid-the-cab-driver-then/) [Shelby Reed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelby-reed/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/516/shelby-reed-24971_billie_when-billie-climbed-into-the-taxi-adrian_1661498.jpg) > [“Tips for aliens in New York: ‘Land anywhere, Central Park, anywhere. No one will care, or indeed even notice. ‘Surviving: Get a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/tips-for-aliens-in-new-york-land-anywhere-central-park-anywhere-no/) [Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7d/douglas-adams-122_central-park_tips-for-aliens-in-new-york-land-anywher_263928.png) > [“I was once driven north along Central Park, all the way from Chinatown. We hailed the cab in front of a building…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alex-kudera/i-was-once-driven-north-along-central-park-all-the-way-from-chinatown/) [Alex Kudera](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alex-kudera/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed8/alex-kudera-46813_american-dream_i-was-once-driven-north-along-central-pa_1563203.jpg) > [I was the first female cab driver in the city of Pittsburgh.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frances-arnold/i-was-the-first-female-cab-driver-in-the-city-of-pittsburgh/) [Frances Arnold](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frances-arnold/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/21d/frances-arnold-5774_cab_i-was-the-first-female-cab-driver-in-the_2038878.jpg) > [I had the cab driver drive me here backwards, and the dude owed me $27.50.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/i-had-the-cab-driver-drive-me-here-backwards-and-the-dude-owed-me-27/) [Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2cd/mitch-hedberg-695_backwards_i-had-the-cab-driver-drive-me-here-backw_2796531.png) > [Casting is a convoluted kind of trip. No one likes to be typed - even if you're a cab driver, or whatever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-dean-stanton/casting-is-a-convoluted-kind-of-trip-no-one-likes-to-be-typed-even-if/) [Harry Dean Stanton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harry-dean-stanton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c8/harry-dean-stanton-4043_cab_casting-is-a-convoluted-kind-of-trip-no_2140629.jpg) > [“If you've ever rubbed shoulders with insanity, he is a sweaty, foul-breathed cab driver who locks the door and takes you wherever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackson-galaxy/if-you-ve-ever-rubbed-shoulders-with-insanity-he-is-a-sweaty-foul/) [Jackson Galaxy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jackson-galaxy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d24/jackson-galaxy-33400_quote_if-you-ve-ever-rubbed-shoulders-with-ins_1337794.jpg) > [“What I love about New York: the faster and more recklessly my cab driver drives the safer and all around better I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gregor-collins/what-i-love-about-new-york-the-faster-and-more-recklessly-my-cab/) [Gregor Collins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gregor-collins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b2/gregor-collins-14271_new-york-city_what-i-love-about-new-york-the-faster-an_1747581.jpg) > [I literally was saved by a role, from becoming a cab driver. I never did have to wait tables, though, so looking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-waterston/i-literally-was-saved-by-a-role-from-becoming-a-cab-driver-i-never/) [Sam Waterston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-waterston/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a9f/sam-waterston-18872_becoming_i-literally-was-saved-by-a-role-from-bec_707675.jpg) > [The greatly anticipated 2009 Masters was like going to a Broadway hit and finding out that the star, Sir Tiger Woods, was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-jenkins/the-greatly-anticipated-2009-masters-was-like-going-to-a-broadway-hit/) [Dan Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-jenkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/761/dan-jenkins-3942_anticipated_the-greatly-anticipated-2009-masters-was_2816286.png) > [Every songwriter lives to have at least one song that a cab driver who asks 'You write anything I know?' will recognize.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rupert-holmes/every-songwriter-lives-to-have-at-least-one-song-that-a-cab-driver/) [Rupert Holmes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rupert-holmes/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd0/rupert-holmes-28103_asks_every-songwriter-lives-to-have-at-least_2320219.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/cab-driver/#itemlist", "name": "Cab Driver Quotes", "numberOfItems": 32, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. 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That's the unwritten code between cabbies and movers… It's his punishment for tricking the cab driver into playing Mayflower, because he knows he's not going to give you a tip, and so do you.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gary Reilly" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-reilly/i-didn-t-offer-to-help-him-carry-any-of-his-stuff-that-s-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2fa/gary-reilly-13028_moving_i-didn-t-offer-to-help-him-carry-any-of_714608.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2fa/gary-reilly-13028_moving_i-didn-t-offer-to-help-him-carry-any-of_714608.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2fa/gary-reilly-13028_moving_i-didn-t-offer-to-help-him-carry-any-of_714608.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I didn't offer to help him carry any of his stuff. 