--- title: "1 Butter Jelly Quotes By Brian Regan" description: "1 Butter Jelly quotes by Brian Regan. Plus more from Brian Regan and more Butter Jelly sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0e/brian-regan-3918_all-kinds_i-saw-something-in-the-store-the-other-d_3179162.png" --- > [I saw something in the store the other day that I don't understand: that peanut butter and jelly in the same jar. Is there a point to that? I mean, I'm lazy-but I wanna meet the guy who needs that.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-regan/i-saw-something-in-the-store-the-other-day-that-i-don-t-understand/) [Brian Regan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-regan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b0e/brian-regan-3918_all-kinds_i-saw-something-in-the-store-the-other-d_3179162.png) ## More by Brian Regan > [I am happy doing standup so I don't ever want to stop doing it. But I wouldn't mind venturing off and doing other things…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-regan/i-am-happy-doing-standup-so-i-don-t-ever-want-to-stop-doing-it-but-i/) [Brian Regan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-regan/) > [Don't let dialog about your company happen without your perspective.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-regan/don-t-let-dialog-about-your-company-happen-without-your-perspective/) [Brian Regan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-regan/) > [If a movie makes it really big, they do the obvious thing, right? They make an amusement park ride out of it. ... The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-regan/if-a-movie-makes-it-really-big-they-do-the-obvious-thing-right-they/) [Brian Regan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-regan/) > [Hooked on Phonics worked for me](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-regan/hooked-on-phonics-worked-for-me/) [Brian Regan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-regan/) > [I thought yoga was easy - I went out and I bought a yoga video tape. I bought the beginners' yoga tape. I couldn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-regan/i-thought-yoga-was-easy-i-went-out-and-i-bought-a-yoga-video-tape-i/) [Brian Regan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-regan/) > [I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-regan/i-eat-fig-newtons-by-the-sleeve/) [Brian Regan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-regan/) > [The government will pay certain farmers to not grow corn. Wow. Where's my check? That'd be great. "Hey, what do you do for a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-regan/the-government-will-pay-certain-farmers-to-not-grow-corn-wow-where-s/) [Brian Regan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-regan/) > [Relevance is kind of a weird thing. If one does topical material, it makes sense to want to be relevant. But if someone talks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-regan/relevance-is-kind-of-a-weird-thing-if-one-does-topical-material-it/) [Brian Regan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-regan/) > [I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-regan/i-drove-myself-to-the-emergency-room-that-s-a-nice-relaxing-drive/) [Brian Regan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-regan/) > [You can poke fun at some pretty difficult circumstances, and it's just a way to pop the bubble. I don't do that thing onstage…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-regan/you-can-poke-fun-at-some-pretty-difficult-circumstances-and-it-s-just/) [Brian Regan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-regan/) > [You know I could go for a sandwich, but uh, I'm not gonna open two jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-regan/you-know-i-could-go-for-a-sandwich-but-uh-i-m-not-gonna-open-two-jars/) [Brian Regan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-regan/) > [“I" before "E" except after "C" and when sounding like "A" as in neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-regan/i-before-e-except-after-c-and-when-sounding-like-a-as-in-neighbor-and/) [Brian Regan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-regan/) > [The big yellow one is the sun!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-regan/the-big-yellow-one-is-the-sun/) [Brian Regan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-regan/) > [I'm trying to do things I have never done. Like I recently went to 3 different ballets. And I loved trying to learn how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-regan/i-m-trying-to-do-things-i-have-never-done-like-i-recently-went-to-3/) [Brian Regan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-regan/) > [Don't like when sports interviewers force answers: Are you dedicating this game to your sick grandmother? What's the guy supposed to say?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-regan/don-t-like-when-sports-interviewers-force-answers-are-you-dedicating/) [Brian Regan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-regan/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/butter-jelly/brian-regan/#itemlist", "name": "1 Butter Jelly Quotes By Brian Regan", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I saw something in the store the other day that I don't understand: that peanut butter and jelly in the same jar. Is there a point to that? 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