--- title: "1 Butt Hanging Quotes By Diane Alberts" description: "1 Butt Hanging quotes by Diane Alberts. Plus more from Diane Alberts and more Butt Hanging sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/73a/diane-alberts-44282_eagle-scout_she-nodded-but-looked-off-into-the-dista_2515113.jpg" --- > [“She nodded, but looked off into the distance, keeping her weight on her uninjured ankle. "Uh...I have to go...you know...I have to go." He looked up at her, his brow furrowed. "Go where?" "Oh my god. Shoot me now," she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-alberts/she-nodded-but-looked-off-into-the-distance-keeping-her-weight-on-her/) [Diane Alberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-alberts/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/73a/diane-alberts-44282_eagle-scout_she-nodded-but-looked-off-into-the-dista_2515113.jpg) ## More by Diane Alberts > [“Love isn't about perfection or beauty. It's not about how good you look in a bikini, or how perfect your skin is. Love is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-alberts/love-isn-t-about-perfection-or-beauty-it-s-not-about-how-good-you/) [Diane Alberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-alberts/) > [“I noticed you haven’t asked me to let go of you yet, either.” He lowered his face to hers. “You want me to kiss…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-alberts/i-noticed-you-haven-t-asked-me-to-let-go-of-you-yet-either-he-lowered/) [Diane Alberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-alberts/) > [“Especially when I buried my head between those sweet legs of yours and made you scream my name so loudly you woke up the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-alberts/especially-when-i-buried-my-head-between-those-sweet-legs-of-yours/) [Diane Alberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-alberts/) > [“I think I'd like to be everything to you-if you wanted all of me. And could give me all of you. Otherwise, I can't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-alberts/i-think-i-d-like-to-be-everything-to-you-if-you-wanted-all-of-me-and/) [Diane Alberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-alberts/) > [“She felt ridiculous standing in the middle of the woods hugging a roll of toilet paper to her chest. And oh so vulnerable, too.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-alberts/she-felt-ridiculous-standing-in-the-middle-of-the-woods-hugging-a/) [Diane Alberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-alberts/) > [“She bit down on her lower lip, just like the heroines always did in her books. Hopefully it actually looked more sexy temptress than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-alberts/she-bit-down-on-her-lower-lip-just-like-the-heroines-always-did-in/) [Diane Alberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-alberts/) > [“She nodded, but looked off into the distance, keeping her weight on her uninjured ankle. "Uh...I have to go...you know...I have to go." He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-alberts/she-nodded-but-looked-off-into-the-distance-keeping-her-weight-on-her/) [Diane Alberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-alberts/) > [“You’re going to have to do more than dirty-talk me to get me to fall back into your arms.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-alberts/you-re-going-to-have-to-do-more-than-dirty-talk-me-to-get-me-to-fall/) [Diane Alberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-alberts/) > [“Oh my god." She threw her hands up. "It's a sex injury. You don't have to go all Dr. McDreamy on me, for the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-alberts/oh-my-god-she-threw-her-hands-up-it-s-a-sex-injury-you-don-t-have-to/) [Diane Alberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-alberts/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/butt-hanging/diane-alberts/#itemlist", "name": "1 Butt Hanging Quotes By Diane Alberts", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“She nodded, but looked off into the distance, keeping her weight on her uninjured ankle. \"Uh...I have to go...you know...I have to go.\" He looked up at her, his brow furrowed. \"Go where?\" \"Oh my god. Shoot me now,\" she said, fisting her hands. \"I'm trying to-oh.\" His eyes lit up with comprehension. 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