--- title: "12 Butler Quotes By Eoin Colfer" description: "12 Butler quotes by Eoin Colfer. Plus more from Eoin Colfer and more Butler sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6fd/eoin-colfer-736_butler_anything-else-butler-the-cosh-sir-744851_744851.png" --- > [Anything else, Butler?" "The cosh, sir.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/anything-else-butler-the-cosh-sir/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6fd/eoin-colfer-736_butler_anything-else-butler-the-cosh-sir-744851_744851.png) > [I am Butler. Anything I say sounds scary.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/i-am-butler-anything-i-say-sounds-scary/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ce7/eoin-colfer-736_butler_i-am-butler-anything-i-say-sounds-scary_2503750.png) > [Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/butler-was-seeing-the-world-as-it-was-complete-with-l-e-p-retrival/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e59/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_butler-was-seeing-the-world-as-it-was-co_349803.png) > [“Butler struggled from a tiny fairy chair. “Right, enough talk. I think it’s time Mister Vassikin was introduced to my friend, Mister…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/butler-struggled-from-a-tiny-fairy-chair-right-enough-talk-i-think-it/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f79/eoin-colfer-736_butler_butler-struggled-from-a-tiny-fairy-chair_2693674.png) > [Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/butler-could-kill-you-a-hundred-different-ways-without-use-of-his/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/efb/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_butler-could-kill-you-a-hundred-differen_2282461.png) > [...This is the only way. I will not allow humans or fairies to die when I might have prevented it.” Butler would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/this-is-the-only-way-i-will-not-allow-humans-or-fairies-to-die-when-i/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/81d/eoin-colfer-736_butler_this-is-the-only-way-i-will-not-allow-hu_1744524.png) > [“There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/there-were-only-two-men-on-the-planet-better-educated-in-the-various/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef7/eoin-colfer-736_art_there-were-only-two-men-on-the-planet-be_70543.png) > [Butler,” he called, his voice thin and childlike in the wind. “Yes, Artemis, what?” “If something goes wrong, wait for me. No…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/butler-he-called-his-voice-thin-and-childlike-in-the-wind-yes-artemis/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/456/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_butler-he-called-his-voice-thin-and-chil_2251328.jpg) > [There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/there-were-only-two-men-on-the-planet-better-educated-in-the-various-2/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e1f/eoin-colfer-736_art_there-were-only-two-men-on-the-planet-be_800083.jpg) > [I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in his boots,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/i-am-unarmed-but-butler-here-my-ah-butler-has-a-sig-saucer-in-his/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a1/eoin-colfer-736_boots_i-am-unarmed-but-butler-here-my-ah-butle_1817485.png) > [“Butler snapped his fingers. "Focus, Artemis! Time enough for your Atlantis Complex later. We have the Atlantis Trench outside that door and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/butler-snapped-his-fingers-focus-artemis-time-enough-for-your/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/802/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_butler-snapped-his-fingers-focus-artemis_2836817.jpg) > [“Hey, bodyguard. You better get down to the gymnasium. This jumbo pixie guy is killing your sister." "Really?" said Butler, unconvinced. "Really.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/hey-bodyguard-you-better-get-down-to-the-gymnasium-this-jumbo-pixie/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/44d/eoin-colfer-736_atlantis-complex_hey-bodyguard-you-better-get-down-to-the_596389.png) ## More by Eoin Colfer > [There’s always time for babbling.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/there-s-always-time-for-babbling/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/and-i-will-not-be-beaten-by-that-jackass-jackass-said-foaly-wounded/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselves did nothing to debunk. They had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/thankfully-the-rest-of-the-world-assumed-that-the-irish-were-crazy-a/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [The craft's occupants clutched their armrests, and more than one of them closed their eyes. But not Artemis. He couldn't. There was something morbidly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/the-craft-s-occupants-clutched-their-armrests-and-more-than-one-of/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [Tea? At the beach? No time for luxuries, Holly. There is important work to be done.” He winked at Butler. “Are you sure you’re…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/tea-at-the-beach-no-time-for-luxuries-holly-there-is-important-work/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [Wait," said Butler. "Just wait, Holly. Artemis has a plan." He squinted through the green dome. "What is your plan, Artemis?" All Artemis could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/wait-said-butler-just-wait-holly-artemis-has-a-plan-he-squinted/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [Holly is alive,' thought Foaly 'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/holly-is-alive-thought-foaly-my-princess-lives-exulted-orion-and-we/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [“There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/there-were-only-two-men-on-the-planet-better-educated-in-the-various/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [If Elmore Leonard met Jim Thompson down a dark alley at midnight they might emerge a week later with thick beards, bloodshot eyes and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/if-elmore-leonard-met-jim-thompson-down-a-dark-alley-at-midnight-they/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [Sig