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You…” — Karl Wiggins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 22, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“When Billie climbed into the taxi, Adrian paid the cab driver, then braced his forearms on the back window. “Billie. Have you forgotten?” “No.” She watched the melting shift of shadows in his eyes, unable to read them. “A favor for a favor. I owe you.” “I’ll call you.” He leaned in to catch her lips one last time in a soft, lingering kiss. Then he stood back and the taxi rolled out of the drive. Billie took a single backward glance at him standing barefoot, hands buried in his pockets, where she’d left him. God help her. Whatever he wanted, she would gladly give.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Shelby Reed" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelby-reed/when-billie-climbed-into-the-taxi-adrian-paid-the-cab-driver-then/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/516/shelby-reed-24971_billie_when-billie-climbed-into-the-taxi-adrian_1661498.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/516/shelby-reed-24971_billie_when-billie-climbed-into-the-taxi-adrian_1661498.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/516/shelby-reed-24971_billie_when-billie-climbed-into-the-taxi-adrian_1661498.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“When Billie climbed into the taxi, Adrian paid the cab driver, then braced his forearms on the back window…” — Shelby Reed", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 23, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Tips for aliens in New York: ‘Land anywhere, Central Park, anywhere. No one will care, or indeed even notice. ‘Surviving: Get a job as a cab driver immediately. A cab driver’s job is to drive people anywhere they want to go in big yellow machines called taxis. Don’t worry if you don’t know how the machine works and you can’t speak the language, don’t understand the geography or indeed the basic physics of the area, and have large green antennae growing out of your head. 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Young and optimistic, he spoke fluent English. His big idea was to keep his countrymen out of the United States. America was great, but if he got overrun with foreigners, his kind in particular, it would be ruined. \"Bangladesh is hot and crowded. 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No one likes to be typed - even if you're a cab driver, or whatever you do.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Harry Dean Stanton" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harry-dean-stanton/casting-is-a-convoluted-kind-of-trip-no-one-likes-to-be-typed-even-if/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c8/harry-dean-stanton-4043_cab_casting-is-a-convoluted-kind-of-trip-no_2140629.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c8/harry-dean-stanton-4043_cab_casting-is-a-convoluted-kind-of-trip-no_2140629.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c8/harry-dean-stanton-4043_cab_casting-is-a-convoluted-kind-of-trip-no_2140629.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Casting is a convoluted kind of trip. 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Insanity loves- no, needs-company.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jackson Galaxy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jackson-galaxy/if-you-ve-ever-rubbed-shoulders-with-insanity-he-is-a-sweaty-foul/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d24/jackson-galaxy-33400_quote_if-you-ve-ever-rubbed-shoulders-with-ins_1337794.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d24/jackson-galaxy-33400_quote_if-you-ve-ever-rubbed-shoulders-with-ins_1337794.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d24/jackson-galaxy-33400_quote_if-you-ve-ever-rubbed-shoulders-with-ins_1337794.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If you've ever rubbed shoulders with insanity, he is a sweaty, foul-breathed cab driver who locks the door…” — Jackson Galaxy", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 29, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“What I love about New York: the faster and more recklessly my cab driver drives the safer and all around better I feel.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Gregor Collins" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gregor-collins/what-i-love-about-new-york-the-faster-and-more-recklessly-my-cab/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b2/gregor-collins-14271_new-york-city_what-i-love-about-new-york-the-faster-an_1747581.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b2/gregor-collins-14271_new-york-city_what-i-love-about-new-york-the-faster-an_1747581.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2b2/gregor-collins-14271_new-york-city_what-i-love-about-new-york-the-faster-an_1747581.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“What I love about New York: the faster and more recklessly my cab driver drives the safer and all around…” — Gregor Collins", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 30, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I literally was saved by a role, from becoming a cab driver. I never did have to wait tables, though, so looking back I guess I had it pretty soft.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Sam Waterston" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-waterston/i-literally-was-saved-by-a-role-from-becoming-a-cab-driver-i-never/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a9f/sam-waterston-18872_becoming_i-literally-was-saved-by-a-role-from-bec_707675.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a9f/sam-waterston-18872_becoming_i-literally-was-saved-by-a-role-from-bec_707675.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a9f/sam-waterston-18872_becoming_i-literally-was-saved-by-a-role-from-bec_707675.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I literally was saved by a role, from becoming a cab driver. 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