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title: "61 Buttocks Quotes by 51 authors"
description: "Browse 61 Buttocks quotes by 51 authors. Discover the best Buttocks sayings and thoughts."
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> [Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shakespeare/like-a-barber-s-chair-that-fits-all-buttocks/)

[William Shakespeare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shakespeare/)

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> [“Callipygian: Having shapely buttocks.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/callipygian-having-shapely-buttocks/)

[Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/)

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> [You are not your buttocks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kaz-cooke/you-are-not-your-buttocks/)

[Kaz Cooke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kaz-cooke/)

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> [“If my nipples were restart buttons, I’d let you play with my buttocks.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/if-my-nipples-were-restart-buttons-i-d-let-you-play-with-my-buttocks/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“When it comes to wine and buttocks, the redder, the better.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danny-tyran/when-it-comes-to-wine-and-buttocks-the-redder-the-better/)

[Danny Tyran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danny-tyran/)

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> [“ Callipygian . Having shapely buttocks. Nice one, Bridge.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/callipygian-having-shapely-buttocks-nice-one-bridge/)

[Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/)

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> [Ah well... wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on? Okay, let’s go.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/ah-well-wand-still-in-your-jeans-both-buttocks-still-on-okay-let-s-go/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“It makes your buttocks ache walking on flat ground all the time.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-proud/it-makes-your-buttocks-ache-walking-on-flat-ground-all-the-time/)

[Linda Proud](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-proud/)

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> [Kim Kardashian buttocks are very popular. However, that's dangerous as it can be fatal if done badly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-nassif/kim-kardashian-buttocks-are-very-popular-however-that-s-dangerous-as/)

[Paul Nassif](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-nassif/)

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> [Don’t put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling-2/don-t-put-your-wand-there-boy-better-wizards-than-you-have-lost/)

[J. K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling-2/)

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> [“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/some-men-s-chests-are-more-buttlike-than-some-women-s-butts/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“There is a hole in my buttocks. I’d like to return it, or at the very least exchange it for a new…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/there-is-a-hole-in-my-buttocks-i-d-like-to-return-it-or-at-the-very/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [If I admire my arms, my face, my shoulders, flanks, buttocks against the yellow drawn shades,-- Who shall say I am not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-carlos-williams/if-i-admire-my-arms-my-face-my-shoulders-flanks-buttocks-against-the/)

[William Carlos Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-carlos-williams/)

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> [I feel very very old. My hair hurts. I have buttocks all over my body and I can't even smoke properly any…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dylan-moran/i-feel-very-very-old-my-hair-hurts-i-have-buttocks-all-over-my-body/)

[Dylan Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dylan-moran/)

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> [Everyone detected with AIDS should be tattooed in the upper forearm, to protect common needle users, and on the buttock, to prevent…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-f-buckley-jr/everyone-detected-with-aids-should-be-tattooed-in-the-upper-forearm/)

[William F. Buckley, Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-f-buckley-jr/)

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> [Two days prior to the Herrick operation I repaired a double cleft lip, resected a recurrent cancer of the mouth, corrected lop…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-murray/two-days-prior-to-the-herrick-operation-i-repaired-a-double-cleft-lip/)

[Joe Murray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-murray/)

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> [The most popular image of the female despite the exigencies of the clothing trade is all boobs and buttocks, a hallucinating sequence…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/germaine-greer/the-most-popular-image-of-the-female-despite-the-exigencies-of-the/)

[Germaine Greer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/germaine-greer/)

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> [“I tattooed my name on my buttocks, so you’d know what an ass I am. Also so either me or my clone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-tattooed-my-name-on-my-buttocks-so-you-d-know-what-an-ass-i-am-also/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good riding crop must be in want of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-codpiece-thwackery/it-is-a-truth-universally-acknowledged-that-a-single-man-in-5/)

[William Codpiece Thwackery](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-codpiece-thwackery/)

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> [An audience proves its discipline by its capacity for stillness. Those who have never practiced continuous application to an exacting process cannot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-west/an-audience-proves-its-discipline-by-its-capacity-for-stillness-those/)

[Rebecca West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-west/)

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> [The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenneth-tynan/the-buttocks-are-the-most-aesthetically-pleasing-part-of-the-body/)

[Kenneth Tynan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenneth-tynan/)

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> [There are people who think that we cannot rule ourselves because the few times we tried, we failed, as if all the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chimamanda-ngozi-adichie/there-are-people-who-think-that-we-cannot-rule-ourselves-because-the/)

[Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chimamanda-ngozi-adichie/)

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> [She Knows three things: (a) that men are less treacherous than women; (b) that they never notice what a woman is wearing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paulo-coelho/she-knows-three-things-a-that-men-are-less-treacherous-than-women-b/)

[Paulo Coelho](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paulo-coelho/)

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> [I have, of all the inglorious things, a malignant hemorrhoid. What color bracelet does one wear for that? And where does one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-j-o-rourke/i-have-of-all-the-inglorious-things-a-malignant-hemorrhoid-what-color/)

[P. J. O'Rourke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-j-o-rourke/)

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> [“At the 150-minute point of sitting in a standard theater chair, the human buttocks die; once dead, they cannot be revived. They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-j-nelson/at-the-150-minute-point-of-sitting-in-a-standard-theater-chair-the/)

[Michael J. Nelson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-j-nelson/)

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> [Shirley's gonna be pissed," Gazarra said. "She hates when I get shot." To my recollection, the only other time Gazarra was shot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/shirley-s-gonna-be-pissed-gazarra-said-she-hates-when-i-get-shot-to/)

[Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/)

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> [I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-handey/i-think-a-good-way-to-get-into-a-movie-is-to-show-up-where-they-re/)

[Jack Handey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-handey/)

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> [Read non-fiction. History, biology, entomology, mineralogy, paleontology. Get a bodyguard and do fieldwork. Find your inner fish. Don't publish too soon. Not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marlene-van-niekerk/read-non-fiction-history-biology-entomology-mineralogy-paleontology/)

[Marlene van Niekerk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marlene-van-niekerk/)

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> [Danse Russe If I when my wife is sleeping and the baby and Kathleen are sleeping and the sun is a flame-white…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-carlos-williams/danse-russe-if-i-when-my-wife-is-sleeping-and-the-baby-and-kathleen/)

[William Carlos Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-carlos-williams/)

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> [A rich man's body is like a premium cotton pillow, white and soft and blank. ''Ours'' is different. My father's spine was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aravind-adiga/a-rich-man-s-body-is-like-a-premium-cotton-pillow-white-and-soft-and/)

[Aravind Adiga](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aravind-adiga/)

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> [Svengal lay groaning on the turf. His thighs were sheer agony. His buttocks ached. His calf muscles were on fire. Now, afterhe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-flanagan/svengal-lay-groaning-on-the-turf-his-thighs-were-sheer-agony-his/)

[John Flanagan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-flanagan/)

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> [You're as white as a nun's buttock. Are you all right?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carlos-ruiz-zafon/you-re-as-white-as-a-nun-s-buttock-are-you-all-right/)

[Carlos Ruiz Zafon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carlos-ruiz-zafon/)

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> [“A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/a-brick-could-be-shoved-in-your-buttocks-you-know-for-your-enjoyment/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [Usually state laws refer to touching intimate parts, it can be breasts or buttocks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megyn-kelly/usually-state-laws-refer-to-touching-intimate-parts-it-can-be-breasts/)

[Megyn Kelly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/megyn-kelly/)

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> [A painter who has the feel of breasts and buttocks is saved.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pierre-auguste-renoir/a-painter-who-has-the-feel-of-breasts-and-buttocks-is-saved/)

[Pierre-Auguste Renoir](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pierre-auguste-renoir/)

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> [I paint a woman's big rounded buttocks so that I want to reach out and stroke the dimpled flesh.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-paul-rubens/i-paint-a-woman-s-big-rounded-buttocks-so-that-i-want-to-reach-out/)

[Peter Paul Rubens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-paul-rubens/)

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> [“Ma’am, my hand hurts. May I massage it on your buttocks?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/ma-am-my-hand-hurts-may-i-massage-it-on-your-buttocks/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [“I want them to see me. Not my buttocks, not my dirty clothes, but me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/noviolet-bulawayo/i-want-them-to-see-me-not-my-buttocks-not-my-dirty-clothes-but-me/)

[NoViolet Bulawayo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/noviolet-bulawayo/)

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> [“Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-k-rowling/better-wizards-than-you-have-lost-buttocks-you-know/)

[J.K. Rowling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-k-rowling/)

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> [The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenneth-tynan/the-buttocks-are-the-most-aesthetically-pleasing-part-of-the-body-2/)

[Kenneth Tynan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenneth-tynan/)

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## Top authors on Buttocks

- [Jarod Kintz 5 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/buttocks/jarod-kintz/)

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                        "text": "I have, of all the inglorious things, a malignant hemorrhoid. What color bracelet does one wear for that? And where does one wear it? And what slogan is apropos? Perhaps that slogan can be sewn in needlepoint around the ruffle on a cover for my embarrassing little doughnut buttocks pillow.",
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                        "text": "Shirley's gonna be pissed,\" Gazarra said. \"She hates when I get shot.\" To my recollection, the only other time Gazarra was shot was when he was playing quick draw in the police station elevator and his gun accidentally discharged. The bullet ricocheted off the elevator wall and lodged in Gazarra's right buttock.",
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                        "text": "Read non-fiction. History, biology, entomology, mineralogy, paleontology. Get a bodyguard and do fieldwork. Find your inner fish. Don't publish too soon. Not before you have read Thomas Mann in any case. Learn by copying, sentence by sentence some of the masters. Copy Coetzee's or Sebald's sentences and see what happens to your story. Consider creative non-fiction if you want to stay in South Africa. It might be the way to go. Never neglect back and hamstring exercises, otherwise you won't be able to write your novel. One needs one's buttocks to think.",
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                        "text": "Danse Russe If I when my wife is sleeping and the baby and Kathleen are sleeping and the sun is a flame-white disc in silken mists above shining trees,-- if I in my north room dance naked, grotesquely before my mirror waving my shirt round my head and singing softly to myself: \"I am lonely, lonely. I was born to be lonely, I am best so!\" If I admire my arms, my face, my shoulders, flanks, buttocks against the yellow drawn shades,-- Who shall say I am not the happy genius of my household?",
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                        "text": "Svengal lay groaning on the turf. His thighs were sheer agony. His buttocks ached. His calf muscles were on fire. Now, afterhe had tumbled off the small pony he was riding and thudded heavily to the turf on the point of his shoulder, the shoulder would hurt too. He concentrated on trying to find one part of his body that wasn't a giant source of pain and failed miserably. He opened his eyes. The first thing he saw was the face of the elderly pony that he had been riding peered down at him. Now what made you do a strange thing like that? The creature seemed to be asking.",
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