Sauer. Nine millimetres. Thirteen in the magazine. Big bullets. One of these hits you and it could blow your head off; something even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/sig-sauer-nine-millimetres-thirteen-in-the-magazine-big-bullets-one/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [“I feel him near in the twist of me guts. It's something I've always been able to do. --The Reluctant Assassin”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/i-feel-him-near-in-the-twist-of-me-guts-it-s-something-i-ve-always/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers. "Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/onscreen-foaly-rubbed-his-eyelids-with-his-index-fingers-yeah-yeah/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/about-his-terrible-attempt-at-making-a-sandwich-it-s-more-difficult/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this. At least Artemis hoped this was what his wink communicated and not something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/play-along-the-wink-said-i-ll-get-you-out-of-this-at-least-artemis/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) > [“ It's now or never , thought Otto. Now, now! thought Witmeyer. And so Ram kissed Thundercat, and suddenly neither bed of roses nor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/it-s-now-or-never-thought-otto-now-now-thought-witmeyer-and-so-ram/) [Eoin Colfer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eoin-colfer/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/butler/eoin-colfer/#itemlist", "name": "12 Butler Quotes By Eoin Colfer", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Anything else, Butler?\" \"The cosh, sir.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Eoin Colfer" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/anything-else-butler-the-cosh-sir/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6fd/eoin-colfer-736_butler_anything-else-butler-the-cosh-sir-744851_744851.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6fd/eoin-colfer-736_butler_anything-else-butler-the-cosh-sir-744851_744851.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6fd/eoin-colfer-736_butler_anything-else-butler-the-cosh-sir-744851_744851.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Anything else, Butler?\" \"The cosh, sir.” — Eoin Colfer", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I am Butler. 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No matter how it looks, I will return. I will bring them all back.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Eoin Colfer" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/butler-he-called-his-voice-thin-and-childlike-in-the-wind-yes-artemis/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/456/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_butler-he-called-his-voice-thin-and-chil_2251328.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/456/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_butler-he-called-his-voice-thin-and-chil_2251328.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/456/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_butler-he-called-his-voice-thin-and-chil_2251328.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Butler,” he called, his voice thin and childlike in the wind. “Yes, Artemis, what?” “If something goes…” — Eoin Colfer", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of them. 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But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shrike-throwing knives in his boots, aderringer two-shot up his sleeve, garrotte wire in his watch, and three stun greanades concealed in variouse pockets. Anything else, Butler?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Eoin Colfer" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/i-am-unarmed-but-butler-here-my-ah-butler-has-a-sig-saucer-in-his/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a1/eoin-colfer-736_boots_i-am-unarmed-but-butler-here-my-ah-butle_1817485.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a1/eoin-colfer-736_boots_i-am-unarmed-but-butler-here-my-ah-butle_1817485.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a1/eoin-colfer-736_boots_i-am-unarmed-but-butler-here-my-ah-butle_1817485.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I am unarmed. 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You're on my boat, you follow my orders.\" \"As I remember, I brought the boat.\" \"Yes, thanks for bringing my boat.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Eoin Colfer" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/butler-snapped-his-fingers-focus-artemis-time-enough-for-your/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/802/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_butler-snapped-his-fingers-focus-artemis_2836817.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/802/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_butler-snapped-his-fingers-focus-artemis_2836817.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/802/eoin-colfer-736_artemis_butler-snapped-his-fingers-focus-artemis_2836817.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Butler snapped his fingers. \"Focus, Artemis! Time enough for your Atlantis Complex later. 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I just want to be there when she stops faking.\" \"Ah,\" said Mulch, comprehension dawning on his face. \"So I should switch my bet to Juliet?\" \"You certainly should\" said Butler.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Eoin Colfer" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eoin-colfer/hey-bodyguard-you-better-get-down-to-the-gymnasium-this-jumbo-pixie/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/44d/eoin-colfer-736_atlantis-complex_hey-bodyguard-you-better-get-down-to-the_596389.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/44d/eoin-colfer-736_atlantis-complex_hey-bodyguard-you-better-get-down-to-the_596389.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/44d/eoin-colfer-736_atlantis-complex_hey-bodyguard-you-better-get-down-to-the_596389.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Hey, bodyguard. You better get down to the gymnasium. 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