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> [“Never eat at a restaurant that has a handbrake. Never buy food from any place that won’t be there next morning.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-rattigan/never-eat-at-a-restaurant-that-has-a-handbrake-never-buy-food-from/)

[Tony Rattigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-rattigan/)

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## More by Tony Rattigan

> [“And then there were her eyes. Two grey gimlets. They had a gaze that could strip wallpaper. They made you think that she could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-rattigan/and-then-there-were-her-eyes-two-grey-gimlets-they-had-a-gaze-that/)

[Tony Rattigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-rattigan/)

> [“I’m sorry, I thought you were together.’ ‘Why, do I look like an organ grinder?’ said Cobb.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-rattigan/i-m-sorry-i-thought-you-were-together-why-do-i-look-like-an-organ/)

[Tony Rattigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-rattigan/)

> [“Whatever the reason, they sold in the thousands, for Pickens had discovered that marketing truth … Sex Sells! Amongst his classic bestsellers were: David…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-rattigan/whatever-the-reason-they-sold-in-the-thousands-for-pickens-had/)

[Tony Rattigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-rattigan/)

> [“Oh for love of the Gods, thought Jim. The last thing I need right now is philosophical discussion with a madman, on a snowy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-rattigan/oh-for-love-of-the-gods-thought-jim-the-last-thing-i-need-right-now/)

[Tony Rattigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-rattigan/)

> [“So while you may be reading this sitting comfortably in your semi-detached in Cricklewood, a hundred Universes over, Captain Lars Felder of the Hyperion…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-rattigan/so-while-you-may-be-reading-this-sitting-comfortably-in-your-semi/)

[Tony Rattigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-rattigan/)

> [“Do you ever have Deja Vu?’ ‘I could ask in the kitchen, see if they've got any in.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-rattigan/do-you-ever-have-deja-vu-i-could-ask-in-the-kitchen-see-if-they-ve/)

[Tony Rattigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-rattigan/)

> [“Never eat at a restaurant that has a handbrake. Never buy food from any place that won’t be there next morning.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-rattigan/never-eat-at-a-restaurant-that-has-a-handbrake-never-buy-food-from/)

[Tony Rattigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-rattigan/)

> [“Don't you wish you could do what birds do?' 'What ... make custard?' 'No, fly south for the winter.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-rattigan/don-t-you-wish-you-could-do-what-birds-do-what-make-custard-no-fly/)

[Tony Rattigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-rattigan/)

> [“Your mother dresses you funny!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-rattigan/your-mother-dresses-you-funny/)

[Tony Rattigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-rattigan/)

> [“There’s no such thing as a noble death, Cobb ... there’s just death.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-rattigan/there-s-no-such-thing-as-a-noble-death-cobb-there-s-just-death/)

[Tony Rattigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-rattigan/)

> [“She was one of those women that makes any red blooded male look at her and go, ‘Ah yes … now I remember why…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-rattigan/she-was-one-of-those-women-that-makes-any-red-blooded-male-look-at/)

[Tony Rattigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-rattigan/)

> [“Oh dear thought Cobb. Never mind Father Yule, he sounds more like Ebenezer Scrimge from Charles Pickens’ book “A Yuletide Song”.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-rattigan/oh-dear-thought-cobb-never-mind-father-yule-he-sounds-more-like/)

[Tony Rattigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-rattigan/)

> [“Look,’ said Cobb, ‘I live in the city. The only wildlife I ever get to see is rats. If I want to catch a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-rattigan/look-said-cobb-i-live-in-the-city-the-only-wildlife-i-ever-get-to-see/)

[Tony Rattigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-rattigan/)

> [“He wasn’t really a spy; he just helped them out when they were busy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-rattigan/he-wasn-t-really-a-spy-he-just-helped-them-out-when-they-were-busy/)

[Tony Rattigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tony-rattigan/)

> [“That’s the trouble these days, too much Sax and Violins in the theatre.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tony-rattigan/that-s-the-trouble-these-days-too-much-sax-and-violins-in-the-theatre/)

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